Irresistibly Not.

"A $4.5 billion category of frozen sandwiches and snacks"Ramblings of a possibly drunk millennial.

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June 1, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Crappy Gym Day Again Nap Skipped Job Applications Fam Dinner Ice Cream and TV with the siblings

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May 30, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Picked up ice and cupcakes Late to Set up for Grad Party Grad Party Cliff’s Party Time with Eddie!

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May 29, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Another meh gym day. Did my “cross-country tour” rather quickly though Napped Dr.’s Appointment Bank with Grandma Sam brought me dinner.

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May 28, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Shitty Day at the Gym - Drop sets all day Came home and passed out on the floor Ordered Canadian Dollars Early dinner with Dad Meeting regarding web design for a friend

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May 27, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Woke Up Hungover Took Job Test Ran Errands for Grad Party Finally got the coat rack I wanted on Clearance Found out Travelex isnt in the mall anymore

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May 21, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Gym Job Application for World Relief Texted with Joy Grad Gift Shopping McDonalds!

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May 20, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Slept Really Late Again Made plans with Friends and prepped for the weekend Took out Recycle Dinner with Dad Grocery Shopping and Ice Cream

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May 19, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Slept ridiculously late Got GMA Gas Got mad at her in the car Watched Youtube Videos Dancing with the Stars Finale

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May 18, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Gym Wrote Thank You Notes Target Run Finally Convinced GMA to wear compression Stockings Birthday Leftovers!

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May 15, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Gym. Felt totally weak today. Couldn't muster through a lot of the exercises. Had to do drop sets which I am not a fan of.

Went to make a salad but was out of dressing, so I made chicken instead.

Went to bank and got a loan from the Grandmother.

Tried to knit and watch TV, but was constantly interrupted by the Grandmother.

Out on the town with the girls for my birthday. I fear I look stupid though.

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May 14, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary - Birthday Edition

Gym

Job Interview

Dinner with Dad and Sam at new restaurant

Turned 23

Dessert at Coldstone

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May 13, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Cleaned the House

Received Call about Job opportunity

Emailed references

Knit while watching Bates Motel

Smoothies and Shopping with Brother

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May 12, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Gym - Trainer Kicked my Ass

Costco run

Dinner with Brother

Celebrity Jeopardy

Ritas and Riding Around

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LGBTQ+ Challenge - Day 30 of 30

Day 30 - Anything LGBT you’d like to end this on.

Today I told my brother the story of how my parents “found outed” me. He thought it was hilarious. Fuck browsing history.

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May 11, 2015 - 5 Sentence Summary

Woke up really early, then slept in

Gym

Job Search Emails

Gma manhandled my lunch

Alex’s Recital

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LGBTQ+ Challenge - Day 29 of 30

Day 29 - SHOUT SOMETHING! IT CAN BE HAPPY AND ABOUT PRIDE OR ABOUT WHY YOU HATE HOMOPHOBIA!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LGBTQ+ Challenge - Day 28 of 30

Day 28 - Write a letter to someone. It can be a coming out letter or a letter regarding how you hate their homophobia or whatnot. You don’t have to send it.

Dear Aunt,

I’ve tried coming out to you for like six months, and I can’t get myself to do it. Please reach out to me. You are the next step, and I need to know if my family will accept me.