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Have you ever felt like no one will love you for the real you?

#vodka #chubby #i'm a slob #lazyhousewife #gaining #probesity #lonelly #mom #bisexual

Does anyone like a dirty pussy 🤔

Hey guys I am so stupid I got DUI Sunday

#drunk #intoxication #vodka #drunkmom #DUI #drunk driving

I am getting so damn fat

#fat #lazy #slob #mom #alcohol #weight gain #thong

Happy Thong Thursday

Does anyone else get that alcohol smell?

#intoxication #Vodka #smellalcohol

lushpuppyxxx

Hi guys! Tis the season so I’m opening up heavily discounted subscriptions to both my private Dropbox and my Onlyfans page.

$20/lifetime - The dropbox subscription contains HOURS of footage, both raw and edited, including things that are for sale for much more elsewhere. The caveat is it’s very poorly organized - but it’s all intox, all the time up in there.

$3.24/first month $4.99/month after - OnlyFans is updated a bit more regularly than the Dropbox and includes the stuff that can’t be posted on more vanilla sites.

Both these options also include discounts for custom videos, phone/video chats, and more! But mostly it’s just a fun, fun time.

#intoxication #i'm a slob #chubby #lazyhousewife #gaining #probesity

I could really use a drink right now 😩

#vodka #intoxication

stonerbellybabe

You're getting to be such a pot bellied piggy aren't you 😈🫦🐷💖. I wonder how long it's going to be till that round distended fat filled belly hits the ground when you are on all fours... 🥵🥵🥵 I am sure I speak on behalf of the whole community here... I can't wait till that happens....

Yes I am 💕🐽✨ tangentially related but the amount that my fat gut and heavy tits hang down and wobble when I’m on all fours drives me fucking feral.