Lautz Plays League :D

Hello everybody, Summoner Lautz here. I'm not new to League anymore, but I'm still not great at it. Working on learning new positions and champs and strengthening my skills at the champs I love. Feel free to friend me through LoL or send me an ask on here, Skype available on request :D If anyone is interested in playing League with me and helping me out at the same time: Referral Link :D

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I may not have Elementalist Lux...

But at least I have FFXV. Right?

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Right...?

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Was it worth all the games with flash ignite enemy Bards and INTing Yasuo ADCs? I’m not sure anymore...

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What happened to me?

I used to have all of the honor ribbons and even got the santa baron icon for being a good-natured player. Now Riot would probably ban me on the spot if they ever got a hold of my chat logs. Man League can really fuck a person up.

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Guess I’m just not S rank material (A+/A- respectively).

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Highest League rank: Silver 4

Highest HotS Rank: Preseason Rank 9, S1 Plat 5 (Placed here, haven’t played HL solo yet)

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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Happiness is a warm gun.

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Hooray, I finally bought all the champions! Yup, not a single champion of value left to buy!

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S-, Box, Key fragment, and mastery 4! Eventful game :S

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I knew it could be done!

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EZPZ

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I DID THE THING ON A CHAMPION THAT’S NOT EVEN FOTM.

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Looking at the splash changes on S@20...

A lot of these “new splashes” look like they stole them from somebody’s fanart page :S

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My lil puke muffin pulls through :O

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Salty Kat calls me a failed abortion...

Checked their profile after game, Bronze 1 Vayne main rofl

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@riven mains

why do you hate everyone around you

why do you enjoy making everyone else feel bad

who hurt you????

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I know I haven’t played League in a while but what the fuck is this shit?

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New Champ Select dodge penalty?

Got some really rancid people in champ select and dodged a few games in a row. Went into a new queue and it took nearly ten minutes to get into a game, is there a low priority queue for champ select dodging now or am I just unlucky?