Yeah, but what about second breakfast?

Lau |18| Spain Individual and harmless portions of procrastination. [Bottom image by xfreischutz]

[lazyotter-blog]

I’ve moved/have a new blog!

It’s luru-lau.tumblr.com.

Mostly a inspo blog/I follow too much people in this account and want to concentrate in illustration and photography.

[msh30]

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

a friend told me this today and honestly it might be my new motto for 2015  (via msh30)

[morphball]

[brxkenpetal]

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

[slugzone]

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

[cramulus]

Why I worship the sun: Fear

[livertaker]

a creation myth for my storytelling class! i tried something kinda different with this one, and it was a ton of fun

[fuckyeahillustrativeart]

by Caroline Jamhour

Follow them on Tumbr!

[salntlaurent-deactivated2016053]

[meticulousrottenwood]

Shiba Inu watercolor Speed art, Here! 

[sparrowhawksshadow]

There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless”

[sparrowhawksshadow]

Waltersobchakeit. “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

[skeletales]

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

[samati]

reblogged before it was even finished.

[fka-feminish]

Another preventable school shooting, so yes, this is getting posted.

[widetoothedcomb]

can’t find the lie

[youramatus]

It marched all of this way to take  your Herald.

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[stardustschild]

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

[tbbackus]

There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.

[crutchie-morris]

or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert’s suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out

[musicofthestage]

best story i heard was when a friend of mine saw a show where juliet forgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and blood squirted everywhere

[agatharights]

During a passion play a friend of my brother was supposedly in, one of the roman soldiers who was supposed to stab jesus on the cross and accidentally grabbed the wrong spear- he was supposed to grab one with a fake tip, but instead he grabbed one with an actual metal tip and, well

Jesus screamed “JESUS CHRIST YOU STABBED ME”.

Since that Jesus had to be taken down due to a bad case of stab-itis, the backup Jesus came in, but he weighed significantly less than the original Jesus- which would have been fine, except that at the end the cross was supposed to ascend upwards with Jesus on it, and the weights hadn’t been adjusted.

So Jesus, instead, ROCKETED UP into heaven (or, just, above the stage).

[soulpunchftw]

This is wild from start to finish

[totalspiffage]

I was in Peter Pan once and one night at a performance, the adhesive holding our Hook’s mustache on was wearing off. It was near the end with a big fight scene and when he got attacked, he let his mustache fall and went “YOU RIPPED MY MUSTACHE OFF!” in a scandalized tone and it added a new note of hilarity to the whole scene (which was supposed to be funny anyway)

[ask-the-technical-dorito]

I have to share this cause i’m mcfreakin’ losing it

[ramida-r]

Happy Thorsday! And forever Star-Crown Thor :) Have you gone out to see ‘Avengers: The Age of Ultron?’ ;) Thor, Heimdall, Ultron, Avengers: The Age of Ultron © Marvel Art © ramida-r

[fenrirbrooklyn]

2014 📷 - Many people say “vikings” … We must not confuse everything ! Vikings lived in 8th century to 11th centuries. BUT, the pagan culture continue to exist in Scandinavia. 🍀 #norway #vsco #vscogood #vscocam #beautiful #iphone #iphonesia #iphoneonly #jj #folk #vikings #livefolk#liveauthentic #visualsgang #visualgang #theCoolMagazine #adventureanywhere #shotaward#vscoaward #modernoutdoorsman #exklusive_shot