#1 lackey

my wife is an idiot

[lattice-the-imp-official]

I am here to serve her iciness!

(ooc: y'all know the rules)

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[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the raccoon’s eyes widen and it sits back, waving its hands almost as if trying to calm lattice down*

Chrk!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official WATTLE THERE'S A LARGE RAT CHIRPING AT MEEEEE

[wattle-the-imp-official]

DON’T LET IT COME NEAR ME EITHER??? AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THERE??

[lattice-the-imp-official]

We're gonna dieeeee

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the raccoon’s eyes widen and it sits back, waving its hands almost as if trying to calm lattice down*

Chrk!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official WATTLE THERE'S A LARGE RAT CHIRPING AT MEEEEE

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the racoon sighs, clears its throat and looks back at lattice*

Calm down please!! I just want to help!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

...

.......

.............

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

oh geez…. Um— you’re lost, right? I can get you home!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Nope nope nope nope nope I am way too sober to be dealing with this-

[wet-raccoon-official]

.. you’re a fairytale imp from a book and you’re freaking out over a talking raccoon? Aren’t talking animals like— half your story?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

And they all stab me!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the raccoon’s eyes widen and it sits back, waving its hands almost as if trying to calm lattice down*

Chrk!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official WATTLE THERE'S A LARGE RAT CHIRPING AT MEEEEE

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the racoon sighs, clears its throat and looks back at lattice*

Calm down please!! I just want to help!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

...

.......

.............

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

oh geez…. Um— you’re lost, right? I can get you home!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Nope nope nope nope nope I am way too sober to be dealing with this-

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the raccoon’s eyes widen and it sits back, waving its hands almost as if trying to calm lattice down*

Chrk!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official WATTLE THERE'S A LARGE RAT CHIRPING AT MEEEEE

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the racoon sighs, clears its throat and looks back at lattice*

Calm down please!! I just want to help!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

...

.......

.............

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet-raccoon-official]

*the raccoon’s eyes widen and it sits back, waving its hands almost as if trying to calm lattice down*

Chrk!!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official WATTLE THERE'S A LARGE RAT CHIRPING AT MEEEEE

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[wet-raccoon-official]

*A raccoon walks over, taking a seat in front of wattle. It’s fur drips with water as it looks at them*

Chrkhsj?

*it seems… friendly?*

[lattice-the-imp-official]

.... -Lattice stares at it for a few seconds before screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHH

[lattice-the-imp-official]

... I think I'm lost I was trying to get to the castle

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official Wattle what the fuck happened to all my Belgian chocolate?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I have no idea what you mean definitely no idea

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Hi my wonderful wife who is amazing and beautiful and kind how’s your day been? Great I hope? Good enough to forgive me for eating all the Belgian chocolate?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

My chocolate Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I’m sorryyyy I’ll buy more

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Thank you honey!

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official Wattle what the fuck happened to all my Belgian chocolate?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I have no idea what you mean definitely no idea

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Hi my wonderful wife who is amazing and beautiful and kind how’s your day been? Great I hope? Good enough to forgive me for eating all the Belgian chocolate?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

My chocolate Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official Wattle what the fuck happened to all my Belgian chocolate?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I have no idea what you mean definitely no idea

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle

[lattice-the-imp-official]

@wattle-the-imp-official Wattle what the fuck happened to all my Belgian chocolate?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

@the-violet-official @the-lovely-danielle @the-popping-bubbles @blueprint-for-buddy hey which one of you stole the castle’s fifty tonnes of glitter?

[the-violet-official]

How dare you imply I would stoop so low to common thievery?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I dare because you’re infamous among the castle staff for stealing the glitter

[the-violet-official]

The utter nerve. You're lucky my brother is presently busy resting or I would inform him he needs to discipline his staff.

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Jokes on you I don’t work there anymore I’m just friends with the staff

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle are you starting fights again? Also we moved the glitter to the western wing

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Daub told me that it was stolen from the west wing?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Not the west wing, the western wing. The one that's full of like- cowboy's and shit

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Oh.

