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a smile breaks out across his face, eyes squinted slightly. “hey, sorry.” the guilt washes over him in waves, his smile faltering slightly. “i’ve been feeling weird lately, i shouldn’t have snapped at you like that.” hyunwoo rises to his feet, reaching a slender-fingered hand out to her with the same smile. “let’s go find something fun to do.”
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
the male exhales for a few seconds longer than needed, his mouth feeling suddenly too dry to conjure up any words, save for a barely audible ‘sorry.’ there’s a pause before he attempts to speak again. “i just feel weird, i tried a new edible. no biggie.” he says, more evasive than usually need be with her.
hyunwoo still wasn’t sure what kind of drunk he was. flirty? depressed? a klepto? no one really knew. and he was even less sure he wanted to find out while with current company. “that doesn’t sound so bad actually.” but maybe he liked alcohol too much to care about the potential embarrassment.
(1) NEW SNAP.
HYUNWOOS: sorry is this seoah or the laugh factory i can’t tell HYUNWOOS: sounds like hell i forgot to go to yoga this morning HYUNWOOS: i must be giving the gym free membership money
“what does the most fun girl in the world recommend then?” Hyunwoo jumps slightly at her hands slamming down on the table. “what’s more fun than Vegas?” he shrugs his shoulders, he was usually the best at not cancelling on last-minute plans, his job seemed to give him a lot more free time than his old 9-5.
(1) NEW SNAP.
HYUNWOOS: i can’t imagine why HYUNWOOS: would genuinely rather be a thousand miles away HYUNWOOS: how was your day?
“everyone’s probably having fun and i’m the lame ass that’s here working still.” hyunwoo rubs at his eye, exhaling a breath as he does so. “i’m in such a bad mood honestly.” his lower lip juts out slightly, resting his forehead against the flat surface beneath him.
(1) NEW SNAP.
HYUNWOOS: hope ur having fun while i sit here and consider quitting my job HYUNWOOS: wish i was drunk or smth
hyunwoo tried his best not to be annoyed with people, but there was something in his system, pent-up stress or maybe the edible he’d downed an hour or so ago that was making the male antsy. “i feel weird, sorry for snapping.” his eyes trailed downward to where his pen is in his hand, knuckles going white at how strength of his grip. “maybe i’m just tired.”
he can feel it in the back of his throat first, the pulsating, like his heart could come crawling up his throat. “hey” he snaps, without really meaning to. it was too loud, the clicking of their pen, or was it their nails tapping against the screen of their phone? he couldn’t really tell but it was bothering him. “can you stop being so loud?” the words leave his mouth and he feels terrible instantly. ‘damn, maybe this edible’s done a number on me.’ he thinks, his heartbeat still in the base of his throat.
im back!
come plot with me while i wonder if i should write up new starters or not.
hey hello
this is ugly but i am away at a place with one bar of service so i’ll be mia the next few days!!!
i’m feeling N E R V O U S trying to be so P E R F E C T.
𝙎𝙉𝘼𝙋𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏 ― 〔 EVERYONE
↳ Nikita.
@HYUNWOOS: im going 2 google it because SOMEONE doesn’t want 2 tell me apparently @HYUNWOOS: if anything weird pops up im blaming u
HYUNWOO + YOONA.
light brown eyes flicker down to the notebook in front of him as he mulled over the options laid out before him. talking didn’t seem too fun what with the way he can barely form coherent sentences around her. “talk? about what?” it’s all he can really say without saying too much, it was late and hyunwoo didn’t want to bother the female with all of his thoughts. “it’s honestly not my strong suit but i would listen to you talk all day.” eyes widened, he feels as if he’s said the wrong thing, the creepy thing. “if you have anything to talk about that is.”
“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”
“listen..” it’s almost immediate, the way his eyes survey the crowd surrounding the two of them. anxiously, his hands immediately grip the others. “i have nothing against holding your hand but why did we insist on venturing into this crowd?” hyunwoo’s gaze flickers between the faces in front of them, hoping to see someone familiar maybe? he wasn’t really sure what he was looking for.
