And they're all made out of ticky-tacky

She/they/he/it •✴︎• Minor •✴︎• usual dni stuff•✴︎• most of the time I reblog shit in the middle of the night so if I don't make sense I'm sleep deprived most likely •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• previously known as queencutl

[criticaloser]

hey so with the rise of internet censorship and everyone having to upload their literal fucking ID to the internet just to access spotify. here’s your reminder to go download all your fics, all your important sites, all the educational shit you constantly relookup. download everything, screenshot. fucking whatever. just make sure you have it.

[backroomian]

the like button does different pride flag animations based on the tag.. cute..!!!

tumblr why are you still banning trans women and transfems every day without reason? why are intersex people's blogs being censored just for existing? why are you marking so many queer experience blogs as mature or full on deleting them? why are you banning trans people in general for making one wrong move but letting the thousands of porn bots that steal real people's nudes stay?

why are so many sfw images of queer people labeled a threat but literal sex images/videos keep showing up unwanted on my fyp? half or more not having a single tag on it for me to filter. why are those who send death threats and harassment campaigns always getting to keep their blogs way longer than the countless queer people who didn't break tos?

is the colourful tags an apology? is the silly rainbow heart meant to make us happy like car keys jingling? you use our colours and identies but never treat us like real people. tumblr?

- it&/its& or 💤/💤s

[derpidydooo]

I made this also for Pride because I'm stupid and was having fun with transparent images. (I know he's not trans in the comic, I don't caaare) HAPPY PRYDE- I mean PRIDE

[somethingisrottinginutah]

Can I see your missing children designs pretty please with a cherry on top?🙏🥺

Sure!

[computer-graveyard]

Dw he's chill

Inspired by this post

[aftongraves]

2000s teen AU. emo Michael and grunge Vanessa

[appie--sauce]

Is this acceptable. Am I going to get rocks thrown at me.

[puppetwoman17]

I love it when fanart and fanfics make Michael creepy. Whether he’s wearing a hoodie or the much liked yellow and blue suit with a bear mask.

Like obviously he’s the hero so you know he’s not actually going to kill a kid like his dad. The only person he’s interested in killing is William.

But Mike is literally a walking corpse. That practically forces him to become less conspicuous. To speak less and not draw attention to himself. I’m sure he does a lot of staring into space, like the after effects of being…held by Ennard? Becoming Ennard’s puppet, basically.

You also have to remember that death and spirits literally and figuratively surround this guy. Whether they think he’s William, or they know he’s the guy who’s going to save them. He’s going to give off a vibe that’s, well, off. He doesn’t interact well with people, not just because of the scooping, but because of the bite of 83.

I just think it’s cool when fandom gives Michael that opportunity to be…not otherworldly, but just an outlier in a corner of the worldbuilding of fnaf. There’s nothing else quite like him. He doesn’t need an animatronic body to stay upright and walking. He’s not just a spirit in a metal shell. He’s his own separate thing with no explanation. William could study remnant in metal and spirits holding up a body all he wanted, but he never had the opportunity to study something like Scooped!Michael Afton

[corruptpixel]

yeahhh i was gonna post this on my other character blog originally, but i don’t feel like waiting until i properly revamp it.

have the updated interpretation of my son who smells like shit.

[nathanielorion]

הבל | hevel

This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.

This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.

This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.

God says, You get to choose.

And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”

I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.

Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.

In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt. 

[wileycap]

Special Rules And Ordinances For The City Of Ba Sing Se (copy for revisions)

Concerning the Avatar and his companions, especially Sokka. Yes, you. You are the only person in the world named Sokka. We took a census. No, we did not include "the swamp benders" because there are no swamp benders. We have now included the swamp benders. Sokka, referring to either the Avatar's companion or a newborn baby from the Foggy Swamp named after the Avatar's companion.

1. Haiku are a beautiful form of traditional poetry. "Sokka style haiku" are not permitted within the walls.

1.1 To blast "Sokka style haiku" into the city through an Earthbended horn/bellows-system is considered an act of war.

1.2 Or through any other means. Please stop.

1.3 During official state visits, Sokka style haiku may be performed if a visiting head of state specifically requests it in advance. To preserve the dignity and integrity of Ba Sing Se's cultural institution, only official haiku masters certified by the cultural authority may perform them.

