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@leavingsilenceinthewake
"Don't know how I have access to this place in the Library, but, I'm not complaining. I'm Roland, a washed-up Grade 9 Fixer, but I used to be kick-ass back in the day."
"...Though, I don't think I can demonstrate that here." A sigh. "...Well, I'm still open for questions, nonetheless. I think that's what people do here..."
"The writer's thoughts are underneath this."
I never really got to get to know you, so I gotta ask and get it out of the way: how do you taste?
@carnivorous-harmony
Uh. Pretty sure I won't taste any good... Does that make a difference for the quality of music you could make?
It does, believe it or not! Every human has a unique, beautiful song, and I’ve found that the ones that taste better sound better.
Aren’t you curious on how you sound?
That's... something I'm fine with not knowing, because at least I'd still be entirely alive and intact. And probably in little pain that I'd still be able to wonder how I would sound.
Like I said, I'm pretty sure I don't taste all that great, so whatever song you make from me wouldn't sound good, either.
I never really got to get to know you, so I gotta ask and get it out of the way: how do you taste?
@carnivorous-harmony
Uh. Pretty sure I won't taste any good... Does that make a difference for the quality of music you could make?
What's the happiest moment of your life? Do you think you'll ever find a moment that surpasses that happiness in the future?
Can't remember anything specific. But the time I spent with Angelica... were among the happiest in my life. Not that that says a lot.
It's just... harder to remember any other period in my life where I can compare how I felt to when she was around.
And... honestly? I don't think I'll ever experience anything that can measure up to that. Not now, and not in the future.
i made your wife into a low quality labubu or whatever man
What do you expect me to do with this.
lolan i have just discovered the dewey decimal system. we need to take all 2.147.483.647,694201337 books down and reorganize them from scratch
If you're bad at drawing and embarrassed about it just say so bud 💔 But I promise nothing bad will come out of it! Magic isn't real
I didn't say anything about magic, but now that you've mentioned it...
I'm gonna double down on not drawing these things. It's not my forte, anyway.
[Gives you black ink, a fountain pen, and an unlabelled book containting strange drawings of elaborate glyphs.]
You should trace one! Drawing practice
He pulls open the unlabelled book, flipping through the pages of glyphs. "These are... pretty detailed, huh? Mind telling if something's gonna happen when I decide to draw one of these?"
"'Cause I have a gut feeling that nothing good's going to come out of doing a little drawing."
squeezes you like a grown-ass man
Okay. This does nothing to Roland, and you're just hugging him.
squeezes you like a plush toy
Okay. Try as you might, Roland doesn't get squeezed like a plush toy, mainly because he is, in actuality, a grown-ass man.
i mean, would you be willing to endure 33550330 cycles of the same ending over and over again just to see your wife's face for a mere fraction of that time?
That's, uh... an oddly specific number.
"Going through cycles with the same ending,"... Sounds a little familiar, 'cause Angela mentioned something like this a lot, going through events with a definitive ending and then going back again to the start. Something like that?
"33550330." That's probably how many times I'll have to go through it. If that's the case, then how long is each cycle? Am I going to be repeating my life over entirely? This stuff is way too vague for me to gamble on seeing Angelica again.
Come closer
[A long white furred animal (?) approaches, holding a black pen. It draws a goatee on Roland's face before leaving.]
Welcome Back Olruggio
Signed, T.N.O.Q.F
Roland blinks, clearly noticing the fact that the long creature drew something on his face with the marker it somehow produced out of nowhere, before he picks it up by its elongated body and moves it away from his floor.
"Gonna need a mirror or something to wipe this off..." He says, rubbing the place where the marker drew over. "Seriously, who the hell is Olruggio...?"
Happy birthday. Hopefully someday we'll meet again. Despite everything, even with my new job, I miss those old days more than you'd think. We can grab a drink together. My treat.
-🫒
...
He certainly didn't expect a letter from Olivier, and even more surprising was that it managed to reach it's intended recipient. Roland lets out a soft exhale, staying quiet as he went over the letter again, brief in its wording.
"Maybe, if we ever get the chance to see each other again. Though, the way I see it..." He mutters, glancing up off the letter to where he stood now.
The Library itself.
"...with any meeting that'll happen between us at this point? Pretty certain it'd guarantee that we won't be able to get those drinks together."
[Some of the plushes explode harmless with glitter, as the anon who sent the plushes isn't a total jerk]
He still flinches, dropping the plush toy as it, as well as a few more plushies in the pile explode with glitter.
...Yeah, it's harmless, alright. But the glitter still clung to his suit and a small portion of his face. Not to mention the floor...
[Woe, a hoard of sparkle plushes upon ye]
"Ah, hey...!" Immediately Roland tries to push aside the plushies that he's been buried under, all of which seems to look at though they're staring at him. Menacingly.
He gets up, and dusts himself off before picking up one of the plush toys to inspect them. The menacing stare remains, but now he's looking back at them.
you're turning 40042 this year, aren't you?
happy birthday old man! missing you always and hope you are well! don't get grey hairs, or they might have to change your color to grey... not that that's bad, because you would look cool any way! ahem, anyway, celebrate it with the people you love. shall i devyat you a cake? i've got some pocket change now!
(expect something in the next few days — i'm rich enough for their services, but not for the super fast express... sorry!)
— Y 🍎
Laughter escapes Roland's lips as he reads this over.
"At this point, you're just making fun of me, aren't you...?" He says, as though the sender of this letter will hear him. Honestly, it wouldn't be too bad for him to sprout a few grey hairs; he's pretty sure the aforementioned sender would be responsible for them, with the trouble she tends to find herself in.
Neatly, he folds it up and keeps it in his suit jacket, looking forwards to whatever Yuri seems to have planned for him. He's glad she's doing well, and... it was rather sweet of her to go through the trouble of sending this.
Do you know Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier - T.N.O.Q.F
No? The name seems pretty unique, so if I heard it, I'd probably have a hard time forgetting. Is that something I should know?
