Lefty Lives Matter

A blog where I can share my opinion. Satire included

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

Listen… it ain’t gaybaiting if the characters get together. If they get together and then one dies, it’s just homophobic. You don’t need to say Lexa or Poussey’s deaths were gaybaiting, that’s not only wrong but an massive understatement.

Listen… it’s okay to call it homophobia.

[leftlivesmatter]

Um I don't believe Lexa's death was homophobic, at least from this article http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/the-100-lexa-dies-alycia-debnam-carey-boycott-fear-the-walking-dead-1201735453/ Also, Clark is canonically bisexual so it's not like they hate the LGBT community... The show is about survival, and this was just trying to show anyone could die... I'm not sure about Poussey's death because I don't watch that show, but I'm pretty sure they have similar reasons for killing her off.

[young-replica]

When people find out you’re left handed.

[leftlivesmatter]

This is too true guys

[leftlivesmatter]

GUYS

I just got my first porn blog follower do I get a prize? I wanna see how many I can get on this shitty blog I'll keep ya updated.

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

need help turning str8 friend lzbn

so my friend shona-chan is str8 and ive been really worried about her because str8 ppl r so boring, ive been trying to get her to become a lzbn like me but shes really having trouble with it. does anyone maybe from science side of tumblr know how i can fix her??

ive been really supportive up til now but she recently made a tumblr account and ive just been super worried that she wont become tumblr famous like i am, even tho i dont have any followers, i can hardly imagine ppl wouldnt notice when ur helping save the fuckin world on a daily basin. 

she keeps saying “i just dont like girls” so i was all like shona-chan… and i placed my hands on her shoulders and i looked her right in the eye because she only has one eye and i was like “bby, i love u so much, ur one of my best friends so im gonna be honest with u… if u were a character in a film or a book or a game or a tv show…. sweetie… no one would wanna watch u and no one would wanna read about u. this isnt like the time u watched drug dealers tie up and shoot ur parents in the head in greenland before escaping in to the forests and surviving for 6 years with nothing but rudimentary combat skills, an uncanny ability to tame wild wolves and one of those Bic mechanical pencils. im sorry but str8 ppl just arent interesting.”

so plz u guys, ill take any help i can get to spice up my friend!!

[leftlivesmatter]

Also, if anyone knows how to change Right handed ppl into Lefties pls help. Right handed ppl are so boring and uptight, ugh. I need to fix my friends too smh

[partysoft]

could we return all str8 ppl to the manufacturer

they’re damaged beyond repair tbh

[leftlivesmatter]

Take all the Right handed ppl instead, they are even worse, smh

[bogleech]

“LIFE HACK lie to your spouse and ruin your things!”

[regularlesbian]

what the fuck is wrong with straights

[luxwing]

why the fuck do straight people hate being honest with each other

[sauvamente]

This is so childish and unnecessary, I hope she left

[leftlivesmatter]

This person was probably right handed js. Right handed trash, this is disgusting OML

[leftlivesmatter]

Tfw you realize you have been reblogging posts onto your second blog when you wanted them on your primary blog

[leftlivesmatter]

If u don’t accept my opinion as truth even if it is supported by no facts whatsoever, you are automatically a bigot who enjoys suppressing me and my left-handed culture.

[leftlivesmatter]

Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein were lefties that means right handed ppl can’t look at Leonardo’s paintings or use any of Albert Einstein’s theories.

[leftlivesmatter]

Js, but Hitler was right handed.

[leftlivesmatter]

Js, but only lefties should call each other lefties, because if a right handed person says it, it’s just rude and exercises their supremacy.

[anklebiterrr]

As someone who is right handed, I second this and also want to apologize for the right handed supremacy of my forefathers.

[leftlivesmatter]

Excuse you, check ur privilege. Left handed ppl still struggle today don’t act like it’s something from the past. Do you see equal distribution of lefty notebooks? I didn’t think so. I thank u for apologizing on ur forefather’s half, but i believe u should still check ur privilege, right handed scum.

[leftlivesmatter]

Js, but only lefties should call each other lefties, because if a right handed person says it, it’s just rude and exercises their supremacy.