1.3.1 Sokka (either infant or adult infant) is banned from holding the title of haiku master.

1.3.2 Even if he is provisionally certified by the Beifong family and the state of Gaoling, or King Bumi, or Chief Hakoda, or the Order of the White Lotus, or the Avatar, or the Great Lion Turtle. Or himself.

1.3.3 By decree of the Earth King, Sokka (man, not baby) is now a certified Sokka style haiku master. Are you happy now?

2. Ba Sing Se is committed to the wellbeing of all its residents. Tearing down walls is strictly forbidden.

2.1 Ba Sing Se will commit itself to increasing social mobility. Tearing down walls is forbidden.

2.2 Ba Sing Se will embrace modern values of social justice and address the inequality present in its admittedly archaic systems. Tearing down walls is discouraged.

2.3. Ba Sing Se will also address gender inequality, unjust labor practices concerning refugees and migrants, commit to spiritual freedom, and we'll 'stop being so stuck up while we're at it'. We respectfully ask that Master Katara, Avatar Aang and Lady Beifong Master Toph stop breaking our city.

3. The Ba Sing Se citizen "Li" is a distinct person from Fire Lord Zuko, sovereign head of the Fire Nation.

3.1 However, Ba Sing Se officials should treat Ba Sing Se citizen "Li" as if he were the Fire Lord. As a joke.

3.1.1 Correction: treat him as if he were the very recognizable Fire Lord traveling in disguise, and who does not, under any circumstances, want to be recognized. As a joke.

3.1.2 Obviously not every person named Li. There's a million Li's. We took a census. Just the ones who look and act and talk exactly like the Fire Lord and work at the Fire Lord's uncle's teashop. As a joke.

4. Likewise, the identity of the criminal known as the Blue Spirit is officially unknown. If ever caught, they are to be extradited to the Fire Nation. Without unmasking them.

4.1 Yes, the Blue Spirit first appeared in the city during the same time that then-Prince Zuko famously spent time in and helped conquer Ba Sing Se. This is a coincidence.

4.2 Yes, the Dai Li files note that the Blue Spirit likely has an eye injury and is of Fire Nation descent. Again. Coincidence.

4.3 The Blue Spirit does seem to mysteriously appear when either the Fire Lord or ordinary Ba Sing Se citizen Li are visiting. This is an enigma that will continue to baffle people for centuries to come. Now drop it.

5. The Kyoshi Warriors are a most ancient and honorable order. They do not have a cadet branch in the Water Tribes, and Sokka (man or baby) is not a member, and thus can not visit the Museum of War where the most legendary weapons from Ba Sing Se's history are kept.

5.1 Ba Sing Se does not recognize "The Oshinama Fighters" led by Chief Hakoda as a valid branch of the Kyoshi Warriors. Therefore it does not matter that Sokka (both, somehow) is a member.

5.2 We have the original documents from 400 years ago, signed by both the Earth King and Avatar Kyoshi. The current leader's word is regrettably not enough to overturn them.

5.3 BY ORDER OF AVATAR KYOSHI, BA SING SE RECOGNIZES THE OSHINAMA FIGHTERS AS AN EXTANT BRANCH OF THE KYOSHI WARRIORS.

5.3.1 We were wrong and we're very sorry. Please do not do that again.

5.4 Sokka (man and baby) can now access Ba Sing Se's Museum of War. Please do not leave fingerprints or drool on the displays.

6. It brings great honor to the city of Ba Sing Se to host Avatar Aang during festivals and important rites and up to three days a year on top of that. During these times, Avatar Aang is responsible for the hygiene of his pets.

6.1 We humbly correct that the sky bison Appa is, of course, the Avatar's beloved companion. The Avatar is responsible for his beloved companions' hygiene.

6.1.1 Only the hygiene of his beloved animal companions. And Sokka.

6.2 While it is true that the city ordinance requiring animal owners to look after the cleanliness of their animals was written during the time sky bison were thought to be extinct, we still maintain that Avatar Aang is responsible for caring for his animal companions.

6.3 Look, we're not wrong on this one. Last time you visited, city officials hauled three wagons of bison leavings from the city. Per day. Pick up your bison's poop, young man.

