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[She/they | Fr/Eng | 20] I draw stuff and do dumb things sometimes • I will mainly post Asterix or Kaamelott stuff here

[lecurry]

Intro post !

About me :

-I go by Curry or Dionysos

-20 (2005)

-Speaks French and English

-She/they pronouns (only elle in french)

-Bi and demisexual

-Socially and just literally anxious

-I'm still kinda new as a Tumblr user with an account, so sorry in advance if I'm clumsy !!

Here I'll post my art, it will probably be focused on Asterix & Obelix and Kaamelott !

Some of my interests/fandoms :

-Asterix & Obelix

-Kaamelott

-The Walking Dead Telltale

-Cravate Club (my favorite movie ♡)

-No I'm Not A Human

-Portal

-MHA

-Miis

-French stand-up/humor shows

And more...

Some random facts :

-I absolutely LOVE Parc Astérix, Musée Grévin and Madame Tussauds

-I love statues

-My favorite musical artist is Christophe Willem (ty for your service and carrying my entire life sir🙏)

-Some of my most favs humorists/comedians are : Haroun, Jérémy Ferrari, Guillaume Bats, Alexandre Astier, Arnaud Tsamere and Panayotis Pascot

-I love Otis guys did you know that I don't think you did guys guys that's my wife yeah the elevator guy he's-

-I have a bunch of self-inserts and will post about them and about my selfships, so if that's not your cup of tea, you can pass !

You'll find a bunch of other infos about my other interests, my fav things, on my strawpage !!

There's also links to my other socials on it but I'll put my instagram here as well 'cuz I'm way more active on it !

Also check out my pookie @tournegrain 's account if you like Kaamelott, she also has a sick Kaamelott sona 😼

Specific tags :

#curryap for random yapping

#lecurryedits for my edits

#curry memes for memes

#currydreams for my dreams

#schlappe for Schlappe content

#schlappotis for Schlappotis content

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It's been way too long since the last time I drew something Schlappotis related...

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Pasquine !! 💚🐗

Forgot to post these but I finally finished Pasquine's ref for Art Fight 🫶💜 Got to finally introduce my girl and also made some lil' drawings

(Yes I copy-pasted her AF desc jshsjgqhq)

Pasquine is a little girl that lives in the same village as Schlappe.

She's full of joy, playful, determined, naïve, silly and a prankster.

She's the little ray of sun of the village, always running around and putting either a smile or a frown on people's face.

Some lore :

Her mother is not home a lot since she works mostly in Lutecia and her father was one of the village's many warrior. He became disabled and lost the use or his legs during a small war against a Roman legion.

She always wanted to become a warrior, seeing her father and all the other men fighting for their village, for Gaul. Her desire to be one became even stronger when Persine, then Schlappe, two women, became warriors.

She became friends with Schlappe by going to her since she was often seeing her alone. They naturally grew close together and one day Pasquine asked Schlappe to turn her into a warrior.

Schlappe wasn't that good but Pasquine was only willing to receive training from her and no one else. She looked up to her, always following her dream even with the whole village not believing in her abilities.

Schlappe taught her what Persine, her big sister taught her and what she learned on her own. Training and teaching Pasquine also helped her, since Pasquine would sometimes prove to be quite sharp.

One day Pasquine asked the village's black-smith to forge two tiny wild boars to make necklaces. She gave the bigger one, the "moma boar" to Schlappe and kept the little one, the "baby girl boar".

These two have a really close bond together, they're basically family.

Pasquine might be the reason Schlappe is reconsidering her stance on not having children...

What will happen when the village will get attacked by the Romans...?

