The Math Checks Out

She/her, 25. A blog mostly about wlw pop culture, but also about calling out faulty economics and statistics "facts" when they cross my dash. Enemies of the math beware.

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason “damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[rozunderpressure]

[67888875322467]

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[babyanimalgifs]

Halloween Dog 

(via)

[fishfrommars]

Poodles are always so excieted after a cut

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not. Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[agentkatie]

Mollie Shepard by @vjatoch

70% paragon, 30% renegade, 100% done.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[neveria]

Why did she leave the family business? :’(

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[cashew-dad]

throwback when i saw a post on tumblr that said “the way you type the word “heterosexual” with your eyes closed determimes how gay you are” back then i thought i was straight but i wrote it so badly it even had numbers and looked something like “hr37w7jsjwneiwil”

[love2bfit]

I love this.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[sifu-jasmine-dragon]

Kidnappers: We have your father

Zuko: My father is in prison??

Kidnappers: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Zuko: Oh my gosh, you have my uncle

Kidnappers: I’m going to become a painter

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

[cryptspren-moved]

i dont know what word the kid knows but uh oh

[nineprotons]

The kid now knows how to say “motherfucker”. Because it’s a quote from the movie ‘Die Hard’ in which Bruce says, “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”

[cryptspren-moved]

UH OH

[neveria]

If he had seen the movie in German, his kid would’ve only learned “Schweinebacke” (pig’s cheek) :-D

[heeeygracie]

Intergalactic AU

Then, later on, they got married. The end! Lol

[pharaonicwolf]

Love how Aang had to sneak into the Fire Nation on a specific day of the year to get Roku to start talking to him while Kyoshi came back from the Spirit World just to tell a group of villagers “YES I DID kill your ancestor because he was a COLONIZER what are you going to DO about it??” 

[turnaboutsweetheart]

this is exactly how it went.

[hyperionangel]

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

[hyperionangel]

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

[ittybittytatertot]

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

[neveria]

Or Skyrim where Aela the Huntress alternates between acknowledging me as the leader of the Companions, says “You’re the new kid right? Heard you’re not half bad” and maybe occassionally also mentions how we are married