Feed The Machine.

Singing Machine RP/Ask account. Sometimes is gijinka, sometimes is canon form. Main is @aletteraghoulandapie

[nursefather-oftheindex]

Beep boop I am real prescript.

The machine opens its jaws.

Feed yourself to the machine. :)

@carnivorous-harmony

... And if I refuse to give myself over?

[carnivorous-harmony]

Uhh… I will be sad :(

Pleaseee? Even an arm or leg will do!

[carnivorous-harmony]

“mama’s boy”

Note: be careful petting me, I have sharp edges!

[lucky-rinrin]

After all, art is a devil's gift, born from despair and suffering.

【Harmony】

[ivoryheaven]

singing ma chine

[carnivorous-harmony]

hehe >:)

[carnivorous-harmony]

Greetings fellow musician. Would you be open to a duet?

-@thesilentorchestrascapo

Hello! Absolutely! Music is such a wonderful thing, let’s spread it far and wide together!

[carnivorous-harmony]

Ok, so my entire department has fallen into a musical apocalypse and I had to hide under my desk for ten minutes now. Could you sing a little less please?

I can’t help being such a talented musician! I’ll quiet down, but only a little! Heheheh…!

[carnivorous-harmony]

"Do not eat me. I do not taste good. I taste like tree sap."

-@lcerochas

The machine grins slyly.

Tree sap can be tasty. Like a maple-glazed ham…

[lcerochas]

"WHAT. NO."

[carnivorous-harmony]

Hehehehe~ I kid, I kid. I only eat those who willingly give themselves up to me, or any meat they are willing to provide to me so I can sing. I am a patient customer.

[lcerochas]

"Okay, thank god." "Uh... as werid as it is maybe if i end up like having uh... lost limbs that i end up regreanting would you be okay with that?"

[carnivorous-harmony]

Of course! Meat is meat. If you can regenerate it back, it works out for both of us, no?

[carnivorous-harmony]

"Do not eat me. I do not taste good. I taste like tree sap."

-@lcerochas

The machine grins slyly.

Tree sap can be tasty. Like a maple-glazed ham…

[lcerochas]

"WHAT. NO."

[carnivorous-harmony]

Hehehehe~ I kid, I kid. I only eat those who willingly give themselves up to me, or any meat they are willing to provide to me so I can sing. I am a patient customer.

[carnivorous-harmony]

"Do not eat me. I do not taste good. I taste like tree sap."

-@lcerochas

The machine grins slyly.

Tree sap can be tasty. Like a maple-glazed ham…

[carnivorous-harmony]

Maybe... maybe I can give you my arm, if it is to hear that melody one more time, even if it's just for a little bit...

That works just fine, I promise I’ll make it worth your while…

The jaws of the machine open, expectingly.

[carnivorous-harmony]

Ah, how I miss that wonderful melody...

I can sing more, but I need an instrument! Would you be willing to volunteer?

[lotta-disperata]

A bloodstained meatgrinder-like machine has somehow appeared in a corner of the room. A voice seems to be whispering from it, alluringly.

Feed your master to me… discover what beautiful music she makes… let her be my instrument… I promise I will sing the most wonderful tune for you… all you must do is feed the machine…

@carnivorous-harmony

..?

I.. How did this get here? No matter.. I do not think I should act on this. However, this'll definitely be a bother..

[Lucio sighed, and then sat down on his bed.]

Hm.. I do wonder what it means by "music", though. Wait, did the object just.. whisper to me?

[carnivorous-harmony]

The whispering does not stop.

Feed the machine… do not resist… provide me with food, and I will sing for you a song like no other…

[t-01-54]

Hey! Us abnormalities gotta stick together! For most of us, we’re all we’ve got!

@carnivorous-harmony

...May be true. Though... I don't quite like meeting new things, Abnormalities or people.

...Anyway, you're not going to use me as an "instrument", are you?

[carnivorous-harmony]

Nah. Strangely, from what little I’ve tasted, abnormalities don’t sound and taste as good as plain humans do. I don’t know why. Maybe there’s some sort of “kinship” aspect that messes with the sound.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Moooom I’m hungry send me an instrument to play with

@carnivorous-harmony

Send you-? Well this is something.

//pats the strange machine in front of me//

Are you an Abnormality? Sorry but I'm not the mother you know. But if it's any help, what kind of instrument do you prefer?

[carnivorous-harmony]

Oh? You’re not the mom I know? Huh. Okay. You seemed familiar…

Any instrument I can eat. I can make music from any kind of meat! I make the best music from humans, though! Or, at least that’s what my listeners have told me.

[definitelynotdistorter]

I see. . . Well I won't offer a human, but I'm sure I could find some other sources of meat quite easily!

I'll be back momentarily!

. . .

I'm back!

With some chicken meat! So where do I give you this?

[carnivorous-harmony]

The lid of the machine opens, revealing its sawblade teeth.

Just toss ‘em in, I’ll sing for you!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Okie dokie. What are you, some kind of singing Machine? (Mod note: 👀)

//tosses in the chicken//

[carnivorous-harmony]

Pretty much!

The machine devours the chicken, grinding it up into nothingness, turning it into a rather chipper and melodic tune for her as it does.

Delicious! Thank you! I hope you liked the song.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh! That was very good, I'm sure I would be proud. Thank you for playing me music

[carnivorous-harmony]

Thanks! I know you’re not the mom I know, but I’m glad I have your approval anyways!

[carnivorous-harmony]

By the way, pronouns are he/its!

[leavingsilenceinthewake]

I never really got to get to know you, so I gotta ask and get it out of the way: how do you taste?

@carnivorous-harmony

Uh. Pretty sure I won't taste any good... Does that make a difference for the quality of music you could make?

[carnivorous-harmony]

It does, believe it or not! Every human has a unique, beautiful song, and I’ve found that the ones that taste better sound better.

Aren’t you curious on how you sound?

[leavingsilenceinthewake]

That's... something I'm fine with not knowing, because at least I'd still be entirely alive and intact. And probably in little pain that I'd still be able to wonder how I would sound.

Like I said, I'm pretty sure I don't taste all that great, so whatever song you make from me wouldn't sound good, either.

[carnivorous-harmony]

Okaaaay, but if you ever want to know, I’ll just be on the Floor of Technological Sciences~! Ready to sing for you any day!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Moooom I’m hungry send me an instrument to play with

@carnivorous-harmony

Send you-? Well this is something.

//pats the strange machine in front of me//

Are you an Abnormality? Sorry but I'm not the mother you know. But if it's any help, what kind of instrument do you prefer?

[carnivorous-harmony]

Oh? You’re not the mom I know? Huh. Okay. You seemed familiar…

Any instrument I can eat. I can make music from any kind of meat! I make the best music from humans, though! Or, at least that’s what my listeners have told me.

[definitelynotdistorter]

I see. . . Well I won't offer a human, but I'm sure I could find some other sources of meat quite easily!

I'll be back momentarily!

. . .

I'm back!

With some chicken meat! So where do I give you this?

[carnivorous-harmony]

The lid of the machine opens, revealing its sawblade teeth.

Just toss ‘em in, I’ll sing for you!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Okie dokie. What are you, some kind of singing Machine? (Mod note: 👀)

//tosses in the chicken//

[carnivorous-harmony]

Pretty much!

The machine devours the chicken, grinding it up into nothingness, turning it into a rather chipper and melodic tune for her as it does.

Delicious! Thank you! I hope you liked the song.