[wordfather]

me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

[meatgrinder-0]

[laserwalnut]

I am scared and ashamed of everything. But I shall remember life goes on and I must adapt accordingly

[m4ck4pp1e]

I just noticed ths

I want to say thank you to sexy goku for reblogging and loving all my content i just want to say thank you

[munch-mumbles]

Beaming positive energy and motivation into your brain so you can create more Murphy content

THANK YOU…. THANK YOU!!!!!!

[munch-mumbles]

murphyyy…… murphy acton-dolloooooo 😭😭😭

[taiwanesekid05]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[munch-mumbles]

no ac at work no bathrooms besides outdoor porta potties the sales floor is a construction zone mess we’re slow as fuck because they ripped out all the gas pumps AND i have no pto so i cant even go home to play vintage story instead 😢😢😢😢

[despazito]

[tvneon]

[c3po]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

[munch-mumbles]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

[deadwooddross]

If you're hungry, they're hungrier. Give your blackguard a hefty bowl of stew. And another one. And one more after that. And- (my very flattering extremely high effort renditions of Tinsel, @chickenly 's hungry hungry seraph)

[lupusartz]

some of vintage story monsters again, now in colors