LeanYeenMachine

[probablybadrpgideas]

My favorite spell, by the way, is from the Book of Vile Darkness.

It's called Were-Doom.

What it does it turn 1d4 random people into werewolves. You don't get to choose the people. You don't know who the people are. This doesn't benefit you in any way, you might never even know if the spell worked or not. It's just straight-up "I cast ruin four stranger's day for absolutely no reason".

It's a spell that can only exist in a world with ontologically evil people who follow an inverted morality where they're committed to making as many bad things happen as possible, and I have to admire the sheer balls of it.

[digital-meat]

Would you cast Were-Doom?

Yes, ruin 4 people's day 🐺

No, I hate werewolves 😡

Voting ended onApr 21

[probablybadrpgideas]

Let's test how realistic this spell is!

[thatsealwithablog]

A few doodles of myself as a Selkie because I was reminded of them by a friend and 6 year old Dante was obsessed with them so here’s me fulfilling my childhood dreams

Additional doodles of just some silliness

[thatsealwithablog]

One more because I thought Id be funny

[luxudus]

Blood Stains the Atomic Visage

A Neotecton battle drags on. The grass drowns in blood and smothered in the bodies of fallen brethren. The air shrivels under calls for war and cleansing. It's participants are stripped of their humanity and their families stripped of their loved ones.

The battle stretches on for so long the sun itself begins to rise above the fields of blood and bodies. Blinding the nocturnal Neotectons and sending the war even further into a mindless, all-consuming chaos.

The sun itself, scarred from the horrors of it's own creation. Transforms into an omen of death. And a grim visage of their future if they continue down this path of superstition and blind fanaticism.

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The Third art piece i did for the Alien biospheres season finale. And a complete 180 from the more realistic style I did for the last two pieces. And I'm REALLY proud of this one

I really wanted to do something more abstract yet so visceral. All to highlight the tragedy and sheer violence the Neotectons were capable of.

[puppytruck]

in this house we bounce

[leanyeenmachine]

In this bouse we houndce

[leanyeenmachine]

The new Reddit UI looks like fucking dogshit.

[leanyeenmachine]

I fucking despise YouTube's new changes to the mini-player. Fucking unusable

[prokopetz]

Most fuckable version of the Grinch

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966; v/a Boris Karloff)

Halloween is Grinch Night (1977; v/a Hans Conried)

The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (1982; v/a Bob Holt)

The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (1996–1998; v/a Anthony Ansbury)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000; v/a Jim Carrey)

The Grinch (2018; v/a Benedict Cumberbatch)

One of the random video game/stage musical/audio drama versions (please specify)

I don't want to think about fucking the Grinch

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

[leanyeenmachine]

Was this based off this video? https://youtu.be/BX1XsqE7WCY?si=Ubgk1NGf5gIL-qpW

[filibusterfrog]

dorfs

[brucebocchi]

when m

when my werew

when my we

guys i can’t do it

[leanyeenmachine]

When my body starts rotting and oozing from all the cum my werewolf boyfriend squirted in me

[grandpayaoi]

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

[grandpayaoi]

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

[prokopetz]

"Brent" is either the best or worst name to do the "take a common name and swap out one letter – usually a vowel – to make a fantasy or sci-fi sounding name" thing with because nearly every possible permutation is objectively hilarious.

[leanyeenmachine]

Brent already is a made up fantasy name

[patientno7]

the suffering never ends

[sinksanksockie2]

This is the real process

[thewritingbeast-blog]

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character creation masterpost

Character Alignment Chart

More character alignment descriptions

Muslim Character questions

Characters with magical powers

Building a new character advice

How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in general)

Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page

Basic character profile

OC masterpost

Random character generators - (1), (2), (3), (4)

D&D Character Building Tool

Character Design Ideas:

How clothing affects a character’s personality

Character Design Inspiration blog

Concept art, fan art, cool art to be inspired by

Character design references and inspiration

Sources for POC character design ideas and models

Create your own character model using HeroForge

For horned characters

Body and hair types guide

Random outfit generator

Naming Help:

Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources

General advice on avoiding naming appropriation

Hispanic Surnames

Gothic Victorian names

Huge master list for character things in general

Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more

Another name masterlist

How to pick a character name guide

Yet another names masterlist

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Sheet/Development Sheet

Another character development list

In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet

320 talents and passions for characters

On writing likes and dislikes that aren’t frivolous

Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary

Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes

Random backstory generator

Assassin and thief character tropes to avoid

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Comparing character height/height references

Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science

Describing what different voices sound like

Describing skin tones

Writing friendship interactions that are platonic

Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea

Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing

Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney’s Mulan for an example)

How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters

How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero

On platonic OC and canon character relationships

How to avoid Godmodding in RPs

When it’s cheap to kill off a character

Writing dialogue

Things you shouldn’t do to canon characters

Avoiding purple prose in writing and RPs

Slang resources

Dialogue tips

Websites to chart your story/plot/character relationships

Bonus art masterlist!

[brucewayneright]

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

[jasmehraj]

Oh my God!

It’s amazing, some links aren’t working for me but those who are, are spectacular.

[tamsinswriting]

Reblogging because NAMING IS HARD

[writing-prompt-s]

!!!!!!!

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I needed this

[rheevalka]

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

[tommyparkerr]

and suddenly my life just became much easier

[galaxy-of-stories]

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

[were--ralph]

accidentally went to FA's homepage and saw a truck fucking an airplane

[leanyeenmachine]

This doesn't even crack the top 10 worst things that have happened to an airplane in the past month

[leanyeenmachine]

A man convinced me that Fazoli's was terrible and then convinced me and several other people to eat there im the same conversation.

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[leanyeenmachine]

In 2043/2044 someone is going to be out there making a parody of the song 1985 called "2025"