Leander

[leander-duarte]

I'm Leander, hello!

@thetarynduarte - this is my mommy

@highking-cardan - this is my best friend and uncle and high king. He plays with me.

@judeduartehighqueen - this is my mommy's sister and my scary aunt

@pr1nce0fsunl1ght - my mommy's brother

@winterqueensuren - Oak's extra scary finance, I like her though she's so pretty

@vividuarte-irl - my other aunt, she's cool she lives in the mortal lands and I like it there

@lost-in-elfhame-help - aunt Vivi's girlfriend, the one with the pink hair.

@theghostoftheshadows - step dad

@the-roach-is-taken - a cool spy. He plays cards with me sometimes!

@thebombofficial - another cool spy. She has wings!! I love them.

@knightofthereckless - the knight

@nicasiablueblue - ocean person

@princedaingreenbriar @princebaleking - my uncles

@warriorprincess-rhyia - my aunt

@orianaofelfhame @thatredcapmadoc - my grandparents

@lockethefox -my real dad

@his-littlefox - I've talked to her. She's nice.

@faerievalerian - I'm not sure who you are?

[leander-duarte]

I'm bored. Come play with me. Please - Crep

i was grounded for talking to strangers again 😭

mommy said no more answering the door or messages, because rules are important and also because i’m 'seven'

but we had very serious grown-up discussions and negotiations so i’m back now. Don’t worry

am i too late?

[leander-duarte]

I'm a stranger, so you can't talk to me.

Anyway, I believe you would potentially make a powerful ally and am interested in coming to an agreement. I own a toy factor, you like toys; let's make a deal.

-CP

pff i’m a big boy now if i can handle business i can do anything!

now let’s talk adult… i do like toys. mmm, what does my agreement entitle? do i get to play with them or do i get to have them?

also i don’t have a signature yet… i could make one or mommy could sign for me. i’ll ask her later

and you're a business partner not stranger

[leander-duarte]

you suuuuuurrrrrreeeeee you can’t talk to strangers…?

nooooo i can’t talk to strangers

my mommy says no talking to strangers and no secrets and also no 'just this once' which is very unfair because that’s a lot of rules to remember

i can wave though, waving is allowed

hello

[leander-duarte]

Leander turned 1 today!

[thetarynduarte]

so I already asked @theghostoftheshadows this but does @leander-duarte like him? cuz technically he’s not his dad but @lockethefox is…*cough cough* you know what I mean right?

but yea just wondering. also does he like you? I would assume so but just curious :)

I mean Garett and Leander have never had any problems, and he never knew L*cke.

And i’d hope he likes me

@leander-duarte

[leander-duarte]

Nah i don't mind him.....but there is this one time he ruined all my fun and threatened to tell mommy about it. That was not cool... :(

[thetarynduarte]

What exactly were you doing, Leander?

[leander-duarte]

You can't make me tell you! And I was promised that if I stopped, everyone there would be sworn to secrecy.

[thetarynduarte]

I am your mother and i need to know if you were doing something potentially dangerous. If you tell me i wont be mad

[leander-duarte]

Mommy, I know you're scary to others , but I never thought you’d do this to me. That’s so mean!

[artemis1bitches]

I cannot imagine taryn talking without British accent. LIKE EVERY WORD SHE SAYS IS SO BRITISH. Like "She is the true queen of Elfhame." GIRL SO BRITISH

And then we have vi and jude. They will be so proudly pulling the American one like their lives depend on it. (I could hear them using fuck in every two sentences)

[theghostoftheshadows]

Untrue

@thetarynduarte

[thetarynduarte]

I’m not British. Do you need me to say fuck more to prove it?

[theghostoftheshadows]

Not sure if I mind

[thetarynduarte]

Do you prefer it in verb form?

[leander-duarte]

I think learning things in school just makes me see stuff I shouldn’t. If I were ever asked, I’d probably agree that kids should just drop out of school.

[thetarynduarte]

so I already asked @theghostoftheshadows this but does @leander-duarte like him? cuz technically he’s not his dad but @lockethefox is…*cough cough* you know what I mean right?

but yea just wondering. also does he like you? I would assume so but just curious :)

I mean Garett and Leander have never had any problems, and he never knew L*cke.

And i’d hope he likes me

@leander-duarte

[leander-duarte]

Nah i don't mind him.....but there is this one time he ruined all my fun and threatened to tell mommy about it. That was not cool... :(

[thetarynduarte]

What exactly were you doing, Leander?

[leander-duarte]

You can't make me tell you! And I was promised that if I stopped, everyone there would be sworn to secrecy.

