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tristanfcks:

“of course it is. i don’t have a mansion… my parents do but hey. i meant fucking around this mansion. seems like it’d be great fun. why would i want to be modest about it? well good. i’d hate to have to give you the safe sex talk while we’re in a place like this. woah, woah. what the fuck do you mean by ‘you people’? what’s wrong with being a master, if that’s what you’re implying? i wasn’t insulting you. it’s called teasing. it’s for fun. well i’m glad because i’m fun and full of compliments. yeah, you’d be surprised. you’re welcome to try it out for yourself.”

"i mean, you can still give me the sex talk? apparently.. i'm still missin' out on a whole lotta things. calm ya' horses, friend. i meant it like..---- you people. like all of you. you're all mean. so very mean. there's absolutely nothin' wrong with being a master. if i had the guts for that.. i would do it myself. but unfortunately i'm so lazy and without any sign of a strict hand. are you technically saying right now that ya' want me on my knees for you? tsk, tsk."

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tristanfcks:

“who the hell do you think i am? apartment? hell no, my goal is to fuck around the mansion. give me some credit. ropes are fun, but not as much fun as other things. you still didn’t answer my question, and you got really defensive. are you still a virgin, babe? it’s alright if you are, but don’t expect it to last long. please, you don’t know kinky. i’m not gonna turn down a chance to drink, but i doubt i’d wish i never met you. of course. people love to do that for me.”

"oh, please. as if any of that is actually fuckin' needed. y'know, some people don't even have those many options. maybe ya' should at least try to be more modest about your lifestyle. nah, dude. not a virgin. that's loooong gone already. wait, what'dya mean with that? why do you people ALWAYS feel the apparently urgent need to insult the fuck outta me? that's so mean and i might as well just quit everythin' right here. wait, okay.. not gonna lie. that comliment tugged ya' back in. i forgive you, i forgive you. you can stay. psht, really?"

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lauragtg:

“I don’t know.. it was big, it had really long legs and it looked scary.”

"okay. so, if ya' let go off me.. i will help you out of your miserable situation."

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lillianahq:

   “well you see i was going to tell you that you look like and idiot with that jacket, but whatever.”

"well, ex-fuckin-cuuuse you. first off, i look BRILLIANT in that jacket. y'know what? i don't even need a second argument. the first one is way too real and valid to be adding somethin' up to it."

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penniehq:

   “no–no, don’t walk faster you have the cutest little toosh.”

"why, thank you. really, much appreciated. will be added to my list later on."

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raelynnhq:

   “feel free to continue looking like a tool then dollface.”

"will do, sweetheart."

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aspenxroosevelt:

“You’re adorable. And if you were bright, you’d realize that i called you Adonis. You’re a mess, Leander.”

"wow, why ya' gotta be so RUDE? i came here for a good time and i'm honestly feelin' so attacked right now. shit, man. you don't even begin to understand how much of a mess i am."

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aspenxroosevelt:

“You’re so pretty but not that bright. Y’know you could always put that pretty little mouth of yours to work.”

"psht, shut the fuck up, will ya'. i'm fuckin' intelligent as shit, alright. as if i'd put my mouth even anywhere near you after you just called me dumb. dream on, dude."

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tristanfcks:

“you clearly haven’t been punished in the right way then. you’re not a virgin, right? because if you’re not and only had plain old vanilla… boy, you’re fucking missing out. nothing’s better than being a kinky little shit. hey, it’s not weird. it sounds pretty fun, i’ve missed getting that drunk. bow to me? i’d much rather they got on their knees.”

"get that judgmental tone away from me, will ya'. just 'cause not everyone's been fucked through an entire appartment whilst being tied to someone's wrist with a rope..---- does not mean i'm a virgin. i'm probably the kinkiest lil' shit of 'em all, not gonna lie. i mean, look at me. i'm kinky as it is. i'm a walkin' sin. dude, drink with me sometime. i get ya' ass so damn drunk that you wish you'd never met me. that's what you're used to, aye?"

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lauragtg:

“A very big one..”

"how big exactly are we talkin' about here?"

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aspenxroosevelt:

“Adonis should shut up before he ruins my fantasy.”

"wait.. are you tellin' me to shut up?"

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tristanfcks:

“aw, now that’s literally no fun. but hey at least here someone may get to punish you, or they might let ‘ya. hey you’re not so bad. at least i don’t think so. that sounds like my kinda fun, i must admit. ‘course they would. they say it because they know it’s true. if they fear me then so what?”

"nah, man. i'm not much into bein' punished but then again.. i'm open minded. maybe i'm into the real kinky shit and don't even know it yet. i'm probably a real weirdo in the sack. who knows. i surely fuckin' don't. yeah, gettin' drunk 'til i see stars is my favorite thing to do. aye, let 'em bow down infront of ya', dude."

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tristanfcks:

“exactly. there’s a certain.. excitement with punishments and everything. you were? sorry i don’t mean to laugh but the idea of someone punching you with a grin on their face is pretty amusing. but no, i was kidding. i am. many people know how fun i am.”

"sure, yeah. i rarely ever get to punish people. well, some people already feel punished by my company but.. yeah. y'know what i'm gettin' at. totally. i laughed, too. maybe 'cause i was drunk out of my fuckin' rockets but.. i don't even know. i highly doubt they would say that by pure honesty. they are probably just scared of ya', bein' completely honest."

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aspenxroosevelt:

“I think spoke too soon.”

"see, that's what i'm talkin' about, man. one look at my adonis body and you're swished off ya' feet forever."

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aspenxroosevelt:

“I was told there were hot guys here, I was incredibly misinformed..”

"y'know.. if i had a heart, that probably would have hurt."

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tristanfcks:

“woah. punishments fun, thank you very much. the fact i was smiling just proves i wasn’t being genuine, does it not? i am fun.”

"yeah, sure. i don't even fuckin' doubt you on that, man. well, y'know.. i have been punched in the face while the other was still smilin', multiple times. i don't trust those shitty ass mixed signals anymore. i don't know if i'm able to trust your words. you say that you're fun but.. are you really? are you really?"

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tristanfcks:

“you sure you want to risk talking to a master like that? could end up pretty bad for you. uh huh… well, the whole homelessness look probably won’t do a lot for the people here. i think they may prefer a clean pet.”

"that's what's fuckin' wrong with you people. isn't this whole thing meant to be FUN? learn to take a joke here and there, man. nothin' i say is meant to be taken seriously. i mean, you seem like fun and i'd hate to be disappointed."