𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕱𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊!

00𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 || 𝕳𝖊𝖞, 𝖞𝖔𝖚. 𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖊

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Majima: *Keeps knocking on the door til you open it* Reader-Chan!!! *Jumps to hug you*

Reader: *Dodges his hug, letting him land flat on the floor. About to close the door but then saw someone standing there* WOAH! Who the fuck is that!? *You truly didn't actually mean to sound rude, but you were genuinely shocked by this huge guy in front of you*

Majima: *Jumps back up on his feet* This is Saejima Taiga! I invited him for dinner!

Reader: *Glares at him* Goro Majima! You can't just be inviting anyone to my house! You have any idea how much I have to cook to feed this monstrosity!?

Majima: M'sorry Reader-Channnnn! But it's just this once, he's my best palllll

Reader: *Raise your hands in a strangling motion way. Sighs, looking at Saejima* Get your big ass inside!

Saejima: *Quickly walks inside*

Reader: *Slams the door* I'll cook whatever I want, so your big ass better like it.. Understand!?

Saejima: *Nods*

Reader: Good.. *Walks to the kitchen to start cooking*

Saejima: Does she hate me?..

Majima: Nah! She totally loves ya!

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Majima: *Hugging close behind your back as you're cooking* I missed you~

Reader: Majima I'm cooking..

Majima: So? *Rubs his cheek against yours*

Reader: *Grabs his eyepatch, stretching it and letting it smack him*

Majima: *Holds his face* AH!

Reader: Out the kitchen!

Majima: Yes ma'am!

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Reader: *Huffs*

Saejima: *Tenses in his seat*

Reader: *Serves the food on the table* Here you go, a big meal for- *Looks up and down at Saejima. Blushes* Damn.. *Shakes head* just enjoy your meal *Sits down*

Saejima: *Bows his head* Thank you

Majima: Thank you Reader-Channnnn~~

Reader: Yeah yeah..

This isn't even a stray dog, that's a whole wild bear!!

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You nailed it!!! Very good job!!!

Have you heard of akiyama's job? (Havent played infinite wealth so idk how much they explain it)

He gives out loans with tests... what if he meets the reader again because they are in finance trouble :)

Also yeah saejima is very much "any friend of bro is a friend of mine"

Thanks to youuu! >_<🫶🏻

Yeah I heard about it! Would be a nice idea mmm.. We'll see if I'd use it, okie? ;)

I have this funny idea of how tsundere reader will react when Majima brought his friend out for food at her place. I'll give ya a sneak peak of my brain:

Reader will complain about how big Saejima is and how much she has to cook to feed his big ass. Saejima is all saying "Does she hate me?" And Majima is like "Nah, she totally loves ya" hehe

Man this is so fun to write, and I have never played Yakuza 0-6 haha! At least I'm doing my research? :p

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Akiyama: *Groans, massaging his head. He was drinking a lot again.. Opens his eyes, his vision blurry to clear. Eyes widen, realizes where he is, a place he doesn't know. Quickly gets up from the couch but gets hit with a hard dizziness* Ah fuck- *Groans again, lay back down*

Reader: *In your work clothes, putting your hair into a bun* Oh you're awake *Walks into the kitchen, getting some water. Walks towards the man to give it to him* Here

Akiyama: *Confused as heck but slowly sits up anyway to drink the water* Thanks um.. Who are you?..

Reader: Someone who is about to be late for work because of you. Hurry up, breakfast is at the table

Akiyama: *Blinks* Oh? *Gets up off the couch to see the food* I.. wow thank you *Smirks* I should be drunk more often if it means I go through this again

Reader: Say that again and watch me not give you this treatment ever again

Akiyama: *Tenses* Okay okay! I'm sorry! *Bows* Thank you for the meal!

Reader: Just hurry your ass up and eat so I can leave

Akiyama: Yes ma'am!

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Akiyama: *Following you* Is there a way for me to pay you back? Want money?

Reader: You didn't puke on my carpet, that's the best payment from you

Akiyama: You sure? You went through the burden of taking care of me, is there anything I can do at all?

Reader: It was a burden, but that doesn't mean you have to pay me back *Stops in front of your work place* Now if you excuse me, I got work

Akiyama: I-Is there a way to see you again?

Reader: Eh.. If you remember where I live, then yea *Goes inside the building*

Akiyama: . . . . Shit I don't remember where she lives..

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That type of tsundere would work best for akiyama prolly considering he himself is quit low energy (unless his crush is in trouble)

Like i can see akiyama going out of his way to get taken care of by his dear tsundere crush ☺️

Now saejima..

It might work but only if they were like childhoodfriends beforehand. Or they were like majima's younger sister

Hehe I'm working on the tsundere reader meeting Akiyama rn thanks to your help 🥰

I'm pretty sure Majima will just drag Saejima's heavy ass to see reader, seems better option right? If Majima trusts Reader, Saejima would too?

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Akiyama is a lackadaisical, yet kind person. He is always ready to help people in need. And he is all about second and third chances.

He is VERY patient with people when it comes to giving advice and just in general.

He is the owner of a host club so tsundere behavior will prolly not affect him as hard (poor reader)

He would prolly act fake aloof or would go full flirty mood till you are completely red.

Now about saejima...

He uhhh well depends on who you are to him. He is very oblivous...even more then kiryu (thats what 25 years in prison does to you) he has prolly never even heard of the tsundere trope-

So if reader chan starts acting all tsundere like...he might think that you have grudge against him. If he already has a crush you...you better pray that majima has taken mercy onto you and explained to his bro what a tsundere is (saejima isnt mad , just scared that you hate him) and if he doesnt have a crush on you.....yeah give up, he would tell you to grow up lowkey-

I can't believe you wrote all this for me anonnn thank youuuuu😭🫂❤️ This shall help!

