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Stupid ask blog for TF2 characters.

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idk if he blog is discontinued or on hiatus or if im just a wee bit silly and missing something but if whoever runs the blog ever finds this ur art is great!!! hope ur doing well <3

((Hi, this is the mod! Thank you so much for the compliment! I haven't been able to update this blog due to a lot of other things, including IRL, that have come up for me and take up all my time. I've often thought about taking time off so I can continue making stuff for this blog, unfortunately I've just been too busy ;w; I've got a lot of fun asks I can work with thanks to the fans of the blog, I'd like to make something everyone can enjoy once I have more time on my hands. Please take care of yourselves till then and stay hydrated in this heat <3))

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there have been complaints about seemingly random arson cases around teufort but like. arson isnt a crime, right? you must have at least one expert that should know if arson is illegal (which would probably mean i have to get a new hobby)

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Demoman what was the WORST hangover you've ever gotten?

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Hey yeah, i got a question! Is the tall cute one with the sunnies bi and/or single? ;)💐

And if he is would he care to go to dinner and a movie with me?(I'd pick up the check of course)

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Is anyone hiding anything in their room? Like, anything -Positively Inhumane Bread Bucket

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((I call it lazily drawn because i am lazy and am not drawing despite my inbox having a billion good asks))

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Hey could you guys stop leaving broken or old guns laying around all over town? I almost got shot point-blank by a seven year old at the bakery this morning

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Would Heavy ever consider introducing family to Medic?

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Soldier are you like..okay? There’s a uh...knife in your forehead-

There’s nothing there! Is this a prank call?!

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Are you tired of waking up in the morning and removing limbs and guts from your front lawn? Have you ever thought it would have been a great day to go picnicking, only to be interrupted by the awful sound of agonized screaming and tearing flesh? Are you blaming the innocent mercenaries next door for all the misfortune that has been befalling you and your neighbors the last decade?

Well, Teufort! Today we here at Reliable Excavation Demolition will be clearing up the latter misunderstanding with an official 24/7 Q&A of Team RED!

Leave a letter for our employees, and they will answer your questions with 100% guaranteed honesty! No questions are too incriminating, personal or invasive! You can even ask anonymously! That’s right, folks; NO REPERCUSSIONS!