yee haw

KT, female, 21+,/p>

[anxietyproblem]

[important-animal-images]

[cursesandcrows]

I'm telling you rn, once I get back my ability to sleep, my libido, my appetite, my motivation & I stop neglecting every aspect of my life it's over for u bitches

[cannibalchicken]

[squinko-moved]

i love songs by whiny white men that were given a guitar and perhaps a harmonica that either look like white jesus or what an old man would call a hipster

[stardiers]

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

[catchymemes]

[ceasarslegion]

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

[ceasarslegion]

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

[ceasarslegion]

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

[ceasarslegion]

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

[ceasarslegion]

essence of ronald reagan

[ceasarslegion]

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

[ceasarslegion]

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

[vriendenboekjes]

i thought uni was supposed to turn people into socialists but no it's just a bunch of liberals

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[coyote-mints]

youre in her dms im in her root nodules fixing nitrogen from the air

[cepullia]

[typhlonectes]

[kleefkruid]

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

[wizardpotions]

*casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline*

[august-ll]

DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG

[wizardpotions]

my dude, *why* are you related to your dog by blood

[august-ll]

we made a blood pact to be best friends for life 👉👈

[wizardpotions]

oh shit that's cute

*casts a gay little spell that uncurses this dude’s dog*

[supernatural-jackles]

Something no one tells you when you’re going through a tough time, is that even the smallest people will remember you. They’ll wonder why you haven’t bought food for your dog, where the pictures of your boyfriend went, or why their favourite cashier hasn’t been there for awhile. People notice you. People love you. Even if it’s for your jokes, even if it’s for your patience, even if it’s just seeing you around. People miss you. People love you. People care. 

I’m grateful for everyone who is still here today, no matter how hard it is. 

[flowerytale]

Susan Sontag, from “The Dummy”, featured in I, Etcetera: Stories