Incorrect Arrowverse Quotes

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[Ray is after getting a new pet rabbit]

Ray: You know the way he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place?

Sara: Yes?

Ray: Why don't we call him Mick Rory?

Sara:[sarcastically] Perfect! Mick it is!

Mick: What?

Sara: Oh, nothing, Mick. Ray's decided to name his new pet rabbit after you.

Mick: What?

Ray: I think Mick wants a drink.

Mick:[gleeful] Drink! Drink!

Sara: Maybe we could give him water.

Mick: Water!? Fuck!

Sara: Ray, this is getting far too confusing!

Ray: Ah Sara I've got used to calling him Mick! Can we not call Mick something else?

Sara:[exasperated] Great! What'll we call him?! Flipper! Flipper the Legend!

Mick: Yes!

[starkravingparker]

ON OR OFF ANON SLEEPOVER / HONESTY HOUR

tell me about your crush

tell me about your ex

tell me about your day

tell me about your dreams

tell me about yourself

tell me about something awkward or embarrassing

tell me a funny story

tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song

tell me your favourite 

tell me about your favourite fic

tell me a secret

tell me who you ship me with

tell me a lame joke/ bad pick-up line

tell me about your favourite Tumblr user

tell me what you’re thinking about

tell me your assumptions about me 

tell me why you started following me

tell me why I'm problematic 

ask for advice

ask for fic recs

ask for song recs

ask me weird questions

ask me personal questions

ask me random questions

ask me deep questions

ask me about my life

ask me my “top 5″ anything

send me headcanons

send me blurb/ fic/ oneshot ides

send me blurbs

send me song recs

send me unpopular opinions

send me your zodiac sign and I will tell you if I’d date you or not

send me your name and I will tell you if I’d date you or not

send me a url and I will tell you what I think about that person

send me your honest opinion of me

confess your sins

fangirl about stuff

rant about stuff

vent 

gossip about stuff

give me playlist ideas

give me some fic recs

make me choose between two things

most likely to

fuck marry kill

truth or dar

would you rather

tell me your favourite things about me 

talk to me about astrology and aliens

write an “about me” pretending to me

describe me in three words or less

go on anon and drag me

ask me about anything

talk to me about anything

i will answer every ask, nothing will go unanswered at all.

Send me a description of you and I will tell you if I would date you.

Literally anything.

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Ray:[When he finds out he won't be in the wedding ceremony] I can't believe this it's like figure skating team all over again. I mean synchronized swimming, I mean the balance beam - help me!

Nate: Football!

Ray: Thank you!

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Roy: Finished my recommendation, and I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

Oliver: I don't... understand

Roy: Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?

Felicity: It doesn't make any sense.

Roy: Of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.

Oliver: On every word?

Roy: Yep!

Felicity: What was this sentence originally?

Roy: Oh, "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."

Oliver: And that became, "They're humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."

Roy: And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Felicity: Uh, Roy, I don't think we can use this.

Roy: Why not?

Oliver: Well, because you signed it "Baby Kangaroo" Harper.

[dwight-schrutes]

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Me

[bloodydifficult]

avalance + video calls

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[seeing-red-arrow]

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Constantine: You bet your ass I'm wearing women's underwear!

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[Snart and Mick are after finding a wasps nest]

Mick: Do wasps make honey?

Snart: No wasps do not make honey.

Mick: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that.

[dickolasgrayson]

Some asshole: *does my boy, roy harper, dirty*

Me:

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Me af

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[After Harry starts losing his intelligence]

Cisco: As a matter of fact I'm starting to think think we need to intervene on you for your goddamn illiteracy.

Caitlin: Yeah, Harry, you are getting real dumb.

Harry: Come on, alright, this is what I'm talking about. Illiteracy. You know, what does that word even mean?

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Sara: [Drinking a can of wine] By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it's brilliant. I mean I'm active, I'm gesturing with my hands, and I don't feel restricted. If I was holding a wine glass right now I'd be spilling wine all over the god damn place.

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Oliver: Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!

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Ralph: Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?

Barry: That's leather? I thought it was plastic.

Ralph: Who the hell wears a plastic suit?

Barry: I just don't question the things you do anymore.

[dceu-memes]

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