only one king

jay ⋆ 30-2 ⋆ straya ball/cars/yarns

[auslayia-nt]

when you are mohamed salah greatness has no expiry and hoes stay mad

[auslayia-nt]

sitting across from old mate on the train who is straight up blasting that never be enough song from his laptop ? and mind you it’s peak hour so im already overstimulated

[auslayia-nt]

all roads leeds to choking in the second half

[corlukas]

how it feels to watch rio play

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[laura-mueller]

Who is the market for the Toto Wolff Funko pop??

[auslayia-nt]

just went to catch up on liverpool’s “transfer window” and i’ve opened a door to two tumbleweeds and a mouse trap

[monster2001]

Sleep schedule gap relationship

[elokitties]

[44prop]

sometimes when i’m feeling sad i think about the time i went out for dinner with jay and she turned up in a full hat scarf and gloves combo . it was 10 degrees

[brawngp2009]

[comraderoscoes]

the peace that washes over me when i remember i don’t have to worry about the antics of that lying two faced snake spineless worm freudian case study wealth hoarding toto wolff anymore

[bensdavies]

eddie howe leaving Newcastle before the season's even started fucking hell

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[twiddlingthumbs]

THEY ARE COMING FOR MY LIFE!!

[auslayia-nt]

just got a notification that robbo has scored for tootenhem. almost blocked sofa score immediately i was so scared.

[auslayia-nt]

roscoe should have eaten that mop head of a dog whilst he had the chance…