[teenagedfeminist]

I’ll have to dig it out, I’m still not fully unpacked. >.>; 

But I will leaf around in my trunks and find it for you! I will let you know as soon as I do. 

[leftinalurch]

You're a peach uvu

[teenagedfeminist]

Don’t mock my pain. It makes me wheat tears of sorrow every time. 

[leftinalurch]

I'm going to walk away before this gets too punful. 

I'll take you're book, though, thank you very much. :)

[teenagedfeminist]

Because then your family comes in and are like ‘oh no are you cooking meth in here!?’ and you’re like ‘no the power is out and i want butter on my bread but its hard as a rock so I’m melting it!’ and they’re like ‘then why are you using a beaker!’ and you say ‘cause all the dishes are dirty!’ then they say ‘why are you holding it over a candle!’ and you groan and remind them ‘the power is out dear liza!’

…then you end up eating your bread with no butter for sassing everyone. ): 

[leftinalurch]

....

that is a very heartwarming story.

and butterwarming.

[teenagedfeminist]

No way! It’s just how they do it in commercial kitchens! 

…but I would avoid melting butter over a bunsen burner. 

[leftinalurch]

WHY NOT? That sounds cool!!

[teenagedfeminist]

I’ve gotten better! D: …Nyx even lets me cook unsupervised.. sometimes…

Oh.. well still! I’d be happy to let you have the book! If you do ever get a scale.. 

[leftinalurch]

My mom's gonna think I've gone mad scientist.

[teenagedfeminist]

…okay so here’s the deal. At my old school you could take culinary as an elective. I maybe stole a baking textbook. But the recipes are kinda useless without scales… oops…

#don't ask me to cook though #apparently peanut butter doesn't belong in everything#and turning the oven up higher doesn't make it cook faster #or make cookies crunchier#and apparently salt is an enhancer #like sprinkling #not dumping #who knew

[leftinalurch]

....

....

I'm worried about you burning down a kitchen.....

And I don't have scales. 8(

[leftinalurch]

Can I just place an order for Johnny Mackenzie?

I couldn't manage to nab his soul, so he's not mine to sell. :(((((

[leftinalurch]

teenagedfeminist replied to your post: do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

I’ll trade you two whole cookie recipe for two whole dozen cookie.

tempting proposition. What've you got. 

[leftinalurch]

do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

NO WAY. One type of cookie would be BORING. When I launch a full cookie business, there'll be at least, like, 10 whole kinds of cookie. 

[johnnymackenzie]

HAH! I sold my soul long ago to rock n’ roll. B)

[leftinalurch]

DRAT. Foiled by rock n' roll once again. 

I'll get you next time, Rockstar. B(

[leftinalurch]

Hello, I'd like to place an order for 10 dozen Emm cookies featuring Johnny Mackenzie

Sadly they are still but a dream on the distant horizon. :,(

[johnnymackenzie]

GEEZ… :)

Wait, what do you mean “for now”. B( I don’t have any money.

[leftinalurch]

"For Now" 

Until I come to collect your soul. >8)

[johnnymackenzie]

!!!!

I…don’t even know what to say, I didn’t think you’d actually DO IT. Oh man…hahaha

Looks AWESOME 8)

[leftinalurch]

No Problem, sir. Your lovely smile is reward enough. 

for now.

[johnnymackenzie]

Okay I’m here I’m back where’s the cookie.

[leftinalurch]

............

UH.

HERE.

I'll call them Jammin' Johnnies

[johnnymackenzie]

WELL THEN. Say goodbye to your poster boy…I hope you like COMMERCIAL FAILURE!!!

[leftinalurch]

OH MAN NO! I HATE commercial failure!! 8((

Baby come back. I'll name a cookie after you. 

[johnnymackenzie]

-GASP-

You take that back.

[leftinalurch]

nuh-uh. >:T

[johnnymackenzie]

EAT THEM!!! DUH

[leftinalurch]

Uh, more like Rocky the Fatstar.