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Never thought I'd be making a true pinned, but here we are. I'm Oddi (they/she). I'm bi, queerly married, and in my 30s. I block minors and Christians on sight, no exceptions. I do check bios and pinned posts. I do not take writing requests or accept DMs, but my inbox is always open. Behave yourself, and I'll respond if and when I'm able to or feel like it. Real life comes first. Masterlist (Updated 5.7.26)

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HSH: About A Boy

I Don't Know Where Home Is (I Don't Remember Where I Live) / HSH: About A Boy, Part 1 A prequel to ATGI, made up of both flashbacks featured in ATGI and ones that were cut from it, in chronological order in which they happened. Rating: Gen, with heavy themes including grief, parental death and death of guardians/primary caregivers, youth homelessness, and poor mental/emotional health and coping mechanisms. Rating may increase in later chapters. Updated: Chapter 7/?, 3.29.26

All the Go-Inbetweens / About A Girl, Part 1 ; HSH: About A Boy, Part 2 Prequel series to @st0rmyskies's Townhouse AU, centered on Legend and his time before and on Koholint. Rating: Gen, with heavy themes including grief, youth homelessness, and poor mental/emotional health and coping mechanisms. Rating may increase in later chapters. Updated: Chapter 9/?, 12.6.24

Love Buzz / About A Girl, Part 2 Set in the future in ATGI, Marin and Legend try something new (and kinky). NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+.

Today Cuts Like A Knife / HSH: About A Boy, Part 3 A fill for Whumptober 2024 alternate prompt "survivor's guilt". Another prequel to @st0rmyskies 's Townhouse AU, set in the future of ATGI, where Legend struggles with the aftermath of Koholint, and with being alone most of the time while Hyrule is in med school. Rating: Gen/Teen, for heavy themes of PTSD, trauma, panic/anxiety attacks, intrusive thoughts, and suicidal ideation. Heed the tags.

Just Remember Who Held You / HSH: About A Boy, Part 4 Wild doesn’t know what to get Legend for Solstice, until he does. Set in @st0rmyskies Townhouse AU. Rating: Gen/Teen, for a brief mention of recreational substance use and some themes of grief/mourning and anxiety.

Feelin' the Way That I'm Feeling Myself / HSH: About A Boy, Part 5 Set in the future of ATGI and Stormy's HSH/LMTCOY, Legend indulges in some private time and something new. NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+.

LOVE IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH

The vampire AU. Full list on AO3.

The Only Thing I'll Ever Ask of You The ancient era prologue of a hero, a vampire, a kingdom, a love enduring, the damage we do unwittingly, and the legacies we leave behind. Rating: Mature, for implied sexual content, period-appropriate attitudes regarding religion, relationship dynamics, gender, violence, and general vampire fiction subject matter. Updated: Chapter 4, 4.17.26

Love Is Something You Do With Your Teeth Set in Stormy's Count Darkula AU. NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+, for themes including sex, blood and mild gore, dubcon vibes, substance use and abuse (including alcohol, cigarettes, and marijuana), internalized transphobia, unrealistic age gaps and general vampire fiction subject matter. Heed the tags. Updated: Part 15, 3.19.26

The Stormyverse/Other AUs

We're Not Allowed to Figure It Out Stormyverse. A very self-indulgent what-if? scenario set in the future of the LMTCOY, where Legend and Hyrule break up, Legend is the first boy to move out of the Townhouse, and he and Time spend some time together one-on-one in a quiet bar across the city. NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+, for eventual porn. Updated: 5.7.26

A Memory Not Quite Yours While Legend is struggling to cope with the fallout of his uncle's death, representatives from a juvenile reform program promise him a way to keep his home. Instead of him abandoning the house out of fear of it being taken from him, he agrees, only to realize that the program he's enrolled himself in is more akin to a prison than a school for troubled teenagers, and he's trapped there until he turns eighteen... Unless there's another way out that will find him first. The "What If?"/hitman AU where Legend doesn't become a drifter and instead ends up in the same line of work as Time and Dark. Rating: Mature/18+, with heavy themes of systemic abuse and dehumanization of minors (specific warnings on each chapter), and violence. Updated: Chapter 9/?, 2.13.25

In Hell I'll Be In Good Company Stormyverse. Demon AU. NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+, for themes including (fictional) religion, blasphemy, explicit sex, and violence. Just general demon behavior, tbh. Heed the tags. Updated: Chapter 4/?, 6.17.24

Rock Bottom Stormyverse. A Tumblr-exclusive AU where the boys end up in the townhouse during the lowest points in their lives. Rating: Mature, for themes including substance use and abuse (primarily opioids). Updates whenever.

It's Not All Just Physical Stormyverse: Home Sweet Home. Four contemplates his relationship with Shadow and sexuality during an intimate encounter with his favorite annoyance. NSFW. Rating: Mature/18+. Heed the tags.