Fun facts :

-Wild boars are her favorite animals

-She has a more traditional outfit but her parents make her wear this dress instead since she's more likely to stain or damage it since she plays and run around a lot. She's way more comfortable in it anyways

-She likes pranking people

-She lost her tooth during a fight with a boy that was talking shit about Schlappe, girly does NOT play about her

-She climbs really well to trees, she really likes to try getting at the very top of them to see Scheppele flying above the forest

-She's an extrovert

-She feels the most comfortable to talk about her feelings and fears with Schlappe, as she's afraid of being a burden to her injured father or to bother her busy mother

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I personally love my bicons

Featuring Bohort, La Muse Bouche and Otis

J'en avais fait une avec Bourvil pour le rire aussi (me demandez pas pourquoi, cette image de lui me fait juste beaucoup rire)

Bourvil ? More like Birvil

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I'm SO mad because I sometimes try to see if there's any good documentaries on subjects I like and recently I found one that I was hyped to watch because it was about druids (I love them for some reason and I want to know more about them)

I put it on

And what do I see

FUCKING AI

Like, don't even bother posting it en fait

Why make a documentary if you're going to illustrate it with shitty ai that's fucking ugly and stealing shit from artists (and polluting)

And it makes it look so low-effort too like

Why bother fr

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I wanted to show Schlappe/Schlappotis art that was gifted to me or that I commissioned but I'm not sure on if I should make a post for them or if I should put some of them in random Schlappe/Schlappotis posts with text 🧍

Dedicated post ?

Yea

Nope

Voting ended onJun 3

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Filled some alignement charts with Kaamelott characters 💥

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J'étais en train d'écouter une playlist d'OST d'Astérix et for some reason il y avait La Carioca dedans

Et j'ai réfléchi et me suis dis

This but with César and Schlappe

Ils dansent ensemble pour faire genre ils font la paix devant Cléopâtre mdr

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Also quelques trucs random qui se sont passés sur l'île Kaamelott :

Par pitié

Séli et Léodag before le mariage

Leur lune de miel (Séli avait changé de coiffure, elle était comme ça pour le mariage svp 💔)

Ok c'était pas prévu ça

Ennemies to lovers ????

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I miss wife

TAKE ME BACK

Please

[zombiex0xo]

YES. I get you so much.

Not a week passes without me missing park Astérix. It was so fun and full of life, I saw children on a school trip there, Obélix stroke my head, when me and my parents were at the banquet Impedimenta always made sure that we had food and that we are happy, my dad even danced with the boar!

And the locations there~ it was magnificent. The Olympic Games, the “Attention Menhir” in 4D was such a fun experience. I really cannot talk enough about this park.

In the future, when I’ll have enough money I’m gonna come back and buy everything I possibly can there. I especially want a giant Obélix. Just imagine how it’s gonna be cuddling with him at night (*^▽^*)

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Omg that's so sweeeeet 😭

The 2 times where I went I didn't directly interacted with the characters because I was too anxious 😭 I just waved back at Getafix AND ALSO OBELIX BLEW ME A KISSHDYDHEF

Next time I'm going I'm gonna propose/j

Also lowkey almost cursed at Anubishshshjqh but we were chill and he kind of waved at me during the parade hihi

I wish I could've gone to the banquet omg, it seems so so cool 🥹

And for real, the differents zones, buildings and attractions are SOOOO pretty, I'm literally in love with all the decors, my favs zone are personally the egyptian one (n°1 in my heart) and the greek one, they're so beautiful 🥹

Shout out to La Muse Bouche, the talking trash, I love her SO much, maybe too much, but omg what a diva

After I met her for the first time, I couldn't stop annoying my family with "du papier !"

Kinda sad they repainted her in grey like how she was at first, the colors really were eye-catching, leading curious visitors her way, and also it looked really pretty in my opinion :[ Didn't took a pic with the blue queen in time 😔

I also wanted a huge Obé plush but it was really expensive for me so I left with a medal and an Obé and Edifis figurine (人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I'd really like getting my hands on the Vitalstatistix plush as well, it's so cute ! Or the small Asté/Obé you can put on your shoulders !!

