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laura 2.0 @ acuppella RP

[olliejovian-blog]

I am pooped.

[lauracup]

I’m sorry to hear that.

[lauracup]

samerystargaryen:

Yeah, that is definitely sounding like something I didn’t study for. Who knew being a concerned friend had so many rules? I was mostly joking about the rash part anyway, even though now you do have me really curious. I wonder if she’s contagious. 

...do you study something related to healthcare?  I can’t speak as to what exactly the ‘concerned friend’ code entails, but as a healthcare professional, no, I can’t just disclose private patient information.  That includes Fiona.

Only way for you to know is to ask her if she is, Sam.

[lauracup]

thcbeasknees:

I enjoy a good wit. 

You and everyone else, apparently. Since when did fun runs become so competitive? I think you’re all forgetting the intention which is to have fun, and be charitable, and maybe look good while doing it. 

Racing. I’m not very athletic, but I do run for exercise and I like to give back. Plus I look great in spandex, so there’s that. Noted though. If I want you to play nurse for me I should injure myself by the finish line. 

It’s in my nature to be competitive, especially with the NYC Tri less than a month away, but I can’t speak for anyone else.  Getting to be charitable while being competitive is a bonus.

I...have to corroborate your spandex observation.

[lauracup]

samerystargaryen:

Uhm….yes? No? I feel like I’m failing a quiz I didn’t study for.

HIPAA = Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.  Legally, I cannot give away someone else’s private medical information without their consent.  

If you are truly concerned about Ms. Hudson’s current skin condition, it would be best to ask her directly...and not her Pharmacist.

[aw-yiss-strahovski]

[lauracup]

I think that’s a smart move.  They’ll thank you, I’m sure. 

That should be the least of you’re worries!  Have you seen the way young lesbians look at Cate Blanchette?  Pride Month is the perfect time to change this, so maybe I’ll see you around.  Which neighbor of ACup are you?    

Tell me: are you being facetious or are the Showers actually that prone to injury?

Interesting.  Do you think I look like Cate Blanchett, or that I look attractive for a 49 year old?  I own the pharmacy across the street.  There’s a reason I’m always wearing a lab coat whenever I pop in for my caffeine fixes.

[lauracup]

theyearofthestar:

I’m sure April will be ecstatic for the donations, Miranda! And what is your PR? Are you planning to leave us all behind in your colorful dust?

Currently, I am comfortably in the low 19′s.  Looking over the course map, I think I might have a shot at going under 19, but we shall see.  Oh, sweetheart you know the answer to that question is a resounding yes.

Will I see you on the starting line, Rachel?

[lauracup]

thcbeasknees:

Clever of you. 

Important question on behalf of the runners: will you personally be there to ice ankles and hand out water or will you be deferring that to your employees?

Thank you; I’m glad someone here appreciates my wit.

During the race: my employees will hand out water, seeing as I plan to win.  Afterward, however, I would be remiss to not lend my medical knowledge and ankle icing prowess to anyone feeling a little sore.

And now I pose the same important query to you, Ms. Smith: will you be racing, or a water girl?

[lauracup]

samerystargaryen:

So just how much more adorable do I need to be for you to cross the hippos? 

Are...you being serious right now?

[lauracup]

@samerystargaryen replied to your post ““Why is Fiona texting you?””

Is it for a weird rash?

You’re adorable, Sam but not adorable enough to violate HIPAA for.

[gethealthynotslim]

Please absorb this information

[lauracup]

samerystargaryen:

That’s the most science-y way anyone has ever told me to message them before. I feel like I need safety glasses, a test tube, and adult supervision. Do your friends call you Miri too?

I was almost mostly sure that you were joking before you confirmed it.

Well, I am a scientist, and it never hurts to wear your PPE, Sam.  You sounded skeptical about my messaging habits and clearly my reassurance was not enough; hence why you should collect some data to address said skepticism.  They do.  You’re welcome to call me Miri if you’d like.

I just had to make doubly sure you knew.

[lauracup]

ariaabrams:

If definitely does. I’m always down for a beautiful person to sing with me.

Well then, consider me properly flattered, and holding you to that promise.

[lauracup]

“Why is Fiona texting you?”

“For information regarding a prescription.  What other reason would there be for her texting me?”

[lauracup]

samerystargaryen:

That could be because I haven’t hit up your ask box, but I’ll take your word for it. What do you need a humanizing one for? Because of the doctor thing?

Oh, those people who only ride in buggies and build barns and stuff. I get it now. I watched that one show where Vanilla Ice went to go live with them for a while. It used to be on Netflix. Wait, do you Netflix?

Well, by all means, message me via the ask box and collect some data on my messaging habits.  Formulate your hypotheses, and test them.

And yes, it’s because of the doctor thing.  Or rather, Pharmacist thing.

Yes, of course I do.  Netflix is the fishing channel, yes?

...I’m joking, by the way.

[acuppellarp]

If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open it on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!

Meme Monday Wednesday: Phone edition!

IC QUESTIONS

What was the last text message you sent to ______?

What was the last text message you received from ______?

Do you have your crush’s number? What was your last text to them?

What’s ______’s name and picture on your phone? Do they have a special ringtone?

Show us the last three pictures you took with your phone.

What are your top 5 contacts on your phone?

Have you ever given someone a fake number? Have you ever received a fake number yourself?

When you get someone’s number, do you call them right away, or do you play the ‘don’t look too eager’ game for a couple of days?

Do you prefer texts or calls? Why?

What’s your biggest phone-related pet peeve?

PROMPTS

Send ______ a sexy picture/text.

Send ______ a drunk picture/text .

Send ______ a picture/text not meant for them.

Send ______ an angry picture/text.

Send ______ a flirty picture/text.

Send ______ a funny picture/text.

Send ______ a sad picture/text.

Send ______ an honest picture/text.

Send ______ a fake picture/text.

Send ______ a loving/affectionate picture/text.

STARTERS

“Help! I don’t know what to text ______.”

“______ called you earlier.”

“I need a sext beta reader. Have I told you lately how much I love you?”

“I finally got one of those dating apps.”

“IS THAT A ______ NUDE!?”

“Why is ______ texting you?”

“Ok, you’re making the heart eyes again. Who’s texting you?”

“I’m sorry I dropped it, but you should’ve bought a case!”

“Never trust someone with the duck ringtone as a default.”

“______ just texted me! WHAT DO I DO!?”

TEXTS

[ TEXT ] Hey, do you wanna go out some time?

[ WRONG # ] Ugh, ______ is so annoying.

[ WRONG # ] I think I’m catching feels for ______.

[ WRONG # ] How do I tell ______ I’m into her?

[ TEXT ] I don’t think I was meant to see your butt pics. But thanks.

[ TEXT ] Send nudes.

[ TEXT ] [ nude picture ]

[ WRONG # ] I think ______ is ______

[ TEXT ] I think you’re ______

[ TEXT ] Come on! ______ and ______ are obviously fucking.

[lauracup]

elliegilbert:

Ooh she’s got a bite to her.

So I’ve been told.  Many times over. 

And?  Have you more to say on the subject?