The Canadian Grows

"To be complex does not mean to be fragmented. This is the paradox and the genius of our Canadian civilization." — Adrienne Clarkson Indie 2p!Canada rp blog Blog created August 10 2014. Every image used belongs to its respective owner(s) Le Canadien grandit en espérant — Adolphe-Basile Routhier

[lecanadiengrandit]

I don’t know, but I kind of liked it the way it was.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Looks at the tree]

[Then him]

[The back at the tree]

[Then at Hunter again]

I can see why.

[lecanadiengrandit]

I feel insulted again. 

[lecanadiengrandit]

Suddenly I feel insulted.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Paps his cheek]

[Just gonna pick up the tree and straighten it out a bit so it doesn’t look like Hunter’s posture]

[lecanadiengrandit]

I don't know, but I kind of liked it the way it was.

[lecanadiengrandit]

What are you doing.

[battleborn-andraised]

Your tree is sad, bro.

It kinda reflects your personality.

We need to brighten that shit up.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Suddenly I feel insulted.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Have you looked yourself in the mirror lately.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Steals his sun glasses]

Time to get to work.

[Starts pulling stuff out of his sack]

[lecanadiengrandit]

What are you doing.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Would you look at that. Santa’s here. I wasn’t naughty enough.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Looks at the tree]

…

That’s fucking sad, dude.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Have you looked yourself in the mirror lately.

[lecanadiengrandit]

[ He’s looking at the tree he cut down himself that’s more or less just leaning against the wall with one lonely ornament in it ]

I should get more ornaments.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Waltzes on in dressed as Santa Claus and carrying a sack over his shoulder]

Ho ho ho, ya ho!

[lecanadiengrandit]

Would you look at that. Santa's here. I wasn't naughty enough.

[lecanadiengrandit]

[ He's looking at the tree he cut down himself that's more or less just leaning against the wall with one lonely ornament in it ]

I should get more ornaments.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Not enough food.

[battleborn-andraised]

Do you know what food shopping is?

[lecanadiengrandit]

No, never. It's a foreign concept to me.

[ Just looks at him ]

[lecanadiengrandit]

Maybe it’s my only meal of the day.

[battleborn-andraised]

Why would you skip breakfast and lunch?

[lecanadiengrandit]

Not enough food.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Stop stealing my food.

[ Takes a bite ]

[battleborn-andraised]

It’s cute how you think I’ll listen.

[Crosses arms]

[lecanadiengrandit]

Maybe it's my only meal of the day.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Why do you think I wanted it back.

[battleborn-andraised]

Why do you think I stole it.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Stop stealing my food.

[ Takes a bite ]

[lecanadiengrandit]

[ … ]

[ How to do the thing. ]

[ Frowns ]

[ Puts a hand over Alfred’s — and pushes it and the sandwich down ]

[ And leans iiiin ]

[ Takes the sandwich when the guy’s distracted ]

Merci.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Just raises a brow]

That was a good sandwich…

[Planning on getting another bite out of it tbh]

[lecanadiengrandit]

Why do you think I wanted it back.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Give it back.

[battleborn-andraised]

Make me.

[lecanadiengrandit]

[ ... ]

[ How to do the thing. ]

[ Frowns ]

[ Puts a hand over Alfred's -- and pushes it and the sandwich down ]

[ And leans iiiin ]

[ Takes the sandwich when the guy's distracted ]

Merci.

[lecanadiengrandit]

That’s my sandwich.

[battleborn-andraised]

[Looks him straight in the eye]

[Takes a bite out of the sandwich]

[lecanadiengrandit]

Give it back.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Who took my sandwich.

[battleborn-andraised]

[…]

Not me.

[lecanadiengrandit]

That's my sandwich.

[lecanadiengrandit]

Who took my sandwich.

[lecanadiengrandit]

And if you direct your attention here —

[Gestures at Alfred]

— you see a little shit.

[battleborn-andraised]

Watch out, boys and girls!

This here is a feisty one —

If ya get too close he might bite ya.

[lecanadiengrandit]