I also haven't done everything yet and the park has expanded the egyptian zone + there's the new Fulliautomatix ride, I need to goooo 😭😭

I often watch "documentaries" about the park because I'm obssessed with this theme park's behind the scenes, I was already so into it even before going lmfao

This park truly is my safe place, I've never felt so safe and comfortable in a place before going there 💜

Sorry for yapping this much 😭

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Totally forgot to show my Asterix Miis omg

I kinda like all of them except Miss Geriatrix and Demonix, I didn't do them justice :(

I think my favs are Otis (duh), Getafix, Vitalsatistix and Unhygienix

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I miss wife

TAKE ME BACK

Please

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Wolfram's mom vs Hedwige's dad

*Hedwige dad is supposed to look way older, on this he's like in his late thirties

Shout out to Wolfram's mom for being the most (the only ?) normal parent among all the dipshits parents of my self-inserts 💥

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La folle, j'ai oublié de poster ça ici

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Sulfurix when he learned that Schlappe considered Panoramix like her father as well :

(Just pretend the "you are the father is directed at Pano...)

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Schlappe fun facts :

Her necklace, wich has a wild boar on it, was given by Pasquine (she has one of her own with a baby wild boar)

She has a LOT of scars caused by arrows, some from romans, one from the person who taught her how to use a bow and even herself...

She always keep her bow (not the weapongfgdhd) on except when bathing or sleeping

She used to have an other bow, a bigger one, when she was a child but she lost it during an incident where she almost drowned

She has beef with Iris

One of her fear are elevators (pretty ironic since it's her bf's baby...)

Her name comes from schlappe/shloppa, in alsatian, meaning : slippers. But it's pronounced SchlAppEUH

She calls Numérobis "harzkafer" ("beetle of my heart" in alsatian) because of an amulette he gifted her once

Cacofonix was her first friend in the village : they befriended when she saw him hanging on a tree during a banquet and decided to free him

Here's a link to :

Her playlist !

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Une petite scène que j'avais écrite il y a quelques temps qui fait écho au parallèle entre Schlappe/Otis/Sulfurix et Wolfram/Casparzh/Conle (parceque guerrière in love avec le scribe et le druide un peu non-chalant father figure de la guerrière tia capté)

J'écris très mal btw donc m'en voulez pas (et c'est cringe) 💔

Casparzh, Conle et Wolfram sont à quelques kilomètres de la nouvelle table ronde. Wolfram s'entraîne au tir à l'arc pendant que les deux hommes la regarde d'un peu plus loin.

Ils ne savent pas que deux esprits les observent.

"La coïncidence est quand même très, très drôle..."

Otis soupire et sourit. Ça doit être au moins la cinquième fois qu'elle fait cette remarque.

Les deux fantômes surprennent une conversation entre Casparzh et Conle.

"Vous savez Casparzh, j'ai l'impression de toujours l'avoir connu." Le druide pose son regard sur la chevalresse.

"Bah... C'est pas un peu le cas vu que vous êtes son père...?" Il fronce les sourcils et regarde le vieil homme d'un air confus.

"Je ne suis pas son père biologique."

"Ah-"

"La première fois que je l'ai rencontré, c'était une jeune adolescente. Elle était tombée sur moi par hasard et avait besoin d'hospitalité. Ça a beau être la première où j'ai posé les yeux sur elle, la première fois que je l'ai vu de ma vie... J'ai eu l'impression de déjà la connaître. Une impression de déjà vu..."

Le scribe fais une moue, l'air pensif.

"Et comment vous expliquez ça ? 'Fin, vous êtes druide, vous pouvez pas l'expliquer ?"

"Non. Je ne peux vraiment l'expliquer... Peut-être nous connaissions-nous dans une vie antérieure, peut-être l'avais-je réellement déjà vu... Mais ce que je sais, c'est que nous étions destinés à nous rencontrer. Moi destiné à être le paternel qu'elle n'a jamais eu et elle l'enfant que je n'ai jamais eu."

Casparzh n'ajoute rien, étonné et un peu touché par les mots de Conle.

Otis, lui, avait un sourire aux lèvres. Il était attendri pas le druide et le lien qui l'unissait, lui et sa descendante. Il tourna la tête et surpris Schlappe en train de regarder Conle avec les larmes aux yeux. Elle les essuya et baissa la tête, embrassée.

"Il me manque." Chuchota-t-elle.