HOW TO BE A FEMINIST GIRL:
• if a Man gives you a compliment, just smile and say "thank you, Sir"
• fuck him on the first date – that's empowering!
• suck his cock before even going on the first date – that's even more empowering
• erase "no" from your vocabulary
• whenever he stereotypes all women girls, enthusiastically agree with him
• whenever he corrects you, always smile and say "thank you, Sir" (especially when he corrects you about you not wanting to have sex. his words always overwrite yours)
• whenever you think he's wrong, apologize to him by sucking his cock. let your brain focus on how to best satisfy him, instead of arguing
• every time you wake up in the same bed, give his cock a good morning kiss
• give him access to your holes whenever he wants, he owns them after all
• if someone compliments your outfit or your hair, your response is always "thanks, my Man chose that"
• beg him to force you into more and more fucked up kinks. beg him to shape you into his perfect toy
• make him feel special. show him you trust him. send him nudes and info about yourself so that he can blackmail you and release revenge porn if you ever misbehave
• ask him to punish you, if you misbehave. it's his decision if a spanking would suffice
• ask beg him to take over making more and more decisions at home. that way, you'll have more brain capacity to focus on what's really important (his satisfaction)
since i'm just a girl, i'm sure i forgot a lot of ways to be a real feminist. care to help me out?
