[michellepsychologist]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[buzzfeed]

lmao

[osanzo]

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[respectfulmemes]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am

[fiftythreecrimes]

LOGAN HANDSOMEPANTS

[beanabouttown]

@tatzelwyrm

[ubuyo]

Tall girls are

[kickloop]

tall

[ubuyo]

Fuck dude they sure are

[marisatomay]

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

so..is it?

[marisatomay]

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

[best-of-imgur]

[vandervonodds]

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[oldfashionedvillain-deactivated]

[bamperspective]

I’m dying at that little bit of water coming out the fire hydrant 😂

[theeeprotagonist]

The air flip 😩😩😩

[littlemonster36]

I love this show, he’s everything

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[satansartist]

If you ever wonder what ADHD feels like

Imagine you’re living your day to day life but the only way to do anything is to order a toddler to do it. 

[soym8-deactivated20161228]

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I…am calm

[shamelessmarshmallow]

[shamussleuth]

Fallout 4 (2015)