lauren ashley bishop lives here

i'm a comedian from arkansas. i live in LA. but i comede all over. [email protected] www.facebook.com/laurenashleybishop www.twitter.com/sbellelauren www.instagram.com/sbellelauren

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treats are expensive i’m helping AMERICA

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how i spell cinnamon before word check fixes it is between me and god

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you’re doing great everybody

[cali]

Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away

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me leaving a party because i don’t like attention but dramatically saying goodbye to everyone as i go

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thank you so much for the christmas card with a letter about everything your family that i only kind of know has been up to this year even the people that i’ve never met i bet it was riveting

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U HAVE 2 B EXTREMELY HARDCORE

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well well well tumblr my old friend how does it feel to have outlasted every other site well done take a bow

[pastelfluff]

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kerry had always heard that rabbits were fast, but this was too much. she was still just a bunny for god’s sake.

[fluffytherapy]

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when someone says you’ve lost weight “in the face”

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WHY DOES TWEETY BIRD HAVE ARMS INSTEAD OF WINGS IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT

[dapperpugs]

via

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stacy couldn’t believe it. her husband had lost the bocce ball tournament once again. she wouldn’t be able to show her face at book club for weeks now. what a ninny.

[wolfsheart-blog]

Wolf’s Kiss

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can you pick the kids up at 3? thanks i’m late for work, bye hon.

[blazepress]

A baby elephant taking a drink.

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reginold knew he was supposed to be on the wagon, but he just couldn’t help sneaking just a sip.

[weirdnessisgood]

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WHEN U FINALLY HEAR THE SEA AND IT SOUNDZ LIKE UR EX

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casey could't believe her favorite soup plantation was closing. harris tried to comfort her, but to no avail.

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maureen was so happy she'd taken the day off to visit the korean spa. she did't even mind being naked in front of the other women. maybe she would become a nudist.

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trudy just couldn't let go of easter yet. how was she supposed to wait until october for new holiday themed candy? torture.