Lazarus 2

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I open a book*

Ok, can you describe this "half step" to me?

[lazarus-the-second]

It's dark in there. Darker than that even, like light can't reflect at all. The only "thing" there was what I assume to be the ground, which could not be seen

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Anything else?

[lazarus-the-second]

All I know is that and the fact that it's supposedly in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Nothing in here... Only the astral plane, and that has stars in it...

[lazarus-the-second]

Fuck! Do you know anyone who could know how to help?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Not off the top of my head, but I'll contact you when I find someone.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you. I appreciate your help

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Not a problem.

[lazarus-the-second]

*I leave, waving bye*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I open a book*

Ok, can you describe this "half step" to me?

[lazarus-the-second]

It's dark in there. Darker than that even, like light can't reflect at all. The only "thing" there was what I assume to be the ground, which could not be seen

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Anything else?

[lazarus-the-second]

All I know is that and the fact that it's supposedly in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Nothing in here... Only the astral plane, and that has stars in it...

[lazarus-the-second]

Fuck! Do you know anyone who could know how to help?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Not off the top of my head, but I'll contact you when I find someone.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you. I appreciate your help

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I open a book*

Ok, can you describe this "half step" to me?

[lazarus-the-second]

It's dark in there. Darker than that even, like light can't reflect at all. The only "thing" there was what I assume to be the ground, which could not be seen

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Anything else?

[lazarus-the-second]

All I know is that and the fact that it's supposedly in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Nothing in here... Only the astral plane, and that has stars in it...

[lazarus-the-second]

Fuck! Do you know anyone who could know how to help?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I open a book*

Ok, can you describe this "half step" to me?

[lazarus-the-second]

It's dark in there. Darker than that even, like light can't reflect at all. The only "thing" there was what I assume to be the ground, which could not be seen

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Anything else?

[lazarus-the-second]

All I know is that and the fact that it's supposedly in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I open a book*

Ok, can you describe this "half step" to me?

[lazarus-the-second]

It's dark in there. Darker than that even, like light can't reflect at all. The only "thing" there was what I assume to be the ground, which could not be seen

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I go get a stack of books*

[lazarus-the-second]

*following close behind, anxious*

[phobos-the-flawed]

*appearing in front of you* I need your help

-@lazarus-the-second

*He stares at you a moment*

“elaborate.”

[lazarus-the-second]

There is someone going around and attacking and hurting people for their dna. They have gotten very powerful but if I can get to them, I can kill them. The one issue is they cab travel to between dimensions and I can't. Hopefully you can

[phobos-the-flawed]

*he goes quiet before opening a portal to try it*

[lazarus-the-second]

*the portal is open for a moment before collapsing*

[phobos-the-flawed]

*appearing in front of you* I need your help

-@lazarus-the-second

*He stares at you a moment*

“elaborate.”

[lazarus-the-second]

There is someone going around and attacking and hurting people for their dna. They have gotten very powerful but if I can get to them, I can kill them. The one issue is they cab travel to between dimensions and I can't. Hopefully you can

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Alright Lazarus, let me get my books on dimensions and planes.

[lazarus-the-second]

Thank you.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

So... Who are you?

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't really know yet, new face, new me and all that, but I think they call me Lazarus

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*I step aside, holding the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*walking in, clearly stressed*

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I'm not an interdimensional traveller.

[lazarus-the-second]

Im aware, but I thought you might know something. If I can't get there, people could die

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

... The what?

[lazarus-the-second]

The half-step, the place in between dimensions

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

*there is a knock at your door*

@lazarus-the-second

*I open the door*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is a handsome man standing there with blue hair and red eyes* What do you know about the half-step?

[lazarus-the-second]

*purple smoke surrounds you*

@the-experimenter

Oh fuck... *trying to get away from it*

[the-experimenter]

*it burns your skin as you make your way out*

[lazarus-the-second]

Shit. *trying to get as far as possible*

[the-experimenter]

*it seems to follow you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*running as fast as I can*

[the-experimenter]

*someone in heavy protective gear appears in front of you, purple smoke pouring off of them*

[lazarus-the-second]

*summoning a sword*

[the-experimenter]

*they don't seem phased*

[lazarus-the-second]

Who are you?

[the-experimenter]

*they speak in a guttural, beast like voice*

I require a sample.

[lazarus-the-second]

A sample of what?

[the-experimenter]

You.

