We're All Mad Here!

Laurikayy, Middlesbrough 20 I like a bit of everything!

[laurikay]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

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Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

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Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

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Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

New piece, hope you like it! xo Lang 

………….

My NEW book Memories is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

[chasing-kassandra]

Just like so many others, I believe a relationship is about the future. If you can’t see yourself curled up in bed every Sunday morning with her for the rest of your life, Let her go. If you aren’t excited to take her places she’s never been before just to see the look on her face, Let her go. If you don’t love surprising her because you know she hates it, Let her go. If you can picture yourself in a place that you love, and not wish she was there with you, Let her go. If you can imagine your life without her, Let her go. Just please let her go so someone else can love her more. She deserves to be loved.

I Will Never Let You Go (via give-me-ur-hand)

@justkickinback

(via would-rather-be-surfing)

You’re my forever

(via justkickinback)

[anitaillemann]

[kidwithajetblackheart-deactivat]

I can’t with this picture haha

[tullyyyy]

[laurikay]

2 and a half year ago, time flies when your having fun!

[thejogging]

[cowboyhudsons]

[officialwhitegirls]

[blackleatherpinklace]

#quotesbyashly #chapter1

[love-personal]

[studiosds]

[potayto]

[frequents]

[difficult]

Maybe I’m just hard to love.

and easy to leave (via difficult)

[fvhks-deactivated20170525]