[charlesoberonn]

The funniest trans headcanon for the Fire Siblings is that they're both trans and they just took each other's deadname. Their mother was supportive and their father just didn't notice because he doesn't give a fuck about his kids.

Ozai: Azula, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.

Zuko: I'm Zuko.

Ozai: I thought Zuko was the shorter one?

Azula: No, you're confused. Zuko is the one that sucks at firebending.

Zuko: Hey!

Ozai: Ah yes, of course.

Ozai: Zuko, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.

[wackpedion]

you're my child and you'll always be mine

[chillyfeetsteak]

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

[chillyfeetsteak]

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

SPECIAL INTEREST MENTIONED YALL!!!

Look at my jellyfish sprites boy

Sundogs

Asperitas clouds

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

Glories

Russian Light Pillars

Nacreous Clouds

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

Mammatus Clouds (tiddy clouds lol)

Morning glory clouds

St. Elmo's Fire

I could go on for HOURS!! Remember that the would around you is much weirder than you know and the only difference between magic and science is we put names to the latter!

[chillyfeetsteak]

see she gets it

[devipeak]

Inspired by the introduction scene with Clank and Bobble (and Wiki article about Bobble)

I just love the idea of Bobble being this close-talker, completely oblivious to how uncomfortable the person he talks to can feel. Eclipsa would always find it a bit stressful and unnerving, but also like the attention and closeness: she is too insecure and shy to initiate the talk, so she always mentally begs someone to approach and talk to her.

I keep re-reading this description of him on Wiki and it's just so adorable to me

[mik-ml]

every time I think of a modern au where Hyde is a streamer or a youtuber I CANNOT think his content not being similar to wylans videos

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Uhhh, I don't suppose you've ever read a fanfic where Jet lives and joins the gaang during the boiling rock or something? I just had the sudden craving for it even tho idek if a fic like that exists (I also don't know why I'm bothering you but hi you're incredible and deserve the world)

So I don’t have anything exactly like this, but if you want Mouth Wheat Boy fics here are some: 

Not Until I’m Ready by Haicrescendo  which is part of the Carry On For You pokemon AU. Jet has some issues (and a crush on Zuko, but mostly some issues).

Field And A River by Haicrescendo is the continuation of Jet in the Carry on For You series. Jet continues to have some Issues(tm) (and a crush on Zuko). Spoiler Alert: Jet is a dumbass and Zuko goes feral. 

Don't Go Home by  FoiblePNoteworthy okay so this actually does fit your request, but it’s also jetko centric. I haven’t read it but I trust Foible.

Guilt (The Jet Adopts Zuko AU)  by  FoiblePNoteworthy

The Best Path by  EudociaCovert I haven’t finished this series, but it was recommended to me and is a fantastic ‘Zuko joins the Freedom Fighters’ series (not Jetko) 

and for your ‘Jet as Zuko’s Trash Ex’ trope needs, here are my faves: 

Blue by blacklipscurse (bealeciphers) is a Ba Sing Se era fic that heavily involves Jet and Zuko getting into some crimes. Jet survives because Zuko saves his ass, but continues to have some Issues(tm).

Make Me Real by lovewillcomeandfindme is a band member!Sokka and photographer!Zuko fic where Zuko has some baggage from his relationship with Jet and is hesitant to start something with Sokka (smut warning) 

Quarantine And Chill 2020 by Haicrescendo is the best ‘and they were roommates’ zukka series on the block. Features Zuko having some baggage from his relationship with Jet. (smut warning) 

Above the Dragon by grassdust is another fantastic ‘and they were roommates’ fic, but this one features cam boy/dancer!Zuko and aspiring chef!Sokka. Jet is the Trash Ex of all Trash Exes. (it’s dunking on Mouth Wheat Boy hours, okay?) (smut warning, but not a whole lot yet) 

Quinacridone by Haicrescendo features barista!Sokka and artist!Zuko and alludes to Jet being a Trash Ex (smut warning) 

And I Feel Like An Oblivious Walnut In This Chili's Tonight by lysiabeth features Sokka being jealous of Jet and Zuko for a chapter (but not realizing that he’s crushing on Zuko and thinks he’s being homophobic)