League of Limericks

A place for me to share my League of Legends inspired content. [Disclaimer] This site is not officially affiliated with Riot Games or League of Legends. It is a fan creation based on the champions in the League of Legends game. Because Limericks. I will be posting loads of Limericks and tagging each with the champion they are about. Use the search tool below to find limericks about your favourite champion.

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Maokai

Running for president, he will knot bough,

his sapling supporters say "root for him now!"

The slogan he's weavin' is

"change to beleaf in,"

he's pretty poplar, this Bark ObaMao!

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Brand

A curious seeker of treasure and gold

stumbled upon a strange prison of old

and with one touch released

the red-hot demon-beast,

who's now got his body completely controlled!

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Lux

This girl's brilliant, caring and sweet,

made up of light, from her head to her feet.

With a binding or two,

she'll illuminate you

and soon have your team in a hurried retreat!

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Her kind disposition and brilliant smile

are cunningly calming, you'll see in a while:

fight her, I dare you,

she'll dazzle and snare you,

and let loose a laser that stretches a mile!

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Nidalee

A female, feline, spear-tossing doozy,

she's pretty hot, but not just some floozy;

give her a whistle,

she'll soon start to bristle,

and you'll be regretting you called her a poozy!

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The stealthiest puma, out on the hunt,

if her lane is taking on most of the brunt

of a jungler's wrath,

she'll bushwhack a path,

and they'll find a spear sticking into their front!

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A cougar who knows how to handle a spear,

this is a woman to run from and fear;

her javelin's stronk,

with a weeeeooo and bonk,

she takes half your health just by grazing your ear!

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Vi

Now here is a woman who's good with her hands,

denting your armor with each blow she lands;

the gloves that she wields,

along with her shields,

make punching an art form she well understands!

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Piltover's finest, she's got some nice burst,

if she doesn't like you, she'll give you her worst.

She rounds up the jerks

with a tagline that works;

"ask questions while punching, but always punch first!"

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Jinx

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laughing with glee, she rolls on the floor,

she's quite a cutie, it's hard to ignore

her movement speed buff,

as she blows up your stuff,

with bullets and bombs and rockets galore!

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Orianna

A clockwork companion, she's not just a doll;

she dances and twirls no problem at all.

A delicate petal,

this girl made of metal,

she's wrecking your team, and having a ball!

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Jarvan IV

Leader of armies, cataclysmically strong,

with this guy around, you can hardly go wrong;

with his lance in his hands,

great respect he commands,

so if he invites you, you'd best tag along!

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If he messes up, just give him a scalping,

but easy on him, 'cause soon he'll be yelping,

with shame in his eyes

as he desperately cries,

"I'm sorry my friends, I thought I was helping!"

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Hecarim

This fabulous pony, you already know,

will soon overtake you, and say you're too slow.

An axe in his hands,

"RIDE OUT!" he commands,

but inside his head he says "giddy up, go!"

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Vladimir

The Russian dictator who shares his first name

isn't a vampire, but looks near the same;

While Putin's a chump,

this blood lord will trump,

annexing your blood and winning the game!

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Nasus

The dirtiest dawg, a pimp to the max,

raking in gold as he farms his phat stacks.

With barely a twitch,

he'll make you his bitch,

with simply a wither and two solid whacks!

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Warwick

The wiliest wolf in all of his glory,

once he attacks you, it gets pretty gory.

He'll let loose a howl,

or deep dirty growl,

and when he does that, you'll surely be sorry!

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His foes they are rarely impressed,

when they're constantly being suppressed,

he'll rapidly heal,

and finish his meal,

and that's why he's one of the best!

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Leona

Winning her lane, she's relaxed and reclining,

confident she is the only one shining;

with the strength of ten suns

and two really long stuns,

she will make sure that your health is declining!

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With the light of the sun in their eye,

she makes all her enemies cry,

puts a mark on their head,

stuns them all till they're dead,

if you try to fight her then surely you'll die!

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Tryndamere

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Maiming opponents, his rage ebbs and flows,

leaving destruction wherever he goes.

With the size of his sword,

he's despised and abhorred

by all the poor suckers who can't dodge his blows!

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While your team he is wrecking and rending,

if he senses his death is impending,

with his undying rage,

he'll just turn a new page

in the book of his life never-ending!

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Trundle

The king of the trolls, he's ugly and mean,

a mountainous monster; a killing machine.

Sharp teeth and a club,

you'll be his next grub,

unless you escape or avoid being seen!

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This guy fights dirty, not at all nice,

he'll beat you and bite you, then slow you with ice.

All armor aside,

he's got a thick hide,

I wouldn't scrap with him, heed my advice!

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Twisted Fate

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In just a split second, he moves ninety yards,

skill-shotting aces that cut like glass shards.

With a flick of his wrist

he gives fate a twist,

and says with a smile, "It's all in the cards!"

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Lee Sin

He's so good lookin', you'd think it's a sin,

shirtless and buffed as he caves your head in,

he'll duck,dodge and weave,

so it's hard to believe

that this guy is blind and he can't see a thin'!