Legend of Zelda & Linked Universe

Which You Can't Share With Others A collection of LU and/or LOZ-compliant drabbles, originally taken from Linktober prompts, and therefore a little scary and unsettling. Not abandoned, just on indefinite hiatus. Rating: Gen/Teen, for some heavy themes about death, fear, mental health, psychological body horror, and the ugly realities of life in the fantasy equivalents of the middle and dark ages. Heed the tags.

Nowhere Left To Dream (So I'll Just Stay Awake) LU-compliant but with more mature themes than "are allowed". Legend has a dream and a quiet talk with Wind about hurricanes. Rating: Gen/Teen, for implied sexual content on par with a PG-13 movie.

#atgi #oddiwrites #demon au #count darkula #townhouse au #hsh vamp au #vampire au #vamp au #pinned post #rock bottom au #cfwhi #love/teeth

dogpuppy

lizluvscupcakes

[standing on the tips of my toes and passing snippets and pictures of The Character through the bars] you hang in there buddy

st0rmyskies

Lately I wanna know all your LegTime thots but maybe hit me with some Ravio ones, bae. Sexy or unsexy, whatever you're feeling. I feel like we know next to nothing about him 🥺👉👈

Ravio is a wanted man in his own country. The charges are relatively benign (not like, murder), there are just... so many of them. He, like Hyrule, is a man on the run from his own home.

Ravio is a personal friend of the royal family of Lorule. It's not known whether he has done work for Hilda, whether he has blackmail on her, or if they're related.

Ravio is still homeless. He prefers it. Less to feel like you're losing when your world upends itself. It's also much easier to maintain his business and drop everything and run if he doesn't have a permanent home base.

He is exactly 1.5 inches taller than Legend, but he slouches.

legends-shorts

BAE YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME

#i mean we been knew but deets?????#stormy asks #hsh ravio #stormbae

senatortedcruz

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

legends-shorts

(In the context of your Legend/Time fic because I reread it) imagine the day when Legend overestimates his own tolerance and gets far more wasted than he intended. Time's smug "told you so" as he pays their tab and helps Legend out to an uber (because Legend's slurring and stumbling already and would rather die than be carried home). Maybe Legend's far gone enough that he spends the whole ride leaning into Time flirting, which Time tips the driver generously for putting up with. Then Time has to deal with Legend being a little horny asshole until he gets fed up and just tosses Legend over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and dumps him on his bed.

Methinks -- and correct me if I'm wrong @st0rmyskies -- that Time's too much of a gentleman to take advantage of this situation as sexily as any of us would maybe like. But! He would probably take advantage of Legend's usual defenses being down enough to permit and enjoy a good cuddle.

"So." An warm, ringed hand found its way to Time's thigh. As the rideshare passed under street lights, Legend's dark nail polish flashed silver against the dark material of Time's slacks. "So?" Time eyed him expectantly, barely suppressing his amusement at this rare show of overindulgence. "I've been thinking about something." "Dangerous." "Fuck you." Even this drunk, he said it with remarkable acumen. It cracked Time's reluctance to smile fondly in the dark privacy of the backseat. "What about, Legend?" The silver stud in Legend's lip disappeared behind his teeth. The car passed over a pothole and he swayed closer with the motion. "I haven't gotten head in a while." Time met the driver's raised eyebrows in the rearview mirror. The warning in the man's eyes was clear, and Time felt appropriately cowed by it. "Dangerous thoughts, indeed," Time murmured. Legend hummed in agreement and leaned harder against his shoulder as the car shuddered over another rough patch of road. CTWest desperately needed to be repaved. "I don't know how I'm supposed to help with that." "I've got a few ideas." Legend tilted his head up, and Time studiously avoided meeting his eye to spare the driver of whatever was going through his head. His tone was appealing and dangerous, and just a little too loud for true discretion in the quiet car. "A whole bunch." Thank the Three they were pulling onto Legend's street so Time could see him inside and on his way to sleeping this off before this driver felt the need to say anything. Time pulled his phone out to leave a five-star rating and a generous tip as the car slowed to a stop. Legend didn't put up much of a fight being gently hauled out of the car, bundled inside his apartment, or deposited on the day bed. As Time left him to fill a glass of water for him, there were twin thuds of his shoes being kicked off, and he was curling up in the corner of the bed when Time returned, already halfway to falling asleep. "Don't go." Legend yawned, and he didn't reach out, but he did pat the area beside him. "I'm not done with you." "Of course not." Time toed out of his own shoes and settled back against the wall. He almost hesitated to lift his arm in invitation, but Legend was already shifting closer to him. The same place in Time's chest that warmed over foals finding their legs for the first time and babies smiling at him in public simmered. "Ten minutes and I want to try something," Legend yawned again. He hardly weighed anything, even resting as heavily as this, and his arm draped itself around Time's middle. It was nearly one in the morning. No one was expecting him to be anywhere but in his own bed for several hours, and he settled back a little more comfortably on the throw pillows for what was sure to be more than ten minutes.

st0rmyskies

Oh, he absolutely is. And I'm not 100% sure how he'd handle being outwardly grabbed or otherwise physically coerced, but there ain't no way in hell he's digging that grave for them.

