Nora: I like dark humour
Ray: Ah
Ray: [turns off the lights] Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Nora: I like dark humour
Ray: Ah
Ray: [turns off the lights] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sara: I need all of you to be straight with me
Charlie: [looking at the others] That’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here
Sara: I’ve killed more people than I can count
Sara: Because I’ve killed a lot, not because I can’t count very high
Nate: [quietly to himself] Okay maybe mama DID raise a fool...
Sara: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage, this isn’t the woman I’m dating
Ava: Then we’ll split up. And I’m taking the kids.
Ray: [lifting the monopoly board] I think we’re gonna stop playing now
Ava: I love all of you.
Ava: Except for you, John, I can’t fucking stand you.
Nate: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Nate: [punches a wall]
Nate: Take me to the med bay.
Zari: Charlie, truth or dare?
Charlie: Dare.
Zari: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest man in the room. And notice I charitably said “man” and not “person” because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.
Zari: [sniffles]
Astra: Zari, you okay?
Zari: [sniffles again]
Astra: [hugs her] If there’s anything that upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me... cheer up.
Zari: Um... I have a cold…
Astra:
Astra: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again
John: when you’ve been a warlock for as long as I have, you develop thick skin
Mick: blue isn’t your colour
John: blue brings out MY FUCKING EYES, YOU PRICK!
Nate: hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Amaya: you’re a hazard to society
Zari: and a coward. Do twenty
Gary: Are you a top or a bottom?
John: I’m a threat
Sara, walking by: bottom energy
Nate: close your eyes, bro.
Ray: alright, bro.
Nate: what do you see, bro?
Ray: nothing, bro.
Nate: that’s my life without you, bro.
Ray, holding back tears: bro...
Nate: bro...
John: Ah, pet, I was afraid you’d be worried about me, so I thought I’d let you know that I’m alive and well
Ava: I’m extremely sorry to hear that
Ray: [kisses Nora’s cheek]
Nora: What the fuck was that?
Ray: Affection!
Nora: Disgusting.
Ray:
Nora:
Nora: Do it again
Ava, to Sara: And if you see Gary, give him this message
Ava: [makes a neutral face]
Ava: He’ll know what it means
[later]
Sara: Oh, and Ava said to give you a message
Sara: [makes a neutral face]
Gary: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure
Mick: Don’t overreact
Ray, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not