Laugh with me

Potato enthusiast

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[astrologyhoe]

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

[shakugan-archive]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

me trying to think of a comeback:

[urbenangel]

[pesropadcal]

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[jeenay]

[biphoenix]

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building