One thing tho Anon, question, I already wrote down some tsundere reader and I have the right personality and all that for the reader. So.. Did you read them? I was wondering just in case

Tsundere Reader

Tsundere Reader

Tsundere Reader

Tsundere Reader

They're all pretty silly hehe~ Reader is more like someone who takes care of the Yakuza characters but acts like she hates doing it. A low energy type of tsundere tho, not the ones who yell n'all that crap. She's very much mature for sure hehe

Seriously though, all the characters REALLY needs some love

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I was planning on writing down tsundere reader meeting Shun Akiyama but I literally don't know how to act as him! I've been looking through video after video and I'm still not sure if playing as him will be accurate during writing 😭

I could try.. tsundere reader meeting Saejima Taiga? But I haven't thought much on how that'll work yet..

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I had a dream that there was a Live TV of Kiryu saving Haruka from being kidnapped but it's Haruka running away from her Kidnapper and Kiryu.

They're in this big mansion and the backyard is a whole damn maze. Haruka has to run a head start, the kidnapper following behind her, and Kiryu literally far behind fighting some Punks + Majima. He needs to be the one to cach up with the two. Whoever gets to Haruka first, wins her scot free.

I didn't see how it ended *Sad*

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I can ichiban taking strays home tbh-

He names the cats after dragon quest charaters-

You know it~

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Oh imagine this

You take ichiban home for the first time and as you are preparing drinks, your cat shows up and starts bullying ichiban. Ichiban would be crushed-

Aaaaaa hahaha hehe.. heh.. I see what you're doing, making me choose between a cat and The Ichiban Kasuga.. Anon you're gonna get people to hate me HAHA

That cat is sleeping outside-

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What if we send a risky text to ichiban while he is out with the ichigang 😃

Or nudes

I just KNOW Zhao will be the first one to see them! And Ichiban wouldn't even know he's looking 😭

Ichiban will most likely either jump, freeze, scream or all the above. Possibly jump, hold back a scream and freeze. Please warn him next time, he'll die

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I wanne pick ichiban up , bridal style and tell him that I am holding my entire world 🙃🫠

A world that'll break your back 🫠

I'll murder anyone who hurts him...

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Its giving "ah my shayla😭😭"

I get it tho-

RIGHT!?

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Imagine having cuteness aggression in front of ichiban and he first mistakes it as you being angry at him and he is like " what did I do? 🥺" causing even more cuteness aggression.

Yeaaaaaa~

It'll be so overwhelming that I will be on my hands and knees CRYING, mumbling about how freakin cute he is!

The gang will might as well look at me as if I'm the most weirdest person ever for feeling this way

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I can't freakin stand Ichiban! AAHH!! I FREAKIN NEED HIM!! I NEED HIM IN MY FREAKIN DAMN LIFE!!!

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Kiryu: *Can sense Majima nearby. He groans*

Majima: *Breathing fast* Kiryu-Chan!!! *Stops, which made him slide past Kiryu* Kiryu-Chan!! *Holds his arm* Oh hi too Haruka!

Haruka: Hi *Waves*

Majima: *On the verge of tears* Kiryu-Chan!! Reader-Chan is at the hospital!!

Kiryu: *Shocked* Huh? What happened??

Majima: I don't know!!! Let's go see her!!!

Kiryu: *Nods*

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Reader: *Eating pudding*

Majima: READER-CHANNNNNNN!!!

Reader: *Sighs* Should've counted backwards..

Majima: *Hugs you tight and grabs your face* Are ya okay?? What happened? Did someone did this to ya??? Tell me!! I'll kill 'em all!!

Reader: *Deadpan* I twisted my ankle

Majima: Haw?

Reader: I twisted my ankle

Majima: . . . . Who did it? Who twisted yer ankle!?

Reader: The curb and the road

Majima: 'm gonna destroy-

Kiryu: *Grabs Goro by the coat and tosses him across the room* You okay?

Reader: Mhm just tired.. Guess I should be happy though! I don't have to cook for you stray dogs for a while *Chuckles but knowing damn well you're sad deep down that you won't be able to see these two idiots at your lonely quiet house until you're better*

Kiryu: Don't worry about that, you need to focus on healing and take care of yourself

Reader: *Blushes* Damn you...

Haruka: I got you flowers! Picked them myself!

Reader: *Softly smiles* Aww Haruka.. Thank you so much, that's so sweet of you *Takes the flowers*

Kiryu: When you get to go home, want us to stay with you?

Reader: *Eyes widen in confusion* You.. You'd want to stay with me?

Kiryu: *Nods* I'll even cook you meals

Reader: You can cook? *Scoffs a laugh*

Kiryu: Not as good as yours but, I'll still do it

Majima: PLUS Haruka won't get kidnapped in yer house!

Reader: *Rolls eyes* Alright alright *Holds your flushed face* Go for it, you better not kill me with your possibly bad cooking..

Haruka: Yayy! Sleepover!!

Majima: Yeah!! Sleepover!!

[loserfaye]

writing majimas accent is always so fun

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I'm so terrible at it HAHA the best I can do is "ya" and "yer" and completely forget he even has an accent 😭

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I really gotta try to stop talking, I'm pressuring my voice here haha

It was all fun and games making fun of my own voice, but now it's getting serious that I literally cannot use it😂 goshhhh I hope I didn't mess up my voice box somehow