[hotdishprince]

Wore this sweater for a bit too long w/out deodorant and a smell like a Roast

[baddywronglegs]

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[redstonedust]

as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.

[hotdishprince]

People lighting off fireworks at 4:48 pm cloudy no sun but also not even a little bit dark. It’s not even anything out why are you doing this

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[caesarsaladinn]

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[hotdishprince]

You ever see a piece of new media and wince a little bit because you know it’s about to cause a Category 5 Discourse Event.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[crafty-butch]

saw someone say that making tomboy characters lesbians is a "dangerous stereotype" so im gonna start saying it's a dangerous stereotype every time a fictional woman marries a man

[hotdishprince]

Identity is built thru experience, and unfortunately, if you REALLY wanna be someone a heaping scoop of those experiences will need to be searing red-hot humiliation.

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

the well ok of it all