[thetarynduarte]

so I already asked @theghostoftheshadows this but does @leander-duarte like him? cuz technically he’s not his dad but @lockethefox is…*cough cough* you know what I mean right?

but yea just wondering. also does he like you? I would assume so but just curious :)

I mean Garett and Leander have never had any problems, and he never knew L*cke.

And i’d hope he likes me

@leander-duarte

[leander-duarte]

Nah i don't mind him.....but there is this one time he ruined all my fun and threatened to tell mommy about it. That was not cool... :(

[leander-duarte]

Hello again, little one. I brought you some sweets, but don't tell anyone 🤫

Thank you! I knew I could expect sweets. my hugs are the best. But I'll keep it secret

[letmeliveinelfhame]

@princedaingreenbriar I've been counting down the days for this, my love 🥹 I hope I look like a bride worthy of you ❤️

[leander-duarte]

wow...you look so pretty! Don't worry I can totally be here. My mommy is somewhere in the crowd. And uncle is like the literally groom so I'm save

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Aww you're so sweet, thank you! Make sure you stay safe and avoid anything that looks like trouble. If you need anything, you come and tell me, okay?

[leander-duarte]

I will! Are you going to my new aunt then? Because I would have to give you extra many hugs to make up for all the time I didn't know you

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Would you like me to be your aunt? Because I'd love to be your aunt, and I'd also love to have lots and lots of hugs from you

[leander-duarte]

I always love getting more aunties! means i have more people to sneak me sweets when mommy says no. But Heather is still the best at that, though

And yeah to the hugs!

[letmeliveinelfhame]

But would it be right for me to sneak you sweets when your mommy says no? I'd hate for her to be angry with me for it...

But you're so cute, perhaps I could sneak you one here and there...

[leander-duarte]

mommy almost never finds out! pinky promise. But everyone anyway always falls for my cuteness. I have the best puppy dog eyes.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

@princedaingreenbriar I've been counting down the days for this, my love 🥹 I hope I look like a bride worthy of you ❤️

[leander-duarte]

wow...you look so pretty! Don't worry I can totally be here. My mommy is somewhere in the crowd. And uncle is like the literally groom so I'm save

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Aww you're so sweet, thank you! Make sure you stay safe and avoid anything that looks like trouble. If you need anything, you come and tell me, okay?

[leander-duarte]

I will! Are you going to my new aunt then? Because I would have to give you extra many hugs to make up for all the time I didn't know you

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Would you like me to be your aunt? Because I'd love to be your aunt, and I'd also love to have lots and lots of hugs from you

[leander-duarte]

I always love getting more aunties! means i have more people to sneak me sweets when mommy says no. But Heather is still the best at that, though

And yeah to the hugs!

[letmeliveinelfhame]

@princedaingreenbriar I've been counting down the days for this, my love 🥹 I hope I look like a bride worthy of you ❤️

[leander-duarte]

wow...you look so pretty! Don't worry I can totally be here. My mommy is somewhere in the crowd. And uncle is like the literally groom so I'm save

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Aww you're so sweet, thank you! Make sure you stay safe and avoid anything that looks like trouble. If you need anything, you come and tell me, okay?

[leander-duarte]

I will! Are you going to my new aunt then? Because I would have to give you extra many hugs to make up for all the time I didn't know you

[letmeliveinelfhame]

@princedaingreenbriar I've been counting down the days for this, my love 🥹 I hope I look like a bride worthy of you ❤️

[leander-duarte]

wow...you look so pretty! Don't worry I can totally be here. My mommy is somewhere in the crowd. And uncle is like the literally groom so I'm save

[duarte-eva]

I am back from the dead.

@viviiduarte @thetarynduarte @mortalqueenofelfhame My lovely daughters

@highking-cardan My son-in-law

@lost-in-elfhame-help My future daughter-in-law

@lockethefox My ex son-in-law apparently (what did you even see in him Taryn)

@leander-duarte My lovely grandson

@theghostoftheshadows Hopefully my new son-in-law @thetarynduarte

@ladyashaofelfhame Was my friend until she started to bully my daughter

@thatredcapmadoc

[leander-duarte]

Oh, hello....grandma?

[leander-duarte]

Ander dingus🫶🏼💖🐹😔🤭🎀🩰🧚💞

um okay?

[thetarynduarte]

a psa to everyone simping on my SEVEN YEAR OLD son: get the fuck away from me and my family before I stick a letter opener through your stomach.

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

You heard the woman, leave the baby alone you NONCE, he is SEVEN

[leander-duarte]

that makes me old enough not to be called a baby

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

I had my own apartment and career when your mother was pregnant with you, you’re a baby by my dinosaur standards

[leander-duarte]

fine... not that it makes it better, though