Wait so why do you have ONE HUNDRED TONNES of glitter then??? Though I suppose you only have fifty now since half of it was stolen

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts and crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

When you say that do you mean making the entire castle coated in glitter because you surely had enough for that

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts n crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I don’t even know what to make of that but I’ll join you in whatever you’re doing

[lattice-the-imp-official]

*cue evil giggle*

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Oh no

[lattice-the-imp-official]

you're beautiful honey! :DDDD

[wattle-the-imp-official]

@the-violet-official @the-lovely-danielle @the-popping-bubbles @blueprint-for-buddy hey which one of you stole the castle’s fifty tonnes of glitter?

[the-violet-official]

How dare you imply I would stoop so low to common thievery?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I dare because you’re infamous among the castle staff for stealing the glitter

[the-violet-official]

The utter nerve. You're lucky my brother is presently busy resting or I would inform him he needs to discipline his staff.

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Jokes on you I don’t work there anymore I’m just friends with the staff

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle are you starting fights again? Also we moved the glitter to the western wing

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Daub told me that it was stolen from the west wing?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Not the west wing, the western wing. The one that's full of like- cowboy's and shit

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Oh.

Wait so why do you have ONE HUNDRED TONNES of glitter then??? Though I suppose you only have fifty now since half of it was stolen

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts and crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

When you say that do you mean making the entire castle coated in glitter because you surely had enough for that

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts n crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I don’t even know what to make of that but I’ll join you in whatever you’re doing

[lattice-the-imp-official]

*cue evil giggle*

[wattle-the-imp-official]

@the-violet-official @the-lovely-danielle @the-popping-bubbles @blueprint-for-buddy hey which one of you stole the castle’s fifty tonnes of glitter?

[the-violet-official]

How dare you imply I would stoop so low to common thievery?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I dare because you’re infamous among the castle staff for stealing the glitter

[the-violet-official]

The utter nerve. You're lucky my brother is presently busy resting or I would inform him he needs to discipline his staff.

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Jokes on you I don’t work there anymore I’m just friends with the staff

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle are you starting fights again? Also we moved the glitter to the western wing

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Daub told me that it was stolen from the west wing?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Not the west wing, the western wing. The one that's full of like- cowboy's and shit

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Oh.

Wait so why do you have ONE HUNDRED TONNES of glitter then??? Though I suppose you only have fifty now since half of it was stolen

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts and crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

When you say that do you mean making the entire castle coated in glitter because you surely had enough for that

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts n crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

@the-violet-official @the-lovely-danielle @the-popping-bubbles @blueprint-for-buddy hey which one of you stole the castle’s fifty tonnes of glitter?

[the-violet-official]

How dare you imply I would stoop so low to common thievery?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I dare because you’re infamous among the castle staff for stealing the glitter

[the-violet-official]

The utter nerve. You're lucky my brother is presently busy resting or I would inform him he needs to discipline his staff.

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Jokes on you I don’t work there anymore I’m just friends with the staff

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle are you starting fights again? Also we moved the glitter to the western wing

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Daub told me that it was stolen from the west wing?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Not the west wing, the western wing. The one that's full of like- cowboy's and shit

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Oh.

Wait so why do you have ONE HUNDRED TONNES of glitter then??? Though I suppose you only have fifty now since half of it was stolen

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Arts and crafts

[wattle-the-imp-official]

@the-violet-official @the-lovely-danielle @the-popping-bubbles @blueprint-for-buddy hey which one of you stole the castle’s fifty tonnes of glitter?

[the-violet-official]

How dare you imply I would stoop so low to common thievery?

[wattle-the-imp-official]

I dare because you’re infamous among the castle staff for stealing the glitter

[the-violet-official]

The utter nerve. You're lucky my brother is presently busy resting or I would inform him he needs to discipline his staff.

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Jokes on you I don’t work there anymore I’m just friends with the staff

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Wattle are you starting fights again? Also we moved the glitter to the western wing

[wattle-the-imp-official]

Daub told me that it was stolen from the west wing?

[lattice-the-imp-official]

Not the west wing, the western wing. The one that's full of like- cowboy's and shit