Equivalent of exchange

indie Alphonse Elric

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( trying to get this blog rolling again. I missed al.)

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🎞 Various 80's Movies Sentence Starters 🎞

• “Yeah, I gotta question.” • “Do you want me to puke?” • “Would you just listen to me?” • “Because I have taste.” • “You’re a bitch.” • “What’s going on in there?” • “Don’t mess with the bull, you’ll get the horns.” • “Eat shit.” • “Is there a problem?” • “They ignore me.” • “How bad is it?” • “You don’t have any goals.” • “I wanna be just like you.” • “I figure all’s I need is…a lobotomy and some tights.” • “If I have to come in here one more time, I’m crackin’ skulls!” • “I don’t have any friends.” • “I’d beat the shit out of you.” • “Forget about it, everything’s cool.” • “Wanna see a picture of a guy who has elephantitis of the nuts?” • “I don’t want you to see where I live.” • “Pretty had, huh?” • “If I lose my temper, you’re totaled man.” • “What would happen if I dicked you?” • “You don’t want me to take me home, you don’t wanna go out, what do you want?” • “He asked me all about you!” • “I’m not that pristine.” • “PS: kiss my ass!” • “She’s being totally serious, asswipe.” • “In short, I surrender.” • “I want them to know that they didn’t break me.” • “I woulda died for you– god..!” • “But when he laid that kiss on me, I swear my thighs were on fire.” • “Oh see, I knew you had to count.” • “Take that ridiculous thing off your head.” • “Would I dick you?” • “My condolences.” • “That ‘kid’s’ got a name.” • “Oh yeah?” • “Yeah. What’s your name?” • “Are we gonna be like our parents?” • “She’s lucky she has us.” • “You swear you don’t know anything about it?” • “I can’t believe it.” • “They fucking forgot my birthday.” • “You don’t have anything else you wanna say to me?” • “Not me. Ever.” • “You. Are a bitch!” • “If you’re lying to me I’ll beat the crap out of you.” • “What, cause I’m telling the truth? That makes me a bitch?” • “Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.” • “What are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss?” • “You gotta go…you gotta go.” • “Why is that door closed?” • “I’m thinkin’ a tryin’ out for a scholarship.” • “We’re done taking orders from you.” • “Some of us are just better at hiding it.” • “You mean why didn’t you have to drag my ass outta bed?”

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Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters 

“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”

“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”

“He’s so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”

“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”

“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That’s like the whole reason to go in there.”

“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”

“I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.”

“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”

“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”

“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”

“Baby, I’ve got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”

“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I’m saying?”

“Maybe it’s just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”

“We don’t need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let’s fry these bitches.”

“Alright, we’re outnumbered and unarmed.”

“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I’m not getting better at this.”

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New Art for the Fullmetal Alchemist Exhibition that will be held this fall in Japan!!!

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Illus. Hiromu Arakawa (transparent)