SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE / SEASON ONE ( 1.06 –– 1.08 ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“When he gets here, don’t man-crush him so hard, okay?”
“When you’re uncool, I’m uncool.”
“The only thing better than a wedding is a second wedding.”
“This is going to be a trainwreck.”
“I’m like Judge Judy, except I’m living on someone’s couch.”
“You would have left him for dead in the vineyard.”
“We were on the road to breaking up for a long time.”
“Are you a secret stalker?”
“I know how hard it is to be alone at a wedding so you can be my date tonight.”
“Are you from like, one minute in the future?”
“I think men get married so they can cheat.”
“That is the dumbest thing I ever heard.”
“If you wear a uniform, women want to fuck you more.”
“It’s not a uniform if you choose to wear it.”
“This is terrible, but I’m just so happy for him.”
“She’s not gonna leave her husband for a horny surgeon.”
“Why are you being so annoying?”
“You’re jealous? You have a fucked up way of showing it!”
“It looked like you guys were having an argument.”
“She wanted a male perspective on a particular issue.”
“You gotta go for what you want or you’re gonna end up regretting it, even if it means you hurt some people.”
“Are you seriously giving me a fucking lecture right now?”
“The thing about weddings, is that if you’re not in the mood, it’s the worst place in the world.”
“The important thing is you two make each other happy.”
“It was nasty, but I liked it.”
“I’m gonna be working, which I know is a hard concept for you.”
“I’m gonna be stuck with a bunch of assholes.”
“This wasn’t exactly the way I thought my life was gonna turn out.”
“What just happened there? Felt kind of a weird vibe.”
“She’s punishing me by going with somebody who isn’t me.”
“There is a werewolf exhibit and I can’t afford to miss it.”
“Does this werewolf exhibit actually exist?”
“Don’t get divorced, because even when you think you are, you’re really not.”
“There were actual werewolf trials in medieval times.”
“Wait. Werewolves are real?”
“I feel like you’re on cocaine.”
“How do you just have random, meaningless hook-ups?”
“I make poor choices whenever I’m around you and I can’t seem to stop.”
“You guys are a bunch of soulless animals.”
“I love my life, I just sometimes wonder what would happen if it was blown to smithereens and I could start all over again.”
“People blow up their lives all the time.”
“This is a decision that we make together.”
“Are you mad? Because you’re swearing a lot.”
“Do you think there’s time to take a nap?”
“Do you want me to be mad? Would that make it better?”
“I don’t think I would do something like this if I wasn’t trying to get a reaction from you.”
