Hopeless

New health professional. Keeping all my fangirl crazy hidden in one place 🤓

[layniefae]

That thing when you’ve been watching far too many Sebastian Stan interviews and start to think he sounds a little like Aaron Tveit. From the time Sebastian moved to the States they grew up an hour apart 😶 #latetotheparty

[juliabohemian]

Finally finished Coriolanus

(A few highlights, paraphrased by me)

Caius’s mom: Damn my son is good at battling.

Caius’s wife: Do we have to talk about this?

Caius’s mom: Sorry. I can’t hear you over the sound of how damn good my son is at battling.

Caius’s wife: Because this is really difficult for me.

Caius’s mom: I bet he is literally covered in blood right now.

Caius’s wife: Please stop.

Caius’s mom: He probably even has guts on him. Like, other people’s guts. Not his guts.

Caius’s wife: Oh, Jesus Christ.

Caius: Hey, everyone. I’m, home. I just had a glorious battle. Damn I’m good at battling. I am literally covered in blood right now. And guts. But like, not my guts. Other people’s guts.

Caius’s mom to Caius’s wife: See? I told you.

Caius’s mom to Caius: You’re so good at battling. Maybe you should go into politics.

Caius: I don’t see how those two things relate.

Caius’s mom: Let me rephrase. You’re going into politics.

Caius: I guess I’m going into politics.

(After Caius goes into politics)

Caius’s mom: Dude, the people hate you. 

Caius: Well, the people are stupid. Also, they wanted me to wear a nightgown.

Caius’s mom: You know that thing you do where you say exactly what you’re thinking when you’re out in public? You should stop doing that.

Caius: Isn’t it enough for them that I’m super good at battling?

Caius’s mom: Based on the torches and pitchforks…I’d have to say no.

Caius: It’s almost like they want me to kiss their asses or something.

Caius’s mom: I’m not sure you’re really grasping the spirit of politics.

Caius: Well I’m definitely not kissing anyone’s ass.

Caius’s mom: Think of it as a challenge. Like, you know how you’re really good at battling?

Caius: Yeah.

Caius’s mom: Well, wouldn’t it be fun if you were also good at politics?

Caius: No. No, it wouldn’t.

Caius’s mom: I basically made you, you know. You wouldn’t even be good at battling if it wasn’t for me.

Caius: Weird flex, but okay.

Caius’s mom: Seriously, go kiss some ass. Make Mommy proud.

Caius: I don’t want to.

Caius’s mom: Do it.

Caius: Fine, I will!

Caius’s mom: Well, okay. I mean, if that’s what you want.

Caius: I just said that it wasn’t.

Caius’s mom: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me, telling everyone that my son is going into politics.

(Caius’s attempts to ingratiate himself upon the people are unsuccessful)

The People: Boo! You suck at politics.

Caius: In all fairness, I never said I didn’t.

The People: We are banishing you from Rome!

Caius: Oh yeah, well, I banish you!

The People: Yeah…that’s not how that works.

Caius’s mom: Fuck everyone in Rome for banishing my son. Seriously, I hope you all lose your jobs!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

[northisnotup]

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

[relevantlyrambling]

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

[cyanideending]

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you 

@cupcakelirry 

[cyanideending]

Here ya go kids… all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, that’s probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.

Important notes:

- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,

- the end has a flash mob and a “commercial” for the Forest Cafe, 

- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?

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@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this… at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.

I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.

On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.

This post was my most doubted of all.

And you came in………

with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.

I’ll never forget this.

We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.

[katsuko1978]

This whole thing originally felt like some online urban legend… and then @cyanideending comes through with video proof and first person participation. What a time to be alive

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

NEVER forget

[thehumming6ird]

Tom Hiddleston introduces the Disney+ Loki series to Hall H at San Diego Comic Con, 20th July 2019

[layniefae]

That thing where you love someone so much but they don’t want to hear from you.

[fuckyeahgifheaven]

Quite an accomplishment in twelve years.

- and many many haircuts..

[everythingaboutdannie]

Other girls: I want to find true love. 

Me: I want to live in the U.S and have tickets for the stage production of Moulin Rouge in Boston.

(A video of the whole thing would be nice as well, tho…)

[layniefae]

13 year old emo post

That thing where your heart is properly aching and there’s nothing you can do about it that won’t hurt even more.

[daydreamforever]

Matt Bomer And Andrew Rannells Get ‘Uncomfortably Close’ | WWHL

+ bonus:

[layniefae]

❤️🧡💛💚💙

[grandrsachilles]

‘what are you eating?’ ‘just my elevensies… why is everyone looking at me?’ what an actual dork

[layniefae]

Given his recent visit to Scotland, here’s a thought: Aaron Tveit. In a kilt. 😍

[s0ftjake]

me: EWAN MCGREGOR WILL ALWAYS BE THE PERFECT CHRISTIAN

aaron tveit:

[layniefae]

I’m beginning to wonder that if you can’t stop thinking about being with a ‘friend’, maybe your attempt at an actual friendship will fail 😣

[jgroffdaily]

“Jonathan and I do a little song and dance routine” - Sutton Foster Live From Lincoln Center

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

Reblog if you love Loki

[gotham]

Thor deleted scene

[beavesaintmarie]

#weeping #if u don’t like thor i don’t like u

[lyrangalia]

WHY WAS THIS DELETED.

[amuseoffyre]

I love how Thor learns to interact by watching and listening. Look at that last gif. She is showing acceptance and appreciation to him by touching his arm, so he reciprocates! Because he appreciates her too.

[nothowtheforceworks]

Also, he knows he did something that was culturally inappropriate and asks for permission to return to the restaurant instead of just assuming that replacing the cup made it okay.

[warrengabrielzuko-deactivated20]

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Aaron Tveit & Loren Allred performing Rewrite the Stars at Lincoln Center (2.9.18)