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[laurathebabex]

Hey I’m back😭

I’m sooo stuck for a hen night idea😭it’s been delegated to me as I’m her sister ffs but she doesn’t want anything “vulgar” like strippers etc…idk what to do man

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated🥲

[laurathebabex]

I hope the anons can put the speculation about Tom and Harry's friendship to rest. They're just two adults in an adult friendship. They don't have to hang out everyday or to post all their hangouts for our viewing pleasure.

Yeah hopefully now that they’ve been spotted together, it may be old but at least it something🤷🏼‍♀️

[laurathebabex]

Tom or Harry (not sure which) posted a joint TikTok. It's not exactly new, but it's still cool to see them. I love Tom's terrible singing and how Harry cracks up at it.

I saw! I think it’s an old TikTok becauseeeee Tom has long hair, I think it was Harry that posted

There must be a wavelength between me and the pair because whatever me and the anons say they just do lol

“Laura there’s been no sighting of Harry and Tom together” = oh look there they are😭😭

[laurathebabex]

I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure those anons who constantly bring up Harry and his girlfriend are the same trolls who were hoping Jess would leave Harry when they were spreading those ridiculous rumors, but she didn't buy their bullshit and now they're still making fun of their relationship even though it's no different from 99% of other couples.

I’d just love to know whyyyy it’s in my inbox😭😭I mean tbf I am a drama blog lool

[laurathebabex]

how’s your sisters wedding planning going? (Please tell me it’s your sister and i didn’t get wrong or i’ll jump off a cliff 😔🤞)

Yes it’s my sister☺️ It’s going good! We’ve sorted the favours and most of the stuff has been done now…the bridesmaids dresses took me back a stack or two but oh well (of course I had to pay for them on my minimum wage😭)

Invitations are next🥴🥴

[laurathebabex]

The concept of two people in a relationship knowing what is and isn't fine with each other seems to keep eluding that one bitchless anon lmfao like how big of a loser can one be? Did Jess tell you to tell Harry that?

I just don’t understand it tbh…I tend to not play into it now bc it’s just boring🥱🥱

[laurathebabex]

Someone tell Harry to stop grabbing Jess by the neck like he does. She's your girlfriend, not your bro! Be gentle!

Why are we bringing this up again?

Haven’t heard from yous in forever and now it’s back to Hazza

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I think I like you a little too much.

[laurathebabex]

Harry fans say they want to sniff his pits, give him a remote controlled butt plug, sniff his dirty underwear and use it to make tea

Sometimes I really do enjoy the anons I get loool

[laurathebabex]

i saw someone on twitter literally @ Harry’s own twitter saying they wanted Harry to fart on their face because there was an article saying smelling farts can help alzheimers

Ohhhh that’ll be drip lol… I think that was meant as a joke😂😂😂

[laurathebabex]

A Harry fan on twitter is talking about how they want have a poop and piss fetish for Harry his fans are so odd

😳😳😳…what?!

[laurathebabex]

What if Tom stopped being friends with Harry because he heard of the allegations/twitter/tumblr drama about Harry a few months ago? He knows Harry better than the fans

I don’t think Tom has a tumblr account but hey, I don’t know what he does in his spare time lol

[laurathebabex]

Tom’s new role in that film which the name escapes me

Did I miss something?!? What other project? Or do you mean a short film? Honestly, I think projects like that are a waste of time. Especially considering that in the end, this project doesn't even have enough funding to release it.

There’s the short film and (which I have since been told) Good Luck Have Fun and Don’t Die, remember he was in the trailer so he must have some sort of role lol

I’ve been told that the short film is only 8 mins long💀😂

[laurathebabex]

On the one hand, all these theories about Tom and Harry seem silly to me. On the other hand, as someone with a bunch of cousins ​​and their bros, they really don't stop talking for no reason. But the reasons could be downright prosaic. No matter what anyone says, there is a hierarchy among men. The most handsome/cool/rich/successful, or some combination of all of these, is always at the top. I don't think there's any secret to this. And I think it's obvious that in their male group (and I include all their mutual friends with whom they spend time), Harry is something of a leader; he's successful in his own way, actively DJs, and his friends are often with him. And everything seems to revolve around him. Who knows if his friends are truly interested in everything he does or if they just tolerate it. And maybe Tom is just tired of this constant admiration and support for Harry. At least, that's the impression I got. Maybe this opinion is wrong. It'll be funny if these two end up posting shared content at some point, as if the point never happened. LOL. And we've already managed to bury their friendship.

Yea, perhaps you’re right…Tom seems like quite a private guy so as you said anon he may not want all the attention much anymore (idk if that makes sense😅)

I must confess I completely forgot they were friends lol

[laurathebabex]

I was scrolling through my feed and came across a post with Tom and Harry, and suddenly realized how long it's been since I've seen them together. Literally, their shared story was in May 2025! 2026 is almost here! What the hell?! What happened between them? And don't tell me it's because of rumors and scandals. That happened much later, and they clearly broke up earlier. Apparently right before Harry left for filming. So there was definitely some shit going on. I have an older brother and he has a ton of best friends he's close with, and that kind of person rarely just stops talking without a reason. So I think there's some beef between Tom and Harry.

Oh shit was it May??? I thought it was August lol

Maybe the pair just haven’t got time for each other atm, with Harry’s DJing and Tom’s new role in that film which the name escapes me😅

I don’t think it’s anything deep tbh, I mean Harry still follows Tom last time I looked

[laurathebabex]

OMG, Harry's the only ex in their life?!? What the hell? Move on. Stop looking for hints where there aren't any. This is the same nonsense as princessvelaryon. And again. PROVIDE LINKS. But you don't have any.

Porn is only your thing. But for some reason, not his current girlfriend. You're just angry and jealous.

Any reasonable person understands this. There's no benefit of the doubt for Harry, nor for Tom, who also subscribed to 18+ content at one point and had a bad breakup. God, are we seriously going to discuss the same thing for the hundredth time?!?

Laura, ignore them and don't post them. It's a surprising coincidence that the rumors about Harry's rapist coincided with yet another wave of renewed discussion about the "poor" crazy woman who, I REMEMBER, created the fake rumors/speculation/manipulations about Harry herself, leaked personal correspondence, and pretended to be an innocent victim in everyone's inboxes.

I definitely think it’s just one person in my inbox trying to start up the Harry bollocks again and I can take a wild guess as to who it is💀

I haven’t even hashtagged him in it lol