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marisatomay

the problem with green screens is that they don’t provide enough enrichment in the actor enclosure

zombeesknees

#no i’m very very serious. it’s not enriching enough and it shows. #they need scenery to chew on

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium me: 0K

cranquis

doctor: wanna guess your salt level?

me: Na

carriesthewind

doctor: your folate levels are decent, however

me: well at least that’s one B9 result

toastbutteregg

hollowboobtheory

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

gormbus

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

leporellian

ballet is so funny bc they will be like ”oh the ballerina is retiring… this is her farewell before she goes off to greener pastures to spend the rest of her days… she has worked a long career and has earned her rest…” and she will be like 31 and opera is so funny bc they will be like ”hes a promising young bass!!! just starting out all wide eyed and bushy tailed!! we’re excited to see where his career will go” and he will be like 47

terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

And my Master's is done! Thanks so much to the teachers, friends, and family who made it all possible; I truly could not have done it without your support. In particular thank you to my amazing mom Jennifer, and my incredible wife Hannah. Lets see what's next y'all! https://www.instagram.com/p/CdUg-WRNzJn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=