[viralthings]

Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads.

[new-burg-crossing]

this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it.

[sunandreign-deactivated20171022]

Silent Hill: Llamas

[okaymad]

[illinicoise]

I have never seen a more relatable tweet

[memewhore]

[tittily]

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

[sacred-portal]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

this woman is my fucking queen 

[oknope]

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

[naturesome]

When I was a freshman in high school there was a boy named Chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited with him. On his birthday everyone bought him Hotwheels and he went home with a backpack full of them. For homecoming they voted him king and gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it. Sometimes high school isn’t so bad.

[onlinebff-deactivated20211108]

I HATE HORMONES 

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

[s-ha-dy]

[theoldness]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

it’s vegan 😍

[rose-clementine]

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

[sapeornis]

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

[creepingmuse-deactivated2019092]

We believe the dark glasses may be a sign that the deceased wished to hide their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown. 

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[memewhore]

[moved405928-blog]

when u make a mistake