[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[rooji-r]

[stevie-babie]

@withkafkaontheshore

[kestrelmando]

scratch my love 🥲❤️❤️❤️

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[honeybyte]

There shall be a fire that knows your name, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you.

[xeenep]

Southern Reach fanart as I have recently finished the first three books

[niqvassieart]

little owls and cow parsley, may 2026.

[dailycatsblog]

[altades]

LET ME ROMANCE THEM BOAF PLEEEEASE

[r3dsaucexq]

Prism fanart hell yeah

Please tell me I'm not the only one who likes literally every character just not Invisigal sigh

[shuploc]

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞

[jamqyu]

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥

[cuartosol]

we're having some very important discussions here

[depsidase]

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man