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☾ About me ☽

I traded my soul for the ability to sometimes write mentally breaking fanfics. I then post these murderous creations on my ao3 @LavendelG3cko. My head will forever be filled with ideas i will probably never write.

If i havent posted in a while it probably is me having another health related problem or i am simply having another minecraft phase.

Favorite drivers:

Max, Oscar, Oliver Bearmen, Nico Goatenberg

Fandoms i am currently in:

F1, JJK

☾ Masterlists ☽

❥ Genshin Impact

❥ Call of Duty

☾ Other Works ☽

❥ JKK Men and their kinks

#masterlist

lsunstreakerl

toasterbob

i just need u all the know that i spent the last like 2-3 hours planning a future fic (with a LOT of help from @lavendelg3cko :))

be afraid, for we have truly cooked with it <33

(it‘ll be lestapiastri, yes, and yes it will include every other goated ship there is. and yes it is and au and yes they will be traumatized but funny)

(if it‘ll ever come out bc i refuse to write it before i finished another one of my fics)

lavendelg3cko

if there is kittens in it that was my work :)

(and also some crack parts of the fic)

qingyyy

iyerta

a decade later and they are still side-eyeing the shit out of everybody together

#still love this image so much lmao #your honor they are married

One day i will post all my small drabbles, one day

until then the only person getting to see them is my author because i am an insecure bitch and am scared no one will care

bUT ONE DAY U GUYS WILL GET TO SEE MY MAX CHARACTER STUDY, SHIFTER AU DRABBLES AND LESTAPPEN FUCKING UNDER THE RAIN

#guys the heatwave is making me go insane #can u tell?#can u also tell i am procrastinating continuing my merfolk au?#me: i love writing #also me: WHY DID I CHOOSE TO START WRITING THIS NOW I HAVE TO FINISH JT

lavendelg3cko

Guys guess who posted an amazing Charles/Oscar/Max omegaverse oneshot

(also read the tags dumb dumbs)

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/225951401

toasterbob

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS MASTERPIECE RN!! it‘s mandatory!!

lavendelg3cko

nawwww u flatter me my love

#also get over here rn i still need to give u head

Guys guess who posted an amazing Charles/Oscar/Max omegaverse oneshot

(also read the tags dumb dumbs)

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/225951401

#f1 smut #charles x max #lestapiastri #max x oscar #Oscar x Charles #f1 fanfic

love-inchident

i’m just like you 🎵

you’re just like me 🎶

toasterbob

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84319291

Alright, the Lestapiastri A/B/O oneshot is out!! Please everybody say thank you to @voiths who basically inspired the whole plot and helped me a lot while writing this <3

lavendelg3cko

i still think you deserve the most immaculate head for this oneshot

Oscar is so pathetic in this you wrote this so well <3333

my favorite lestappen author who also likes to stab me in the chest with the biggest hurt

#there is always room in my bed for you #also we still need to play league together

inchidentofftrack

pre-miami gp dump cause we somehow actually made it through these 5 weeks (or did we??? AGAHAAHA)

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6

race recaps: aus gp chn gp jpn gp

something something max verstappen retiring this year something something "red bull gives you wings" something something Let Down by Radiohead

something something "One day i am gonna grow wings"

#max verstappen #f1 #you guys catch my drift?

leclerc-apologist

I’m so sorry but I have to bring this max drag path edit here bc it actually killed me x

scuderiamarlboro

i love you meanstappen i love you bitchstappen i love you cuntstappen i love you bratstappen i love you max verstappen i love you

iyerta

a decade later and they are still side-eyeing the shit out of everybody together

gordonstanheight

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

randomishnickname

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

inimitably-ineffable

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”