This (Relatively) Charming Man

Hello. My name's James. I'm an Englishman desperately staggering through the 21st century chugging enormous doses of citalporam with gin. I enjoy Sci-Fi, Music, Owls and Hyperbole. I post what I like, and I like what I post.

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[medoisa]

[boviform]

Self esteem goals 👌

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

Listed: Self esteem goals

Rimmer: Self loathing reality

[gaybabyjail-deactivated20130507]

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[anxietyproblem]

[bantarleton]

[spockvarietyhour]

Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn’t outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an entire crew? Who? Only a yogurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter. He’s only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. The defence rests.

Red Dwarf S04E03 - Justice

[gsremade]

how you write your fanfics: an alignment chart

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[belleandwhistle]

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Here’s another nice one.

[witchaj]

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

[bantarleton]

I’ve just discovered Neyposting.

[learnedimpartialandveryrelaxed]

Me: *struts around feeling like the sexiest and most popular human ever to live whilst Daddy Cool plays*

Me 24 minutes later: feels so crushingly inadequate I don’t want to be alive

Repeat.

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[no-chill-at-all]

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

[sauvamente]

My god what an adventure

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

This was a roller coaster

[createdbetter]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

[hathor77]

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

[swavepapii]

this is why i can’t son.

[habibi243]

WOWWW

[sonofthegun-blog]

The Sovereign’s Escort waits patiently for the arrival of HM The Queen outside Westminster Hall.

[rooftop-kisses]

Ask Me Anything - Send Me a Number

1. Top 3 favorite songs at the moment? 2. What are you wearing right now? 3. Favorite season? 4. Left handed or right handed? 5. Favorite thing you like about yourself? 6. Favorite TV show at the moment? 7. What are some of your pet peeves? 8. Favorite and least favorite subjects in school? 9. Plans for the future? 10. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? 11. What celebrity do you look up to? 12. Who/what makes you smile regardless? 13. Favorite song lyrics? 14. Favorite movie? 15. What is the worst thing someone could do to you? 16. What pets do you have/want to have? 17. Describe your day today? 18. Night owl or morning bird? 19. Favorite musical artist? 20. How old are you? 21. Where are you from? 22. What are a few things on your bucket list? 23. Do you have/want any tattoos? 24. Do you have/want any piercings? 25. What do you hate most about yourself? 26. What does your last text message say? 27. What would you name your future daughter/son? 28. What are you listening to right now? 29. What is the last book you read? 30. Favorite food? 31. Cats or dogs? 32. Introverted or extroverted? 33. When and why did you first join tumblr? 34. Celebrity OTP? 35. Tv show OTP? 36. What is your zodiac sign? 37. Lucky number? 38. Gender? 39. What’s the last thing you watched on Netflix? 40. When is your birthday? 41. Where are you from? 42. If you could, what celebrity would you want to meet? 43. Last concert you went to? 44. What do you think of me/my tumblr account? 45. Favorite holiday? 46. Favorite animal? 47. TV you love that’s underrated? 48. What’s your relationship status? 49. What do you want to be/do when you grow up? 50. What would you do if you won the lottery? 51. ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

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[screenshotsofdespair]

Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl (part 2).

[duck7-motorsports]