*they take out a syringe*

[lazarus-the-second]

Try me. *gets prepared to fight*

[the-experimenter]

*they reach for you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*cutting their hand off*

[the-experimenter]

*the sword bites into their glove, but bounces off their skin*

[lazarus-the-second]

*backing away and suddenly I'm behind them, stabbing them in the back*

[the-experimenter]

*the blade does nothing, they turn around and grab the sword*

[lazarus-the-second]

*smile as the sword seems to melt and crawl up your arm too fast to stop before it breaches your mask*

[the-experimenter]

*they pull off their mask, revealing their face*

[lazarus-the-second]

*it begins to seep into your body and enter your lungs while completely covering your eyes*

[the-experimenter]

*the gas corrodes the metal on their eyes as they plunge their hand into their chest, tearing out their lungs and the metal inside them*

[lazarus-the-second]

*by the time you're done with that, I seem to be gone*

[the-experimenter]

*they look around, their sight piercing any illusions that may be concealing you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*but there are no illusions, suddenly you're punched in the face with enough force to turn bones to dust but you couldn't see anything but a blur and its gone as fast as it came*

[the-experimenter]

*they stagger back, growling, and lower their stance*

[lazarus-the-second]

*this time they attack your legs and are gone before you can react once more*

[the-experimenter]

*they snarl and wings sprout from their back, and they fly up*

[lazarus-the-second]

*suddenly I land in your back, ripping and pulling at your wings to prevent you from flying properly*

[the-experimenter]

*they grab you and suddenly you're in a black void*

[lazarus-the-second]

Well shit

[the-experimenter]

*you can feel yourself falling as they punch you, hard*

[lazarus-the-second]

*catching it and punching back*

[the-experimenter]

*they aren't phased, taking a deep breath*

[lazarus-the-second]

*grabbing them by their lower jaw and ripping it off*

[the-experimenter]

*they exhale, covering you in flame*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is no noticeable effect save for charring and you see me hand form into more of a claw as it rips through the opening made by your missing jaw too grab your brain*

[the-experimenter]

*they grab your hand, stopping you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*grabbing your arm and ripping it off*

[the-experimenter]

*their jaw has grown back, they tear a chunk out of you with their teeth, leaving toxic saliva in the wound*

[lazarus-the-second]

*the saliva is expelled from my body as the wound instantly heals*

[the-experimenter]

*they disappear, leaving you falling through a void*

[lazarus-the-second]

*searching for you with magic*

[the-experimenter]

*you can't find anything, no life, no terrain, nothing*

[lazarus-the-second]

*trying to figure out where I am*

[the-experimenter]

*you slam into the ground, but everything is still pitch black*

[lazarus-the-second]

*starting to glow*

[the-experimenter]

*it does nothing. It seems that nothing here reflects light.*

[lazarus-the-second]

*trying to teleport anywhere*

[the-experimenter]

*you can tell you've teleported, but there's no change in your environment*

[lazarus-the-second]

Coward!

[the-experimenter]

*a few minutes later, they reappear*

[lazarus-the-second]

*suddenly they are on the ground and im grappling them as I begin brighly glowing*

[the-experimenter]

*they throw you off and disappear again*

[lazarus-the-second]

*teleporting with them*

[the-experimenter]

*they're nowhere to be found*

[lazarus-the-second]

How are you going to get that sample if you're not here to collect it

[the-experimenter]

*they don't respond. Either they can't hear you or they're ignoring you*

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't you want to test that new power of yours?

[the-experimenter]

*still no response*

[lazarus-the-second]

Couldn't kill me so you had to trap me? Pathetic

[the-experimenter]

*they reappear*

[lazarus-the-second]

*not immediately attacking this time* Weak ass bitch

[the-experimenter]

*they grab you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*they find they can't let go no matter how hard they try, any attempt to teleport taking me with them as I start to glow* Pretty dumb too

[the-experimenter]

*you both appear in the middle of a densely populated city*

[lazarus-the-second]

*before you can react, ive pulled you to the middle of the desert and before you can bring us back, I detonate, destroying everything around save for us, both of us start shooting out gold light, unable to move*

[the-experimenter]

*they cut off their arm, barely managing to blip out of this plane before they're obliterated*

[lazarus-the-second]

*in the crater, Lazarus regenerates and is unable to move. When its done, a new man stands where Lazarus just stood*

[lazarus-the-second]

Lazarus the Revived

Little to no personality but loves family deeply

Lazarus the Second

???

[lazarus-the-second]

*purple smoke surrounds you*

@the-experimenter

Oh fuck... *trying to get away from it*

[the-experimenter]

*it burns your skin as you make your way out*

[lazarus-the-second]

Shit. *trying to get as far as possible*

[the-experimenter]

*it seems to follow you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*running as fast as I can*

[the-experimenter]

*someone in heavy protective gear appears in front of you, purple smoke pouring off of them*

[lazarus-the-second]

*summoning a sword*

[the-experimenter]

*they don't seem phased*

[lazarus-the-second]

Who are you?

