carbonation

Carbo || 27 || UK || she/her

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[carbo-ships]

This little conversation of ours is well overdue.

Don't worry, she's exactly where she wants to be.

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[redstonedust]

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

[carbomcoco]

I wish AI stans would stop acting like they're an oppressed class of society

[joyflameball]

Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[carbomcoco]

by the way please don't let your hatred of capitalism and work convince you that fully relying on someone else for access to money and housing is a good idea. please do not voluntarily give up your autonomy if you have the option to not do that.

[carbomcoco]

I think it's important to disentangle and differentiate between when advice given to women is coming from a place of wanting to uphold traditional and often oppressive values, and when it's being given for the sake of trying to prevent women from getting into bad situations. like I'm sure some of the folks saying not to have kids out of wedlock are doing that out of pearl-clutching but others are doing it because they think you should get legal protections sorted before you go through the often dangerous process of childbirth, especially if the plan is to then put your career on pause for a period of time to stay home with the kid and become entirely financially dependent on your boyfriend. you can talk about how marriage is an oppressive institution all you want but your ex-boyfriend won't owe you spousal support when he dumps you. "but couples who have been together for x number of years in my country get all the same rights as a legally married couple" ok cool I'm not talking to you then

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

[crabussy]

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.

reach me??? what. with your yucky fingers??? you gonna touch me? gonna toching me? ☝️ don't

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[jackson-imbecille]

They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.

This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.

Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.

[shithowdy]

I don’t know what Hazbin Hotel is about, but have you seen the self insert drama surrounding it on TikTok?

no but i've seen twelve different species of bird in my backyard

[shithowdy]

still oblivious to hazbin fandom drama but i'd like to update that the backyard count has grown to 37

[2colde]

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[ottermatopoeia]

Oh.... cindarelita

[ottermatopoeia]

Hers