✨things Zoey (K-Pop Demon Hunters) has 100% absolutely canonically done and you cannot convince me otherwise✨
– recorded Rumi singing Let It Go and doing the full Elsa hand-down-the-braid move. refuses to delete it. threatens to leak it whenever Rumi gets cocky.
– waited until Mira was in the middle of a complicated stretch and then did everything in her power to make her laugh and fall over. succeeded. got yelled at. would do it again.
– stole the last cookie and blamed Bobby. Bobby took the blame without hesitation. everyone knew it was Zoey. justice was not served.
– has used her shin-kal to pick her teeth (in private, she’s not an animal). Celine would pass out if she knew.
– has to be actively supervised in public because the last time they lost track of her she somehow ended up in a street rap battle with three strangers and a crowd forming.
– signs her name with little stars and hearts at fan signings and draws tiny doodles if staff doesn’t stop her. takes FOREVER.
– snores. loudly. starfishes in her sleep. Rumi has absolutely woken up trapped under a rogue elbow.
– randomly says English memes out loud (“can I pet that dog??”) at the worst possible moments. Mira understands. Celine ignores it. Rumi is always like “what does that MEAN.”
anyway your honor she is a menace and i love her
