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my empty box of job offers

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when i get offered an interview

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the happiest face i can muster lately

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every Human Resources agent (prick) you ever met.

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when you realize three years later that your best friends throughout law school remained your college frat brothers

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best part of my day

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to put it simply...

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a job post looks promising until you get to the part where it says: "requires ten years of experience"

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so why should we hire you

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finding out that there are others who are still unemployed a year after graduating from law school

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Interviewer: We are looking for a real team player.

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when you are hired as an unpaid intern for a year under the premise that 'if you prove yourself we will hire you,' you work your ass off, they love you, BUT nada, no money, no job. 

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What magnificent things has three years of law school, passing the bar exam, eight internships, and a year and a half of applications and interviews given me?

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when a public interest lawyer walks into a law firm

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when people say "don't worry it'll get better soon..."

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said no one, ever.

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waking up to another day of unemployment and staring at the walls