He'd probably use the excuse that he doesn't want to get puked on.

legends-shorts

He's a real one for that, tbh. It's also like a $20 ride that doesn't deserve a 100% tip, probably.

#i'm imagining he's kind of ahfuck.jpg over legend (who does not like being touched) reaching out first with uncoordinated hands #and an obvious desire for closeness because he doesn't want o encourage the bad behavior but it's also. in a way. good behavior #that should be encouraged #legend just chose the absolute WORST moment to express that desire to the man he's not supposed to be sleeping with asfdghjsadfghjklghjkl;h #stormbae #legtime

(In the context of your Legend/Time fic because I reread it) imagine the day when Legend overestimates his own tolerance and gets far more wasted than he intended. Time's smug "told you so" as he pays their tab and helps Legend out to an uber (because Legend's slurring and stumbling already and would rather die than be carried home). Maybe Legend's far gone enough that he spends the whole ride leaning into Time flirting, which Time tips the driver generously for putting up with. Then Time has to deal with Legend being a little horny asshole until he gets fed up and just tosses Legend over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and dumps him on his bed.

Methinks -- and correct me if I'm wrong @st0rmyskies -- that Time's too much of a gentleman to take advantage of this situation as sexily as any of us would maybe like. But! He would probably take advantage of Legend's usual defenses being down enough to permit and enjoy a good cuddle.

"So." An warm, ringed hand found its way to Time's thigh. As the rideshare passed under street lights, Legend's dark nail polish flashed silver against the dark material of Time's slacks. "So?" Time eyed him expectantly, barely suppressing his amusement at this rare show of overindulgence. "I've been thinking about something." "Dangerous." "Fuck you." Even this drunk, he said it with remarkable acumen. It cracked Time's reluctance to smile fondly in the dark privacy of the backseat. "What about, Legend?" The silver stud in Legend's lip disappeared behind his teeth. The car passed over a pothole and he swayed closer with the motion. "I haven't gotten head in a while." Time met the driver's raised eyebrows in the rearview mirror. The warning in the man's eyes was clear, and Time felt appropriately cowed by it. "Dangerous thoughts, indeed," Time murmured. Legend hummed in agreement and leaned harder against his shoulder as the car shuddered over another rough patch of road. CTWest desperately needed to be repaved. "I don't know how I'm supposed to help with that." "I've got a few ideas." Legend tilted his head up, and Time studiously avoided meeting his eye to spare the driver of whatever was going through his head. His tone was appealing and dangerous, and just a little too loud for true discretion in the quiet car. "A whole bunch." Thank the Three they were pulling onto Legend's street so Time could see him inside and on his way to sleeping this off before this driver felt the need to say anything. Time pulled his phone out to leave a five-star rating and a generous tip as the car slowed to a stop. Legend didn't put up much of a fight being gently hauled out of the car, bundled inside his apartment, or deposited on the day bed. As Time left him to fill a glass of water for him, there were twin thuds of his shoes being kicked off, and he was curling up in the corner of the bed when Time returned, already halfway to falling asleep. "Don't go." Legend yawned, and he didn't reach out, but he did pat the area beside him. "I'm not done with you." "Of course not." Time toed out of his own shoes and settled back against the wall. He almost hesitated to lift his arm in invitation, but Legend was already shifting closer to him. The same place in Time's chest that warmed over foals finding their legs for the first time and babies smiling at him in public simmered. "Ten minutes and I want to try something," Legend yawned again. He hardly weighed anything, even resting as heavily as this, and his arm draped itself around Time's middle. It was nearly one in the morning. No one was expecting him to be anywhere but in his own bed for several hours, and he settled back a little more comfortably on the throw pillows for what was sure to be more than ten minutes.

#asked and answered #legtime #HOW DO I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIIIIIIIME

boviboy

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

Imo Legend would be such a cat dad. The stoned naps in the sun with a cat snuggled on his chest would heal something in him, methinks

100000000/10 can confirm

#i'm also this guy tbqh #asked and answered

beloved-child-of-the-house

aftercare for posting on ao3

beloved-child-of-the-house

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

st0rmyskies

Ik it's early but I feel like one year Warriors manages to convince Time to dress up for Halloween as the Phantom from Phantom of the Opera. Either that or one of those really cheap shitty axe headbands that look like the wearer has an axe in their head and Time wears it with an icy cold glare the entire time

Time likes to sit on the porch and hand out candy to the little kidlets that go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood, but they don't get much traffic if he's mean muggin the whole time. Methinks they'd do better to put him in a keaton costume or a fairy headband. Or maybe just cover his face with a full mask.

Warriors has a favorite sexy vampire costume, and he might even convince Time to play the part of his victim, fake fang-marks on his neck and all. That's a little less scary for the kids at least.

If Time did go as the Phantom, Warriors is obvs wearing an over-the-top opera gown, gloves and all, to pose as Christine.

st0rmyskies