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bonjour we're the lebrun trifecta we do parenting help, gentlemen's fashion, classical music, and honest-to-goodness bad puns. hein? ASK BOX OPEN

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ur a turnip u fucker

un navet, tu veux dire? non je suis un gentleman!

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tysm for the french puns!!! ♥♥♥♥ v funny!!! ! ! ! i especially love the first memes/same one!! at first glance i did not understand buT THEN incredible pun!!!

De rein, anonyme, vous avez un bon sens de l'humour

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bonjour monseiur lebrun<3

Bonsoir anonyme. Vous avez un beau costume, mais est-ce que je vous connais? 

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Quel temp fait il mon ami? Akdjhfjdk,snbdghwej quel temp fait il aujourdui????? Adhgfjekd quel temp fait illllll yayayayayay????!!!!

Quoi? Parle en francais s’il vous plait.

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French memes are all the same.

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Merci anon, mais Mme Lebrun est ma valentine.

But on the other hand you have great taste in men.

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what does M. Lebrun think of this blog

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Je ne comprends pas. Je suis M. Lebrun, et c’est mon blog.

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bong jur

Excusez-moi?? Pourquoi est-ce que vous êtes ici si vous ne pouvez pas parler en français? Ce n’est même pas anglais ou espagnol! Qu’est-ce que vous faites ici??

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hey lebrun how's life what's up

Quel est en haut?

Est-ce que tu es stupide? Bien sûr, le ciel.

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i have a dvd of qui arrive ce soir?????

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Ah yes, here it is. My claim to fame.

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alright i want to know who the fuck you guys are sending asks to the lebruns blog b/c???????? broCOOLi. are you serious. 

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pls give me a bad pun en francais

First: French memes are all the same.

And now I will give you three more, parce que tu dis "please".

Qu’est-ce que tu appelles un vraiment mauvais “Thursday”? Un trajeudi.

Qu’est-ce que tu appelles un chien qui vend des médicaments? Un pharmachien.

Pourquoi est-ce que le chef utilise seulement "one egg"? Parce que "one egg" est un oeuf.

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dear m. lebrun what should i do if my son has decided to be a thug and only eat vegetables??? urgent help!!

I can sympathize with your panic upon discovering such facts, fellow parent. 

Here is what I would do. Just follow these steps closely and you will be fine. 

1.

2. 

DISOWN HIM

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By Vincent van Gogh

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you're bad at dancing

I think you’re the one that’s bad at dancing.

Look at my poor Sylvie’s face when she saw those ‘moves’.

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Dear Mr Lebrun, If I wanted to date your daughter, what can I do to please you?

Premièrement, don’t be like these two thugs

Et deuxièmement, have excellent fashion sense and good taste in music like this handsome fellow.

However, I have no expectations for you.