Legends Of Tomorrow Incorrect Quotes

Charlie | 18

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Nora: I like dark humour

Ray: Ah

Ray: [turns off the lights] Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Sara: I need all of you to be straight with me

Charlie: [looking at the others] That’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here

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Sara: I’ve killed more people than I can count

Sara: Because I’ve killed a lot, not because I can’t count very high

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Nate: [quietly to himself] Okay maybe mama DID raise a fool...

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Sara: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage, this isn’t the woman I’m dating

Ava: Then we’ll split up. And I’m taking the kids.

Ray: [lifting the monopoly board] I think we’re gonna stop playing now

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Ava: I love all of you.

Ava: Except for you, John, I can’t fucking stand you.

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Nate: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Nate: [punches a wall]

Nate: Take me to the med bay.

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Zari: Charlie, truth or dare?

Charlie: Dare.

Zari: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest man in the room. And notice I charitably said “man” and not “person” because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.

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Zari: [sniffles]

Astra: Zari, you okay?

Zari: [sniffles again]

Astra: [hugs her] If there’s anything that upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me... cheer up.

Zari: Um... I have a cold…

Astra:

Astra: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again

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John: when you’ve been a warlock for as long as I have, you develop thick skin

Mick: blue isn’t your colour

John: blue brings out MY FUCKING EYES, YOU PRICK!

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Nate: hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amaya: you’re a hazard to society

Zari: and a coward. Do twenty

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Gary: Are you a top or a bottom?

John: I’m a threat

Sara, walking by: bottom energy

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Nate: close your eyes, bro.

Ray: alright, bro.

Nate: what do you see, bro?

Ray: nothing, bro.

Nate: that’s my life without you, bro.

Ray, holding back tears: bro...

Nate: bro...

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John: Ah, pet, I was afraid you’d be worried about me, so I thought I’d let you know that I’m alive and well

Ava: I’m extremely sorry to hear that

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Ray: [kisses Nora’s cheek]

Nora: What the fuck was that?

Ray: Affection!

Nora: Disgusting.

Ray:

Nora:

Nora: Do it again

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Ava, to Sara: And if you see Gary, give him this message

Ava: [makes a neutral face]

Ava: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Sara: Oh, and Ava said to give you a message

Sara: [makes a neutral face]

Gary: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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Mick: Don’t overreact

Ray, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not