What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

[lazyhumerusbones]

Ooc: I’m not dead update 2

just bought a house! going to be moving soon I hope! Be back when I’m done

[gakime]

Gimme “five”

Dumb but clever sans, Papyrus does not accept it.

[alta-2016-2018]

the joke jokes back.

[simonsoys]

Happy New Year!

Go out and make some new friends in 2017!

[lazyhumerusbones]

Ooc: Not dead. Home shopping / looking for a new place to live.

once that is all settled down, I will be back to life on here. Sorry to everyone this impacts. …well if anyone cares I mean.

[papyrusisms]

[lazyhumerusbones]

[lazyhumerusbones]

Ooc: Not dead. Home shopping / looking for a new place to live.

once that is all settled down, I will be back to life on here. Sorry to everyone this impacts. ...well if anyone cares I mean.

[lazyhumerusbones]

warning: see tags below

[niyarest]

[lazyhumerusbones]

Ooc: Not leaving again. just hiatus until Christmas if over. I have family in town and want to spend it with them. Sorry guys be back in a couple of days!

[ithelpstodream]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Wow

[greekturkeydraws]

And here they are

[upperstories]

What lovely colors and shapes in these pieces!!!! Wonderful work 💙

[justmyshitstuff]

RUN!!!

[stubbornpotato]

I love Brooklyn 99 and i thought this matched p well

[ladiela813]

XD

[gweesundertaleblog]

Wanted to draw something for myself this past month. This was inspired by a friend. Here’s the clip he made that gave me this much needed kick: http://orig14.deviantart.net/a2ec/f/2016/350/b/7/sans__internal_struggle_v2_by_jsgentertainment-darvmon.mp3

[demlegz]

Closed with @Lazyhumerusbones

[demlegz]

Though almost everyone in the Underground watched his show he couldn’t help but smile. “Aw well I’m happy he loves my show. Did he not come to my snowdin show last night?” He couldn’t remember a skeleton coming. Why would someone who loved him not come to his show?

[lazyhumerusbones]

“Ah…heh….well he would have liked to I’m sure,” Sans found his hand awkwardly rising to scrub sheepishly at the base of his spine, where shoulder met neck. 

“Ya see we aint really made a dough and I worked a couple a overtime shifts but we just couldn’t fork up the cash ya know?” He dropped his hand and shrugged, the anxious behavior gone and replaced with his usual laziness. Not one to enjoy the pity of others, he chalked up his explanation to the simple fact Mettaton had asked. 

“Heh, no biggie though you know? I used the extra cash to buy him one of your action figures. He aint never been so happy since he was a baby bones, so its all good.”

[demlegz]

It was rare for Mettaton to have a nice encounter like this. When Mettaton had to talk to anyone either they were close friends or they were a screaming fan. He wanted to return this kindness. “I’ll be in Snowdin again. Remind me next time I come and you and your brother can come to my show for free. I won’t mind it at all. Everyone deserves to see me live.” He beamed of happiness.

[lazyhumerusbones]

“Heh....” Sans looked away shaking his head slightly hands finding the confines of his coat pockets. 

“Thanks man, real nice a ya....though uh...I aint really used to taking hand outs, but if its for my bro I can never say no....don’t know how I’d tell you though...you’re kinda famous bro and if you haven’t noticed we aint.”

[lazyhumerusbones]

“A black fruit? Huh weird…the human world just keeps on surprising me,” Sans shrugged wiping his hands off on his slacks as he approached the table. “Guess it can’t be bad if you made it into a pie!” 

[toriel-and-friends]

“I know, right? In fact, you can make a pie out of most anything! Fruits, puddings, snails, nuts. … Meat! It’s quite interesting to me!” 

Having recovered from the minor annoyance of the mishandling of those dishes, Toriel cheerily sat two plates onto the kitchen table, then left to go retrieve the cherry pie.

“Did you know that in some human cultures, they bake pies using minced meat and eat it with ice cream? There are so many marvelous recipes up here- It makes me want to try them all~!” 

[lazyhumerusbones]

Meat pie? San’s wasn’t so sure he enjoyed the thought of that. Wasn’t pie supposed to be sweet and sugary? How did you have a meat pie that was sugary? Still he’d try anything once, especially if it was food. 

“Heh yeah their cuisine is kinda top class....though it aint nothing compared to yours Tori.”

[demlegz]

Closed with @Lazyhumerusbones

[demlegz]

Though almost everyone in the Underground watched his show he couldn’t help but smile. “Aw well I’m happy he loves my show. Did he not come to my snowdin show last night?” He couldn’t remember a skeleton coming. Why would someone who loved him not come to his show?

[lazyhumerusbones]

“Ah...heh....well he would have liked to I’m sure,” Sans found his hand awkwardly rising to scrub sheepishly at the base of his spine, where shoulder met neck. 

“Ya see we aint really made a dough and I worked a couple a overtime shifts but we just couldn’t fork up the cash ya know?” He dropped his hand and shrugged, the anxious behavior gone and replaced with his usual laziness. Not one to enjoy the pity of others, he chalked up his explanation to the simple fact Mettaton had asked. 

“Heh, no biggie though you know? I used the extra cash to buy him one of your action figures. He aint never been so happy since he was a baby bones, so its all good.”