Law but make it German

Moved to lawstrugglesbt!!!!

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Alright we are upgrading new acc is called: @lawstrugglesbt Follow me there

[disasterposts]

hey man i miss you.... how's it goin.. where you been

Heyyy!!!

Ok so I have a problem I forgot my password for this tumblr acc. The only reason why I can post from it is because my laptop logs me in automatically.

So I thought ok I´ll just change my password right? Wrong because Im signed in on an email adress which I no longer use and cant remeber the password for that either!. I can´t change my tumblr nor my email password and I can only access this tumblr via my laptop.

But I prefer my phone: SO I decided to make a new acc @disasterpost 

Please follow me there!

I´ll also try to get my law blog back

[lawstrugglesat]

Me, still behind on coursework from the first week of the semester, barely understanding what my profs are talking about: Should I do NanoWriMo?

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Ok so I heard that somebody thought my mulled wine post was about how we get mulled wine only on Halloween in Germany. Which is fortunately not the case! 🤗

It starts usually after Halloween, my Uni just seemed to want to sell their wine quicker, and it lasts the whole Christmas period! 

There are also always non-alcoholic options available!

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I´m with my studygroup in a cafe right now but I can´t concentrate on studying because the music this cafe is playing is just too good not to vibe to it

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Studying law is basically just a game of: Who can type the most obnoxiously in the library?

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heyy are you german if not how's doing bachelors in a foreign language can you talk a bit im learning German since last year and next year I'll start uni but so scared that I will stay behind etc when I compare my English and my German it comes so weak. thx in advance for your time darling I hope you are doing well

Hey darling,

I´m actually German so I can´t really help you out I´m sorry. There are some degrees which you can take that are entirely in English.

If you can tell me what you want to study I can look some up for you!

I did take a few classes in English for my degree and theyre pretty ok. But it really depends on your degree. My. tests consisted of ticking off boxes lol. And there´s also the problem of me studying law which doesnt follow the typical bachelor-master course most people do.😅

Reach out to me and I can help you out a bit more!

[lawstrugglesat]

In the US you have to hide your booze on campus meanwhile my German Uni gives out mulled wine to everyone at 9am

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Does anybody elses friend group go absolutely wild whenever you say something in an online lecture? 

Everytime i look into the gc after saying something there are like 50+ messages of them freaking out

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My studygroup needs to start listening to the lecture and stop making stickers for WhatsApp💀

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My mental stability is holding on by a thread and I´ve chosen to work as a waitress in a football stadium

Prize for dumbest bitch alive goes to me

Im my own source of problems

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Property law lectures have it all: adult toy site in the stock market, discussions about corpses, apple cake tutorials, playmobil

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I feel incredible satisfaction when my profs dont know if to call me Miss or Mister because my name is unisex

Mic and cam are off in my lecture so they cant see me 

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The way my heart pounded when I raised my hand in Zoom today. I didn´t get called on but just the thought of saying something raised my pulse

I had to lay down for 15 minutes 😬

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My property law prof has mentioned greek myths in his lecture like 6 times today already. He also has an imaginary client named Percy. What I´m saying is my 50 year old property law prof is a PJO fanboy

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20mins into my EU law lecture and my prof is calling the balkans the baltics... I love it when my profs know what theyre talking about /j

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[secretaryofdarkness]

It’s even better if you imagine it in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

[hellenhighwater]

Every time one of the miserable bastards I follow puts this goddam post back on my dash I reblog it just to tell you that so far–so far!–I have managed to not slip up. 

But I do a lot of jury trials, and so far isn’t never. 

I hate you all.