I redrew this old Patton sketch I found in my files (I do not remember what the prompt was but whatever you only yolo once), here’s to the nostalgia. Can’t believe it dates back to 2022.
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I redrew this old Patton sketch I found in my files (I do not remember what the prompt was but whatever you only yolo once), here’s to the nostalgia. Can’t believe it dates back to 2022.
I mean it *is* starting to make me hope
He should sleep in at some point though. I know you're dedicated Jeff, but you could be dedicated to sleep like, once or twice a month.
I went to get a shot of my little fairy jar and found two cute glow worms on the way ! Look at them. So cute.
Bonus jar too cause it's also cute
And stars. And wild flowers. I can't give you the sounds but I'm sure you hear it anyway.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041
We all know who needs to be @’d
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
NO
Okay, there’s no way that works.
Let me try this out.
I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.
Guss i’ll give it a shot
ABORT ABORT
yeah right, like that really happens
hmmm….
maybe I should try-
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FU
No way this can’t be real
Hmm
Meh let’s try it
Ok one more small push and-
G’DAY !!!
WTF… tumblr I don’t know what magic you have…
But I’m not complaining *dosent work* SHIT!!!
Forever a classic
Indeed, this should never die.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
Important news, I just saved a snail that was wandering on the pavement. Again. Why do snails insist on pavement strolls. Why do we always have to give them a lift to the nearest patch of sweet, snail-friendly greenery. Why. Snails explain yourselves. Wave your antennae if needed but please explain the pavement thing.
The pond (digging hindered by heavy rain, currently waiting for the water pump, weather will not hold me down this thing is getting emptied anytime now) looks freaking eerie at night. Look at it. It's haunted.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
HONEYXCVII
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
I know it doesn't necessarily mean what I want it to mean but....... A girl can hope.
I can't wait for my pond to be finished. I also find it very unimpressive so far and can't wait to expand it, but I've been told I wouldn't be satisfied until I turned the garden into an archipelago. That's how much fun digging is. Have y'all tried digging a very, very big hole ? Or do you need one dug up, there's no need to even pay me at this point
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing
I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.
An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame
Currently surviving my last day of work !!!! I'm gonna die because of the stress later but I'm still, currently, surviving my last fucking day of the fucking job I fucking managed to fucking quit two months ago !!! I will fucking swear to convey the fucking elation of it !!! I will add extra punctuation! And a smiley face ! : DDDD
With extra mouths !!! Last day !!!! :DDDDDDD