[the-experimenter]

*they speak in a guttural, beast like voice*

I require a sample.

[lazarus-the-second]

A sample of what?

[the-experimenter]

You.

*they take out a syringe*

[lazarus-the-second]

Try me. *gets prepared to fight*

[the-experimenter]

*they reach for you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*cutting their hand off*

[the-experimenter]

*the sword bites into their glove, but bounces off their skin*

[lazarus-the-second]

*backing away and suddenly I'm behind them, stabbing them in the back*

[the-experimenter]

*the blade does nothing, they turn around and grab the sword*

[lazarus-the-second]

*smile as the sword seems to melt and crawl up your arm too fast to stop before it breaches your mask*

[the-experimenter]

*they pull off their mask, revealing their face*

[lazarus-the-second]

*it begins to seep into your body and enter your lungs while completely covering your eyes*

[the-experimenter]

*the gas corrodes the metal on their eyes as they plunge their hand into their chest, tearing out their lungs and the metal inside them*

[lazarus-the-second]

*by the time you're done with that, I seem to be gone*

[the-experimenter]

*they look around, their sight piercing any illusions that may be concealing you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*but there are no illusions, suddenly you're punched in the face with enough force to turn bones to dust but you couldn't see anything but a blur and its gone as fast as it came*

[the-experimenter]

*they stagger back, growling, and lower their stance*

[lazarus-the-second]

*this time they attack your legs and are gone before you can react once more*

[the-experimenter]

*they snarl and wings sprout from their back, and they fly up*

[lazarus-the-second]

*suddenly I land in your back, ripping and pulling at your wings to prevent you from flying properly*

[the-experimenter]

*they grab you and suddenly you're in a black void*

[lazarus-the-second]

Well shit

[the-experimenter]

*you can feel yourself falling as they punch you, hard*

[lazarus-the-second]

*catching it and punching back*

[the-experimenter]

*they aren't phased, taking a deep breath*

[lazarus-the-second]

*grabbing them by their lower jaw and ripping it off*

[the-experimenter]

*they exhale, covering you in flame*

[lazarus-the-second]

*there is no noticeable effect save for charring and you see me hand form into more of a claw as it rips through the opening made by your missing jaw too grab your brain*

[the-experimenter]

*they grab your hand, stopping you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*grabbing your arm and ripping it off*

[the-experimenter]

*their jaw has grown back, they tear a chunk out of you with their teeth, leaving toxic saliva in the wound*

[lazarus-the-second]

*the saliva is expelled from my body as the wound instantly heals*

[the-experimenter]

*they disappear, leaving you falling through a void*

[lazarus-the-second]

*searching for you with magic*

[the-experimenter]

*you can't find anything, no life, no terrain, nothing*

[lazarus-the-second]

*trying to figure out where I am*

[the-experimenter]

*you slam into the ground, but everything is still pitch black*

[lazarus-the-second]

*starting to glow*

[the-experimenter]

*it does nothing. It seems that nothing here reflects light.*

[lazarus-the-second]

*trying to teleport anywhere*

[the-experimenter]

*you can tell you've teleported, but there's no change in your environment*

[lazarus-the-second]

Coward!

[the-experimenter]

*a few minutes later, they reappear*

[lazarus-the-second]

*suddenly they are on the ground and im grappling them as I begin brighly glowing*

[the-experimenter]

*they throw you off and disappear again*

[lazarus-the-second]

*teleporting with them*

[the-experimenter]

*they're nowhere to be found*

[lazarus-the-second]

How are you going to get that sample if you're not here to collect it

[the-experimenter]

*they don't respond. Either they can't hear you or they're ignoring you*

[lazarus-the-second]

Don't you want to test that new power of yours?

[the-experimenter]

*still no response*

[lazarus-the-second]

Couldn't kill me so you had to trap me? Pathetic

[the-experimenter]

*they reappear*

[lazarus-the-second]

*not immediately attacking this time* Weak ass bitch

[the-experimenter]

*they grab you*

[lazarus-the-second]

*they find they can't let go no matter how hard they try, any attempt to teleport taking me with them as I start to glow* Pretty dumb too

[the-experimenter]

*you both appear in the middle of a densely populated city*

[lazarus-the-second]

*before you can react, ive pulled you to the middle of the desert and before you can bring us back, I detonate, destroying everything around save for us, both of us start shooting out gold light, unable to move*

[the-experimenter]

*they cut off their arm, barely managing to blip out of this plane before they're obliterated*

[lazarus-the-second]

*unable to do anything as I regenerate*